WHat Star Wars Characters Would Never Say

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Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

I happen to be in an industrializing nation.

queeq Chaos

Does that hurt?

General G Canadian.

Ouch.

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

Not at all. its very cool.

MasterAshenVor Grey Jedi

Leia : You Scruffy Lookin Love Monster!

Han : HELLZ YEA!

CHEWY : *ROAR*

HAN : Dont worry chewy you can help me out.

queeq Chaos

Yuck... hair in the bed.

General G Canadian.

That will be annoying to get out.

Count Makashi Count Dookus number 1 fan

Thats disturbing.

General G Canadian.

Why? You were there taping.

MasterAshenVor Grey Jedi

LOL!

Jaeh_JediPirate Possibly here.

That was... quite, not what i expected.

ESB -1138 Sonic Speed

Luke: Hey check this out. (puts lightsaber near crotch and ignites) I'm getting horny.

Jaeh_JediPirate Possibly here.

quite expected now. so Luke was that desperate....

ESB -1138 Sonic Speed

Anakin: Hey check this out. (puts lightsaber near crotch and ignites) I'm getting horny.

Jaeh_JediPirate Possibly here.

Was everyone that desperate? and crazy?

barand1 Senior Member

Vader (looking down at his costume)
"Does this come in pink?"

Jaeh_JediPirate Possibly here.

that was funny... 😂

2D_MASTER Restricted

Lando Calrissian:
"Does this cape make me look gay?"

ESB -1138 Sonic Speed
Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
Was everyone that desperate? and crazy?

Yoda: Hey check this out you must. (puts lightsaber near crotch and ignites) Horny I am.

General G Canadian.
Originally posted by barand1
Vader (looking down at his costume)
"Does this come in pink?"

😂

Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
Was everyone that desperate? and crazy?

Like father like son.