Can you handle the Truth?

Originally posted by The Real Wolvie
Preach the truth, brother! The unholy members of this board will burn in hell forever if they don't repent of their ways. Those idolators who have replaced Jesus with Superman and God with Wolverine will suffer an eternity of fire, brimstone, and reruns of Full House....

Repent of your sins for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. All blacks, homosexuals, women, and dwarfs must repent of their unholy sins and give their lives to christ,...for it is a sin to be shorter than Wolverine, to have black sin or to menstrate.....

Marvel is of Satan for it teaches the lie of EVILution that human beings can evolve into higher beings. My friends, reading about how mutations can cause people to heal instantly or have steel-hard skin only leads to confusion and disconnection with the Word of God. Only wholesome, Christian stories that portray the earth as 6000 years old and convey the reality of people coming back to life are acceptable and true.

My friends we have a true Savior in Christ Jesus for not only did he walk on water but also defeated Satan in three panals.....repent now and give your lives over to Christ...

Oh hum! yawn

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Oh hum! yawn

What....not even a smirk?

Originally posted by The Real Wolvie
What....not even a smirk?

You gave it away too early. 😄

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You gave it away too early. 😄

Yeah, I thought about making it sound more serious but I thought I might get banned...

that was hilarious, i though of making a similar comparison but figured ppl b offended...

🙂

WildShadow...you are getting quite boring don't you think?

Jesus Christ is the reason for the season.

Eternal life is yours for the taking, just ask Jesus the Christ to give it to you and you be glad you did.

No, no Jesus didn't start the worship me thing, he copied him. Nah, it really wasn't him but the Catholic church that made him divine.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Jesus Christ is the reason for the season.

Eternal life is yours for the taking, just ask Jesus the Christ to give it to you and you be glad you did.

What is "it"?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
What is "it"?

Eternal life. 4th grade reading comprehension would reveal that much.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Eternal life. 4th grade reading comprehension would reveal that much.

Who told you that?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Jesus Christ is the reason for the season.

Eternal life is yours for the taking, just ask Jesus the Christ to give it to you and you be glad you did.

Eternal life?? Really? So this Jesus guy...does he train us to use swords..you know in case we run into other immortals? I mean, there can be only one right?

Originally posted by The Real Wolvie
Eternal life?? Really? So this Jesus guy...does he train us to use swords..you know in case we run into other immortals? I mean, there can be only one right?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
😆 And that only one is Jesus. Kind of sounds like Jesus is trying to find his next victim. 😂

Jesus is a total zombie - I mean aside coming back to life, he also told people to drink his blood and eat his flesh...in fact, according to the bible, if you don't eat the flesh of christ and drink his blood, you will not be made immortal. Sounds like a zombie or perhaps even a vampire....sounds pretty killer...no wonder Christianity has so many followers.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Jesus Christ is the reason for the season.

Eternal life is yours for the taking, just ask Jesus the Christ to give it to you and you be glad you did.

Originally posted by The Real Wolvie
Jesus is a total zombie - I mean aside coming back to life, he also told people to drink his blood and eat his flesh...in fact, according to the bible, if you don't eat the flesh of christ and drink his blood, you will not be made immortal. Sounds like a zombie or perhaps even a vampire....sounds pretty killer...no wonder Christianity has so many followers.

The reason for so many followers is the fact 200 years ago or better they (the Church) would kill you if you were not a Christian.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
The reason for so many followers is the fact 200 years ago or better they (the Church) would kill you if you were not a Christian.

Oh really? I thought it was the appeal of being an immortal who needs to feed on the flesh of his master...oh and the whole idea of you're a sinner if you even think about sex thing...omg can I convert right now, JesusIsAlive???

Originally posted by The Real Wolvie
Oh really? I thought it was the appeal of being an immortal who needs to feed on the flesh of his master...oh and the whole idea of you're a sinner if you even think about sex thing...omg can I convert right now, JesusIsAlive???

😆 He wouldn't know about sex.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
😆 He wouldn't know about sex.

Originally posted by The Real Wolvie
Jesus is a total zombie - I mean aside coming back to life, he also told people to drink his blood and eat his flesh...in fact, according to the bible, if you don't eat the flesh of christ and drink his blood, you will not be made immortal. Sounds like a zombie or perhaps even a vampire....sounds pretty killer...no wonder Christianity has so many followers.

More like a reverse zombie.