God vs Satan II

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
So, the fight is Satan against god and Jesus. Two against one, not a really fair fight.

No Satan has the anti-christ, the false prophet, not to mention the kick-ass beast oh yeah he has his own whore (the whore of babylon). Satan has a crew too.

Anti-chrsit=dead christ, so that leaves God vs Satan, Anti christ and all the denizens of hell....Angels are wussies playing harp music for the battle

Originally posted by Burning thought
muhaha jesus is being tortured in hell and God is drained of almost all power as humans such as medians and crystal ball scryers use whats left of his power to work out where people have left their keys

Satan has his feet up as he sends America and Iraq into war and causes all types of mischiefs

let Satan have Asmodeus

Bwhahahaha, yeah even IF god was in that situation, God just needs another sandwich (Jesus would gladly make it for him) then God would go Popeye on Satan and kick his nuts into his stomach.

Originally posted by Burning thought
Anti-chrsit=dead christ, so that leaves God vs Satan, Anti christ and all the denizens of hell....Angels are wussies playing harp music for the battle

Anti-christ= Oprah. Jesus would beat the shit out of Oprah, everybody knows that.

no no no, mistaken indeed...Chuck norris is the Anti christ!!

Chuck norris>God and Jesus

(now can we keep this thread more serious pleaassee 😂 )

Originally posted by Burning thought
no no no, mistaken indeed...Chuck norris is the Anti christ!!

Chuck norris>God and Jesus

(now can we keep this thread more serious pleaassee 😂 )

...... I wish the "chuck norris" thing would die already.....

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
...... I wish the "chuck norris" thing would die already.....

tbh i dont even know how it all started, i just used it cuz so many people do

So really, by God and Satan you don't mean the actual mythological God and Satan, but the ones that are in your mind created by you?

Originally posted by inimalist
So really, by God and Satan you don't mean the actual mythological God and Satan, but the ones that are in your mind created by you?

What is the difference?

Originally posted by inimalist
So really, by God and Satan you don't mean the actual mythological God and Satan, but the ones that are in your mind created by you?

Who are you talking to? I've been pretty consistent with the mythos, of course I did throw in the sandwich and Oprah thing.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
What is the difference?

there was this book written a long time ago....

I think, THINK that God guy is mentioned in there

lol. I guess it doesn't, but again, then GODZILLAANDROIDOCTOPUS wins, because he is from the future.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Who are you talking to? I've been pretty consistent with the mythos, of course I did throw in the sandwich and Oprah thing.

lol, my bad, it was to Burning Thought

Originally posted by inimalist
there was this book written a long time ago....

I think, [b]THINK that God guy is mentioned in there

lol. I guess it doesn't, but again, then GODZILLAANDROIDOCTOPUS wins, because he is from the future.

lol, my bad, it was to Burning Thought [/B]

It sure is boring when JIA is not here. 😆

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
It sure is boring when JIA is not here. 😆

😆 😆 😆

Its such a love/hate thing...

/sigh

I think the best part about JIA is the blue text

Originally posted by inimalist
😆 😆 😆

Its such a love/hate thing...

/sigh

I think the best part about JIA is the blue text

I'm too lazy to color my text. 😆

But damn, its HAWT

Originally posted by inimalist
But damn, its HAWT

muhahahaha

damn, wont go any lighter grey

Originally posted by inimalist
there was this book written a long time ago....

I think, [b]THINK that God guy is mentioned in there

lol. I guess it doesn't, but again, then GODZILLAANDROIDOCTOPUS wins, because he is from the future.

lol, my bad, it was to Burning Thought [/B]

GODZILLAANDROIDOCTOPUS may very well win if you give it more power than the guys who made up God in the bible thousands of years ago gave him

Originally posted by Burning thought
GODZILLAANDROIDOCTOPUS may very well win if you give it more power than the guys who made up God in the bible thousands of years ago gave him

Yes, that is the point exactly

but GODZILLAANDROIDOCTOPUS is ime afraid offtopic

this topic is about God and Satan, who although probably are more odd and more outrageous than a GODZILLAANDROIDOCTOPUS are still the topic

and Satan would easily win