Wow, suddenly Despero falls 10/10 against Thanos and twice on sundays. The mad titan laughs at DC villians by saying "I just need to keep my current power levels until Superman gives bad feats to every villian and then rule as the only respectable above top tier!"
People then rage saying "Supes is growing stronger, thats why he wins", but then he will job to Wonder Woman who is certainly not evolving and people will break that little path towards redemption. "But look, DS just punked every pantheon in the DC universe", Marvel fanbows answer "that only means those "gods" fall 10/10 against the Surfer", the response "nonsense! A bad showing doesnt erase feats!" "Yes it does" says Thanos "Squirrel girl aside, we know it was a clone, whats your excuse?" "He-he was protected by the source" replies a villain in the verge of tears. "Is that even on panel?" asks Thanos "No, its not! Thats what I told to the Spectre but there isnt any proof! Why does the writer hates me!? I survived the freaking crisis" "I'll go to the realm of the Death right now" says Thanos "She cannot sleep with Kirby crying" "Isn't he like, alive?" "Didn't you know? Loeb killed his spirit in the comic worlds"
"Poor Despero" comments Black Panther in the shadows "Hudlin would help you for no reason or whatsoever but you are not black"
To be continued...