You know what? I'm just going to let loose on Thor and Marvel in general. Now Thor's emo? Really? Did I miss a meeting or something? It's bad enough we have emo Bob (Sentry) getting punked up and out 6 ways from Sunday, but now Thor...THOR!?!?!? As in the Asgardian god of Thunder!?
Say what you want about DC and their top tiers but at least they know how to put them to use with only a fraction of the whiny, emo crap. That's why Marvel's heavy hitters get such a bad rap in the vs forum. You won't see Supes jobbing to a Wolverine like character. Okay, Batman has a mighty big jobber aura...but he's the gawdam BATMAN!
Silver Surfer has all these exotic powers but mainly chooses to be a cosmic powered, I'm okay, you're okay, pacifist hippie! Gladiator has had some good moments lately, so I'll just leave him alone. Sentry keeps getting abused like it's open Bob season. And Thor...THOR!!!!! That annual was a big, runny, seeping, stinking, peanut and corn kernel infested pile of shit! Marvel has crossed the line.
No offense to Spidey and Wolvey, I read both titles, but still no Namor monthly? WTF is that MARVEL!? I can go broke reading Spidey and Wolvey but have to wait for guest appearances from Namor? Namor is badass. Maybe if he got all metro-ed up and started crying they'd give him a monthly? And speaking of Monthly titles...WHERE THE EFF HAS THOR'S MONTHLY BEEN?
Okay, rant over. Gonna down about 14.5 Jaeger Bombs and relax.