Bacon: Coming about, brace for maneuvering.
Fianna: *throws up*
Syren: Gah!
Bacon: Ahhh!
Kayakat: Eeee!
LethalFemme: *giggles*
Syren: Sweetie, you don't find that gross at all? You got the worst of it, it's on your ass.
LethalFemme: Hmm, what?
Bacon: I can wipe it off.
Syren: 🙄
Syren: There they are, get their attention, Femme.
LethalFemme: With pleasure. 😖hifty:
Ken: There they a -
*bullet ricochets*
Ken: JESUS!
Ken: Femme, you realise how high those bullets are in caliber?!
LethalFemme: Sy did it.
Syren: I didn't mean that way. Go ahead and open fire.
*deafening gunfire erupts and sprays blood over the hostiles*
LethalFemme: AAAaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahhaaaahahahahaha....
*insane laughter*
LethalFemme: Ooooohhhhhh, oh.
Syren: Okay, it looks clear.
LethalFemme: Sy....
Syren: What?
LethalFemme: I think I just had an orgasm.
Originally posted by DarkC
Too lazy. cry-------
Ken: Moose, if you're coming you'd better make it quick, we're under pretty heavy supression here.
Moose: Alright, alright.*Austin Powers cell phone tone*
Ken: ...who the f*** brought a cellphone on a mission?
Impediment: Er, haha, me. My girl likes to keep in touch.
Ken: But -
Impediment: Hey hon, how are you? How's our girl?BlackSunshine: Hi, baby. I'm good, Madi's asleep. How's your mission?
Impediment: Oh, it's great! Except for the fact that Ken's making things miserable for me and that Vinny got shot in the knee.
BlackSunshine: Awww, poor boy. Is he okay?
Impediment: Vinny, Sunshine wants to know how yo -Vinny:*screaming in direction of phone* NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
BlackSunshine: Well, tell him to suck it up, he's a big boy now.
Impediment: Yeah, I will. Listen, I gotta go now, Ken's yelling at me and we're getting shot at. Bye!Rogue Jedi: Say, mate, could I borrow that cell off of you? Gotta check on Fallen.
Ken: *points pistol at RJ*
Rogue Jedi: Or not. *sigh*
Impediment: The hell is that smell?---
Mist: Oh, that feels so much better! Yeaaaahhhh!Maynard: God, you can smell it from here, twenty meters away.
Moose: Like bear scat mixed with cigarette ashes.
Bardock: Out of all the constipated people in the word, only our Mist enjoys it.
Moose: Done, Mist?
Mist: Yeah.
i get ONE mention and not even a line? schmoll you're lucky i'm m feeling nice today. disgust
yes, that was a request. 🥷