Janus Marius
Plo Koon Rulez!
It's time for Darth Sexy for Dummies, folks!
Well Janus, if I give everybody here (thanks for speaking for everyone) plenty of cheap amusement, then you must be the dave chapelle of this forum with your constant bitching, anti fanboy rhetoric (although you are a fanboy yourself), hypocrisy, hilarious insults, and just an all out act. I pick my battles, while you get in and lose all of yours.. For a self proclaimed "great" debater and intelligent person, you embarass yourself everytime you come back to this forum, and then write about it on EOD like some prissy schoolgirl.
Translation: I may be a complete ass, but you are somehow worse. You ***** all the time and use rhetoric but you are a hypocrite, despite the fact that I am a troll and I hate on other people who troll; I am also a sock and I hate on other people who use socks. I somehow pick my battles, but my bullshit views and posts are all over this thread like white on rice. You somehow have a self-inflated view of yourself despite never making such claims in all seriousness, and you make a fool out of yourself despite the fact that all of my posts have the eloquence of chimps with typewriters. Btw, random forum bash.
Ah the typical "Janus" response to something that I said that MAYBE right. "Oh well you MUST have copied this from somebody else!!##!" It's quite clear that you and the rest of EOD either don't know the definition of "troll", or are so egocentric that hypocrisy has become a part of your everyday life.
Translation: Another belittling quip followed by another forum bash, with a skewed view of the definition of "troll" despite the fact that you posted it word for word when I was being accused of a troll a few weeks ago. You are egocentric and hypocritical, but I am not and I am the standard by which all forum members are judged, for sure.
What's more hilarious. Somebody that debates once in a while and chooses his battle, or a mid 20's customer service rep who spends his life on star wars forums getting pwned by a 16 year old? You're right Janus, this IS hilarious.
Translation: I am a part time debator who is on here almost all day and has averaged 3000 posts a year, but I somehow "chose my battles" and this makes me better than you. You are older than a teenager and yet "spend your life on Star Wars forums" somehow despite the fact that you are online perhaps four hours a week and work full time and have far more interests than this place. Never mind the hours upon hours I am here. And you work customer service. But somehow this has a bearing on your personal being and behavior. And meanwhile Escape is a little teenaged boy who I am supporting for unknown, possibly creepy reasons and he is better than you because I said so.
...Do you read any of this before you click "Submit reply"?
Oh wait, we have a special Escape for Dummies sample piece coming up!
Not at all. Palpatine circa Return of the Jedi or Dark Empire would annihilate any incarnation of Yoda, and hang his little green balls on any given mirror on the Death Star for decoration; such capabilities are hardly consistent with someone who inferior to his opponent.
Translation: I assert that Palpatine after the PT would crucify Yoda and hang his genitals up for show. Nevermind that I am specifically excluding PT era Sidious, or that my assertion sounds not only creepy but strangely biased. I refuse to give an inch, btw.
Not really, given your penchant for stumbling down the cosmic ladder of morality, Janus.
Translation: You are somehow morally fallible, and here's a witty, pseudo-mature way of saying it!
I'm sure Nai won't object.
Translation: I will misdirect this insult at Nai because he was pwning my ass earlier and he can reason better in his sleep then me.
While I appreciate your recitation of EoD's board policies and tips for new arrivals to use in debates, I've been to EoD and am quite familiar with how you all do business.
Translation: Oh, two forum bashes in a single sentence! And somehow straw-manning, which is a logical fallacy, is a "board policy" when applied to myself. Don't ask why; asking questions hurts my credibility.
Likewise, Janus, I would suggest that you all put an emphasis back on humor, so when you come to KMC after tucking your tail between your legs and running off only to return when the opposition has conceded the point (a result of which you clearly had nothing to do with) to engage in banter, your remarks aren't so easily deflected and turned against you.
Translation: If I attempt to be amused at your humor and unphased by your reasoning, I appear like the better man... erm, boy. I want to appear to be more mature than I really am, and by trying to belittle you I feel better, because I am threatened by people older than myself. But like all kids, I can easily play the victim when I don't get my way.
Concluding, all of this has yet to rain on my bright, sunny day ever since you grudgingly admitted that you were totally and completely wrong about Palpatine's status in the grand scheme of things, a level of maturity that I had not thought possible from one such as yourself. But it's only proof that we're making progress.
Translation: I will take my Sidious body pillow out for a dance and drinks tonight because I misread and misconstrued a completely self-evident post you made and twisted it to represent my own biased viewpoints because I am a sad little fanboy.
Not to assume, but I'm hoping that, in the future, we'll make progress regarding the Ancient Sith. Progress in the form of you not running back to EoD and ignoring my repeated requests as to proof that Marka Ragnos could WTFpwn Luke Skywalker, Darth Sidious, Exar Kun, ect. without full use of his limbs.
Translation: More pseudo-mature diarrhea wile I attempt to belittle jokes and stances you have had in the past. Another reference to the infamous "without any limbs" argument which I can't even reference because it happened near on two years ago and was actually a joke but I can't accept that you make jokes. I believe everyone is transparent and completely truthful when they post hyperbole, which is why I believe in hyperbolic statements which support my character.
Trust me. I'm not, nor have I ever been, a threat to you when it comes to petty biases. You're very much in a league of your own.
Translation: More pseudo-mature diarrhea while I try to wrap up my bullshit post and feel better about myself. Now I have to go to bed because it's late and my mommy will ground me. Good thing I'm a teenager and I know it all now.
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Wow, that's almost too much bullshit to translate. I needed shovels to get through the last half of it.
Nice try, kids.