Try your best pick-up line on the person below you.

"show me your titties, im rick james b!tch!"

"You got a boyfriend? No? Well, you do now."

"Hi, do you want to have my children? No? Ok then, can we just practice?"

"Hi. I'm an astronaut. And my next mission is to explore Uranus."

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"My urinary track is blocked and I can't pee! Help me!"

this is for if a guy post under me and since I have a pirate sig, I shall make a pirate theme 😊

"Arrrrrrr, let me make your Roger Jolly"

Sorry. His names Steven. =|

"Hey! Want to see something swell?"

"I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there."

"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. "

Already done.

"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."

;Pulled his up pants.;

"Alright. Spread your cheeks and lift your sack."

Um....hi....Nice boobs.

"The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"Wow, you should be a Victoria secrets model blush2"

"Oh, you're a bird watcher. Well, would you take this for a swallow?"

"My dad said there are no such things as angels, I guess he's not always right."

"I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy."