Yoda versus Dumbledore (the Force versus Hogwarts magic)

We'll see Yoda just sits there in his mediation room all day farting and mediating and getting slower with his force abilities and even basic shit is hard for this guy I mean look at him vs dooku the very first move this guy is struggling maybe he should stop farting and get his act together but unfortunately it's to late as he is a ferret forevermore

Blah blah blah downplay blah blah blah bullshit

Come back when your HP boner isn't drawing oxygen and blood from your brain

Cool but Yoda still gets turned into a ferret

Before or after he gets speedblitzed?

Yoda isn't as fast but I'm not getting into that I'm sticking with this 500 meters

Jedi can deflect blaster which have at least supersonic speed feats, conservatively speaking. Yoda is one of the best of them

Show me on comparable speed feat from Dumbledore or kindly, GTFO

Or right, Yoda has to be in character while Dumbledore is bloodlusted and operating at full capacity, consistency

Originally posted by Silent Master
If you want to go with the .5 kilometer starting distance, By all means post examples of Dumbledore being able to hit targets that are .5 kilometers away

See that would also interest me if you posted any clips of Yoda TKing someone's stuff and as for that the world of Harry Potter has what it's called projectile spells which lock on to the opponent and Yoda can't use tutaminis on this as if he does he still gets turned into a ferret and this is proven by mcgonagalls deul with snape as each spell keyed on to its target so this spell will hit Yoda and Yoda won't do anything but become a ferret.

Dumbledore wins 💃 😆

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Blah blah blah downplay blah blah blah bullshit

Come back when your HP boner isn't drawing oxygen and blood from your brain

Yea you do the same when you can get your Star Wars boner under control and you can think straight

Before or after he gets speedblitzed?

See Yoda can't cover 500 meters that fast to where dumbledore wouldn't be able to turn him into a ferret and since it will lock on to Yoda. Yoda is now a ferret.

Jedi can deflect blaster which have at least supersonic speed feats, conservatively speaking. Yoda is one of the best of the best

With lightsabers and he doesn't have a lightsaber

Show me on comparable speed feat from Dumbledore or kindly, GTFO

See that would also interest me if Yoda could cover 500 meters in that time frame by the time Yoda becomes a little ferret so I think you have all been debunked so I think you can all go now

Or right, Yoda has to be in character while Dumbledore is bloodlusted and operating at full capacity, consistency

Stop complaining I mean really how about you grow a pair Jesus.
How is him using a transfiguration spell bloodlusted? You are just a sore loser. Him using spells not even the unforgivable curses, you call that out of character. You call that bloodlusted, what makes it so? I don't believe you can without making it a double standard and those are against the rules.

IOW, you have no proof that Dumbledore can actually hit anyone from .5 kilometers. BTW, the clips that have been posted showed Yoda using tk on people, thus your argument that Yoda won't use tk on Dumbledore isn't valid.

Yoda wins.

Yea you do the same when you can get your Star Wars boner under control and you can think straight

Awhawhawhaw, "no u", is that really the best you can come up with you degenerate?

See that would also interest me if Yoda could cover 500 meters in that time frame by the time Yoda becomes a little ferret so I think you have all been debunked so I think you can all go now

Do you know what the **** supersonic is?

Oh right according to you "wordless magic" and "lack of incantations" somehow counter massive speed disparities

How is him using a transfiguration spell bloodlusted? You are just a sore loser. Him using spells not even the unforgivable curses, you call that out of character. You call that bloodlusted, what makes it so? I don't believe you can without making it a double standard and those are against the rules

You saying Dumbledore can use what ever spells he wants do because, why not but Yoda can't do something because he doesn't do it in every situation he ever appears in so he's not allowed to use it here. That is a double standard

Stop complaining I mean really how about you grow a pair Jesus.

Did you seriously pull this kind of e-thuggery on me? And this kid has the gall to call me a joke

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Awhawhawhaw, "no u", is that really the best you can come up with you degenerate?

Well you know you are showing symptoms of loss of brain tissue and lack of oxygen flow, you might want to get that checked by a proffesional.

Do you know what the **** supersonic is?
Yea sonic the hedgehog is faster than Yoda now he could cover 500 meters in a couple of seconds if not 1 while Yoda he is going to need a minute to flip or run all the way there and with that time Yoda would become a ferret. It's the truth my friend. The sad sad truth Yoda will become a ferret.

Oh right according to you "wordless magic" and "lack of incantations" somehow counter massive speed disparities

Well if it's speechless it's faster that's why you don't hear them say spells as much. That's like Yoda screaming FORCE PUSH before he does it. Why not just do it that's what the Harry Potter series world does. It counters it due to large distance and the fact all dumbledore needs is a flick of his wrist and Yoda is a ferret.

You saying Dumbledore can use what ever spells he wants do because, why not but Yoda can't do something because he doesn't do it in every situation he ever appears in so he's not allowed to use it here. That is a double standard

I didn't say he couldn't flip ok. I said he wouldn't make it before dumbledore uses the spell and this shows me you have lost a tad bit of brain tissue as you are replacing sentences with things I have not said or u misunderstood or something. I shall make this clear to you Yoda can flip for days he can use physical stuff, he is fast but not fast enough to where he can cover 500 meters in the amount of time to take dumbledore to flick his wrist which takes 1-2 seconds

Did you seriously pull this kind of e-thuggery on me? And this kid has the gall to call me a joke

Well right now you are pretty funny and yes please stop being a big baby. Please stop complaining. Gosh you aren't the only one sir.

Originally posted by Silent Master
IOW, you have no proof that Dumbledore can actually hit anyone from .5 kilometers. BTW, the clips that have been posted showed Yoda using tk on people, thus your argument that Yoda won't use tk on Dumbledore isn't valid.

Yoda wins.

Have you lost some brain tissue as well as you can't read. Mcgonagall vs Snape. She used projectile fire spells. This proves that dumbledore could shoot a spell and it would hit Yoda spot on there is the proof. You may actually need to get a doctor to check you out as well because you are both seriously losing some major brain tissue.

Dumbledore wins and Yoda becomes a ferret.

Well you know you are showing symptoms of loss of brain tissue and lack of oxygen flow, you might want to get that checked by a proffesional.

Thanks for proving my point

Yea sonic the hedgehog is faster than Yoda now he could cover 500 meters in a couple of seconds if not 1 while Yoda he is going to need a minute to flip or run all the way there and with that time Yoda would become a ferret. It's the truth my friend. The sad sad truth Yoda will become a ferret.

Except Jedi by feats are well into the supersonic range (conservatively speaking), so yeah 500 meters nothing

Well if it's speechless it's faster that's why you don't hear them say spells as much. That's like Yoda screaming FORCE PUSH before he does it. Why not just do it that's what the Harry Potter series world does. It counters it due to large distance and the fact all dumbledore needs is a flick of his wrist and Yoda is a ferret.

It means nothing, and doesn't change the fact that you somehow seem to think Dumbledore could beat Gold Saints because of "wandless magic" or "lack of incantations"

Kind of up to you to prove if that, say, wordless magic could stop or deflect say, a railgun shell if it was fired right at Dumbledore

he is fast but not fast enough to where he can cover 500 meters in the amount of time to take dumbledore to flick his wrist which takes 1-2 seconds

You're right, he's well above what's required to

You're more of a joke at downplaying Star Wars than StarFleet Jedi

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
Have you lost some brain tissue as well as you can't read. Mcgonagall vs Snape. She used projectile fire spells. This proves that dumbledore could shoot a spell and it would hit Yoda spot on there is the proof. You may actually need to get a doctor to check you out as well because you are both seriously losing some major brain tissue.

Dumbledore wins and Yoda becomes a ferret.

So you're back to giving Dumbledore the feats of other people, I guess that means you're withdrawing your silly complaints about Yoda using tk to disarm Dumbles.

IOW, Yoda wins via tk and speedblitz.

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Thanks for proving my point

What point you have no point

Except Jedi by feats are well into the supersonic range (conservatively speaking), so yeah 500 meters nothing

No they can't. They can't cover the range of 500 meters in the time needed to stop dumbledore sorry that's just the truth

It means nothing, and doesn't change the fact that you somehow seem to think Dumbledore could beat Gold Saints because of "wandless magic" or "lack of incantations"

You just proved my point

Kind of up to you to prove if that, say, wordless magic could stop or deflect say, a railgun shell if it was fired right at Dumbledore

1 a railgin has nothing to do with this situation
2.you can't ignore the fact that Yoda couldn't either
3. You can't ignore the fact that Yoda is now a ferret
4. Well you have apparition protego wingardium leviosa so...

You're right, he's well above what's required to

In candy land. Yoda is fast but he can't cover 500 meters in that short of time to stop dumbledore so once again. Yoda is now a ferret

You're more of a joke at downplaying Star Wars than StarFleet Jedi

Not trying to downplay it I'm just giving you the facts I will respond to your comments tomorrow sir as I must now rest I suggest the two of you do the same.

Originally posted by Silent Master
So you're back to giving Dumbledore the feats of other people, I guess that means you're withdrawing your silly complaints about Yoda using tk to disarm Dumbles.

IOW, Yoda wins via tk and speedblitz.

Your giving Yoda feats he hasn't done himself to relate to this contest like covering 500 meters in a time frame to stop dumbledore you guys are funny
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No they aren't silly you just can't counter them. And plus if you wanna go by feats yodas speed and power are greatly reduced but dumbledore can pretty much use any transfiguration spell as he was the head of transfiguration so technically a feat in his name. I shall address your comments tomorrow as I must rest I suggest you do the same as you are losing to much brain tissue.

What point you have no point

That, "no u" is your sole comeback

No they can't. They can't cover the range of 500 meters in the time needed to stop dumbledore sorry that's just the truth

Deflecting blaster bolts from fairly close ranges, which have feats well into the supersonic range, which you ignored, way to go, jackass

1 a railgin has nothing to do with this situation

Point is, you can't assume that "wandless magic" is somehow a counter to massively superior speed without feats to prove such

2.you can't ignore the fact that Yoda couldn't either

Well i did post those massively hypersonic fighter droid quotes and Obi-Wan Anakin can keep up with them so

3. You can't ignore the fact that Yoda is now a ferret

Not if he speedblitzes Dumbledore before he can think that is

4. Well you have apparition protego

Prove they could use either before the railgun shell hit them (again, after it was fired)

If you had a scan where he was able to do either before a speeding bullet hit them, fair enough, otherwise? Kindly **** off

wingardium leviosa so...

So a spell which best feat is slowly moving a mountain troll's club can deflect a railgun shell moving at Mach 7 and hitting with >10 megajoules? I'd like to see the proof please. Otherwise? Just get the **** out with your no limit fallacy bullshit and fanwank

In candy land. Yoda is fast but he can't cover 500 meters in that short of time to stop dumbledore so once again. Yoda is now a ferret

Argument from incredulity

Not trying to downplay

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
Your giving Yoda feats he hasn't done himself to relate to this contest like covering 500 meters in a time frame to stop dumbledore you guys are funny
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No they aren't silly you just can't counter them. And plus if you wanna go by feats yodas speed and power are greatly reduced but dumbledore can pretty much use any transfiguration spell as he was the head of transfiguration so technically a feat in his name. I shall address your comments tomorrow as I must rest I suggest you do the same as you are losing to much brain tissue.

Yoda does have feats of using tk against enemies, he also has feats of using speed in fights, however even if he didn't, you have no right to complain as you have Dumbledore fighting OOC and using spells he's never been shown to use.

So bottom line is that Yoda wins via tk and speedblitz.

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
Ok you know what before anyone does anything before Yoda even has a chance to do anything dumbledore turns Yoda into a ferret

Dodgeable. Can miss as it needs to be aimed. Precog.

Yoda turns Dumbledore into a smear on the ground.

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
Have you lost some brain tissue as well as you can't read. Mcgonagall vs Snape. She used projectile fire spells. This proves that dumbledore could shoot a spell and it would hit Yoda spot on there is the proof. You may actually need to get a doctor to check you out as well because you are both seriously losing some major brain tissue.

Dumbledore wins and Yoda becomes a ferret.

Kindly explain how the Mcgonagall vs Snape fight proves that Dumbledore could hit Yoda.

From my perspective, those shots looked really slow, were mostly forward firing and easily dodgeable by a jedi.

Oooh! Look what I found:

Yoda using the force to disarm Ventress. Canon.

http://youtu.be/QnZaNNY_arU

Originally posted by StealthRanger
That, "no u" is your sole comeback

Yours is TKing and speed blitzing and my comeback is the only necessary one needed.

Deflecting blaster bolts from fairly close ranges, which have feats well into the supersonic range, which you ignored, way to go, jackass

Yes fairly close range and supersonic range with lightsaber you stupid jackass

Point is, you can't assume that "wandless magic" is somehow a counter to massively superior speed without feats to prove such

The counter to the yodas speed is the distance in between those two. And the facts that the HP universe has lock on spells which is seen in the last movie by mcgonagall.

Well i did post those massively hypersonic fighter droid quotes and Obi-Wan Anakin can keep up with them so

500 meters though. Not even Yoda or Sidious could cover that in the amount of time needed

Not if he speedblitzes Dumbledore before he can think that is

Well that would interest me if Yoda could cover that distance in that time to stop dumbledore from turning him into a ferret.

Prove they could use either before the railgun shell hit them (again, after it was fired)

That would interest me if Yoda was using a railgun, and if Yoda could dodge it. But wizards have apparition don't know if you beleive that that is fast enough but they have that. Not saying it's fast enough but they have it so.

If you had a scan where he was able to do either before a speeding bullet hit them, fair enough, otherwise? Kindly **** off

Oh my you are pressuring me with this I don't think it's a good idea. Yoda in the movies is not so fast if that's what you are a referring to but otherwise dumbledore given 500 meters would take Yoda out and turn him into a ferret.

So a spell which best feat is slowly moving a mountain troll's club can deflect a railgun shell moving at Mach 7 and hitting with >10 megajoules? I'd like to see the proof please. Otherwise? Just get the **** out with your no limit fallacy bullshit and fanwank

Well considering the fact it was used by a first year. It was also is first time using it so not really a true low showing. See HP magic has so much variety that it has spells for several situation. Turning a person into a ferret is one of them. So again dumbledore would turn Yoda into a ferret.

Argument from incredulity

Again Yoda can't cover 500 meters in the amount of time it would take for dumbledore to just quickly flick his wrist and shoot the spell out. So Yoda is now a ferret.

Dumbledore wins

Originally posted by Nibedicus
Oooh! Look what I found:

Yoda using the force to disarm Ventress. Canon.

http://youtu.be/QnZaNNY_arU

I was waiting on you to do that yes TCW is cannon but not the movies. So therefore doesn't count in this forum.

Originally posted by Nibedicus
Kindly explain how the Mcgonagall vs Snape fight proves that Dumbledore could hit Yoda.

With the fact that in that deul her spells could have just launched at any random spot in his face to just flash around in his face and overwhelm him that way but instead each spell went straight for its target with great precision

From my perspective, those shots looked really slow, were mostly forward firing and easily dodgeable by a jedi.

Perspective is how YOU PERSONALLY see things and everyone can see it differently. Now they sure are not slow as once cast it hit snape almost instantly.
Whether Yoda can dodge it is irrelevant as it would follow him and with his small stature he would be knocked over and dumbledore could just go on a barrage of that spell as well. So now dumbledore can turn Yoda into a ferret or take him out using those fire spells or any other transfiguration spell.

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
I was waiting on you to do that yes TCW is cannon but not the movies. So therefore doesn't count in this forum.

Eh? TCW is canon and TV "feats" are allowed here as long as it is canon to the character.