Yoda vs. Nomi Sunrider

Originally posted by allfg
Technically speaking, Yoda sucks donkey dick. Nomi Sunrider might actually just be the greatest prodigy of the lightsaber ever, given she could wield it like a master the first time using one.

This is based on yet another moronic line by the great Noobaris.

Yoda whips out his huge massive alien d**k and rapes Sunrider into oblivion.

i thought he said before that Kas'Im was the best of all time? Now its this person?

Not the best, but most prodigious. I mean really, who else compares to her? Being able to wield a lightsaber like a master on her first try is damn impressive. With some training and experience, which she received a lot of, she would be kickass.

And yoda has been wielding his saber like a master for 800 years. So?

I've read a lot of retarded crap on these forums before but Nebaris has to be the most mentally degenerated person yet.

I must have missed that comic ore novel, in what comic did she handle is like a master?

The first TOTJ, I believe.

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
Yoda whips out his huge massive alien d**k and rapes Sunrider into oblivion.

Great, more nightmares! 😠 😘

Originally posted by Lightsnake
And yoda has been wielding his saber like a master for 800 years. So?

1. Yet he was pretty much dedicated solely to the will of the force; he viewed knowledge of the force as being infinitely greater than simple prowess with a lightsaber, and he was very much out of practise.

2. The fact that with all his skill (which was much greater than Dooku's and Sidious'😉, he still wasn't able to overcome either in lightsaber combat speaks for him being technically very poor, otherwise he should have owned them.

Originally posted by Tangible God
I've read a lot of retarded crap on these forums before but Nebaris has to be the most mentally degenerated person yet.

Oh wait, I forgot, Yoda was in the movies and had a flashy style. Gosh, how could I have been so dumb, he pwns!

In The Freedon Nadd Uprising she wields it like a master after only about a month of training, she is a prodigy. I've only just started to read the Old republic Comics for the first time and have only just finished reading TFNU and in it she's pretty good but not good enough to defeat Yoda, she could probably last around 45 seconds, though, I'm guessing (seeing as Anakin lasted about 50 against Dooku in AOTC). But she'd definately lose, I don't know how strong she is in her prime but likely not quite as strong as Yoda still.

1. Yet he was pretty much dedicated solely to the will of the force; he viewed knowledge of the force as being infinitely greater than simple prowess with a lightsaber, and he was very much out of practise.

And yet he's still the most powerful Jedi to that point, able to beat multiple masters at once one of whom being a Vaapad Master, and able to disarm Sidious in lightsaber combat (ROTS script)

"YODA unleashes a ferocious assault on PALPATINE, causing him to almost go over the edge. The Dark Lord drops his lightsaber" - The ROTS Script

2. The fact that with all his skill (which was much greater than Dooku's and Sidious'😉, he still wasn't able to overcome either in lightsaber combat speaks for him being technically very poor, otherwise he should have owned them.

Your wrong, in AOTC Dooku was forced to run, in Dark Rendezvous he owns Dooku while he is distracted, and once again Dooku runs. And in the ROTS script he overpowers and disarms Sidious in straight lightsaber combat.

Yoda would beat her ass.

Noobaris, you are an idiot.

And out of practice? Yoda apparently keeps himself in shape. And he's also nearly 800 yars, so he's obviously a bit, y'know, old and out of it. He's got arthritism, rheumatism and needs a cane to walk when he's not using the Force...

Originally posted by allfg
Not the best, but most prodigious. I mean really, who else compares to her? Being able to wield a lightsaber like a master on her first try is damn impressive. With some training and experience, which she received a lot of, she would be kickass.

"BRAAA RIGH ATE JOO!!!"

Originally posted by Darth Sexy
Noobaris, you are an idiot.

This is what we call bashing and spam. Please cut it out. Thanks. 🙂

Now, I don't see Nomi winning this fight, but I certainly see Yoda getting a workout from a fight with the "defacto" leader of the Jedi Order (source: NEGtChrono).

Originally posted by allfg
Not the best, but most prodigious. I mean really, who else compares to her? Being able to wield a lightsaber like a master on her first try is damn impressive. With some training and experience, which she received a lot of, she would be kickass.

He will defeat her even in pure Saber duel.

When master swordsmen like Dooku and Sidious could not out-duel or defeat him in Saber combat, then I don't see Sunrider winning as well.

Yoda wins easily.

Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
This is what we call bashing and spam. Please cut it out. Thanks. 🙂

Now, I don't see Nomi winning this fight, but I certainly see Yoda getting a workout from a fight with the "defacto" leader of the Jedi Order (source: NEGtChrono).

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know being the leader of the Jedi Order all of a sudden makes you uber powerful. I guess Vodo was the grandmaster then? Or was it Odan Urr, who got tooled? Please, her being the leader of the Jedi Order doesn't mean jack shit. Yoda wtfpwns her.

Except for the fact that Exar can pwn leaders of the Jedi Order, Yoda can't. He can't pwn people of his own position. He's better, but he won't be pwning any of them.