Yoda: "Ms. Lohan, your failed singing career--tragic. Seeing you out of rehab, brings warm feelings to my heart."
Lindsey: "Do you have any idea who's behind this lack of interest in young, slutty emerging poptarts?"
Mace Windu: "Our intelligence reports to disgruntled Brittany fans from Middle America."
Lindsey: "I think Kelly Clarkson's behind this."
Ki-Adi Mundi: "She's an American Idol finalist, not a sell-out."
Mace Windu: "You know mi'lady, Kelly Clarkson won the first season, she couldn't endorse corporate America, it's not in her contract."
Yoda: "But for certain Ms. Lohan, in great danger, your profits are."