Superman vs. Darkseid

Started by Galan00742 pages

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Where the hell is the Box? Superman doesn't have the box.
That's what I'm wondering too.

It seems as though Superman somehow did that on his own. 😕

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
That story arc sucked. But the art was great.
There was only one part of that story I thoroughly disagreed with, (namely WW deflecting the OE)...

But all in all, I thought it was an OK arc.

Superman just one shoted Despero with his heat vision in the current Superman/Batman issue. 😐

Originally posted by Estacado
Superman just one shoted Despero with his heat vision in the current Superman/Batman issue. 😐

😑

Originally posted by Estacado
Superman just one shoted Despero with his heat vision in the current Superman/Batman issue. 😐

Nice change, what does it mean?

Originally posted by CasanoVa
Nice change, what does it mean?

That Superman feats are bullshit? 😖hifty:

It means that Despero has been thrashing 2 JLA teams and Lobo at once. Also he already beat Superman 2 times but now Supes just one shots him.That is pure bullshit.

I meant name change 😐

I knew about the Despero thing.

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Originally posted by CasanoVa
I meant name change 😐

I knew about the Despero thing.


Oh sorry then.
It's the surname of the guy who wields the Darkness his name is Jackie Estacado.

Originally posted by Galan007
Wasn't Cosmic Odyssey retconned?

Not all of it.

Originally posted by Estacado
Oh sorry then.
It's the surname of the guy who wields the Darkness his name is Jackie Estacado.

Oh right, awesome.

Well yeah, Despero is definetly not the team wrecking son of a gun he used to be then. How inconsistent is that though? Did the writer not know that Despero had beaten the crap out of 2 JLA teams (and lobo) but now he has him losing to just Superman.

Pathetic.

Despero has lost one on one to Martian Manhunter before. He's always had a sketchy history.

Originally posted by Validus
Despero has lost one on one to Martian Manhunter before. He's always had a sketchy history.

You mean MM tricked him?

Edit:Cause that is what happened he made him to believe that he destroyed the JLA so Despero went to rest.

Originally posted by Estacado
You mean MM tricked him?

That wasn't a trick so much as it was one of J'onn's plot device powers.

Originally posted by Validus
That wasn't a trick so much as it was one of J'onn's plot device powers.

Despero was beating up the JLA and MM made him to believe that Desp killed them so he would went to rest.

How about when he mindblasted Jonn and he couldn't even controll his own body or when he beat Aquaman and MM in a tp battle?

superman: how many times must i whoop your ass

jobberseid: cause you shouldn't have beat me i am lord of apokolips

superman:face it you suck beating just aint fun anymore.

jobberseid:i have slain many gods kryptonian i wont be denied taste my Omega beams.

superman: yawn those again they didn't work the first time and you hope they work again pathetic.

jobberseid: where are you going kryptinian

superman: To fight someone else i hear this thanos guy a real beast.

jobberseid: get back get baaaaaaaaaaack.

Originally posted by Estacado
Despero was beating up the JLA and MM made him to believe that Desp killed them so he would went to rest.

How about when he mindblasted Jonn and he couldn't even controll his own body or when he beat Aquaman and MM in a tp battle?


You sure you want to bring up his last showing in JLA? Aquaman's sharks were ripping Despero a new ass'hole. Not to mention his TP failed against Superman.

Wow, suddenly Despero falls 10/10 against Thanos and twice on sundays. The mad titan laughs at DC villians by saying "I just need to keep my current power levels until Superman gives bad feats to every villian and then rule as the only respectable above top tier!"

People then rage saying "Supes is growing stronger, thats why he wins", but then he will job to Wonder Woman who is certainly not evolving and people will break that little path towards redemption. "But look, DS just punked every pantheon in the DC universe", Marvel fanbows answer "that only means those "gods" fall 10/10 against the Surfer", the response "nonsense! A bad showing doesnt erase feats!" "Yes it does" says Thanos "Squirrel girl aside, we know it was a clone, whats your excuse?" "He-he was protected by the source" replies a villain in the verge of tears. "Is that even on panel?" asks Thanos "No, its not! Thats what I told to the Spectre but there isnt any proof! Why does the writer hates me!? I survived the freaking crisis" "I'll go to the realm of the Death right now" says Thanos "She cannot sleep with Kirby crying" "Isn't he like, alive?" "Didn't you know? Loeb killed his spirit in the comic worlds"

"Poor Despero" comments Black Panther in the shadows "Hudlin would help you for no reason or whatsoever but you are not black"

To be continued...

Originally posted by xmeat
superman: how many times must i whoop your ass

jobberseid: cause you shouldn't have beat me i am lord of apokolips

superman:face it you suck beating just aint fun anymore.

jobberseid:i have slain many gods kryptonian i wont be denied taste my Omega beams.

superman: yawn those again they didn't work the first time and you hope they work again pathetic.

jobberseid: where are you going kryptinian

superman: To fight someone else i hear this thanos guy a real beast.

jobberseid: get back get baaaaaaaaaaack.

That's pathetic.. it really is, it's not even funny.

I continue to pity you.

Originally posted by CasanoVa
That's pathetic.. it really is, it's not even funny.

I continue to pity you.


😂