Thor vs Superman

Started by Wanderer259453 pages

Mjolnir is extremely powerful...problem is that it is a weapon than can be used by those who are worthy...including Supes and WW.

Supes can grab the hammer (already has actually) and clock Thor with his own weapon.

Baaaaad writing. If Thor swings his hammer at Supes and connects with it, Supes should be hurting badly.

Originally posted by Wanderer259
Baaaaad writing. If Thor swings his hammer at Supes and connects with it, Supes should be hurting badly.

he has to hit him first😄

Originally posted by whirlysplat
Your confused😄 let me help😄 Context is the key and as far as I see the context Jurgens is using is a battle between the two. Why would Thor not have his hammer, oh thats right, he would. "Pro Superman tripe". I see, an opinion that does not agree with yours is tripe, like the Cambridge dictionary, is dimissable. Interesting.
I guess your probably going to tell me to bite my dick again like last time😄
Jurgens context is obvious, in Superman Primes balanced post, he notes Supes weakness to magic, and states that this is downplayed these days, which it is. Thors vulnerability to bullets is also downplayed these days😄 at least according to people on this board. So in conclusion one mans tripe is a cows stomach lining.

Keep the faith😄

Stay Whirly🤘

ROFL

You must be a glutton for punishment -- have you ever succeeded in your attempts to "correct" me? Like when you said "span" has only one definition? Still tap dancing around that, right?

IF you could read, you would have noted Dan Jurgens said SUPERMAN has "more EXPANSIVE (i.e., versatile) powers" than THOR. Did he mention Mjolnir ONCE? No, he said "more expansive powers than THOR." And WITHOUT Mjolnir, he does.

Thor ALONE has strength, resistance to energy, enhanced longevity.

Superman ALONE has speed, strength, invulnerability, heat vision, flight, "breath," super enhanced senses.

WITH Mjolnir, Thor has flight, control over weather (rain, lightning, thunder, tornadoes, wind), a nullifying vortex, can absorb energy, create interdimensional gateways, detect energy, and a godly essence blast PLUS strength, super speed, resistance to injury/illness, longevity.

Superman's powers are NOT "more expansive" than that, hence my interpretation. Duh.

LMAO @ you saying that, according to ME, anyone else's opinion is tripe -- but then YOU turn around and tell me that MY opinion of Jurgen's commentary is trash. Go go Gadget hypocrisy!

And stop lying, I never told you to eat "dick" as in "penis." I said SPOTTED dick, which is a DISH in the UK. Nice try though.

If Superman's vulnerability to magic is downplayed, why did they let Mjolnir make him bleed?

Keep it girly!

Originally posted by leonidas
<<I know its pretty funny, almost as funny as being told to eat my dick etc by this guy "Never"
Kids on the forum Leo
Keep the faith
Stay Whirly>>

that's why this board needs guys like us. to light the way . . .

😄

eat your dick? damn . . . 🙁

Yes he claimed I couldn't use "span" in the context I did so when I found it in the Cambridge advanced dictionary, he told me I could eat my dick and dismissed the Cambridge as it was not in the very small online version of the Oxford, well do thats why it was in the Cambridge "advanced", you have to pay for the full Oxford online. Even so you can't simply dismiss the Cambridge. It was hilarious.😄

Originally posted by Wanderer259
Baaaaad writing. If Thor swings his hammer at Supes and connects with it, Supes should be hurting badly.

He did hurt him with it...with a cheap shot. Supes has shown before that when prepared for magic attacks, he can overcome them.

Isn't thor agod, that cant be killed.

"Mjolnir is extremely powerful...problem is that it is a weapon than can be used by those who are worthy...including Supes and WW.

Supes can grab the hammer (already has actually) and clock Thor with his own weapon."

Superman cant use the hammer on its own, unless Odin`s magic allows it. Thats what happened in Jla/Avengers. Superman wasent worthy to lift it in the end of the issue, but when two universes wer at stake he could.

Wich isent the case here.

"He did hurt him with it...with a cheap shot. Supes has shown before that when prepared for magic attacks, he can overcome them"

Cheap shot or not it hurts. And even Superman has show that resiliance he still got hurt no?

Lastly didnt he saw Thor swinging the hammer and threathing him? How is that a cheap shot.

Supes is also immortal, and marvel gods can be killed X23

Originally posted by Avalonofthewind
He did hurt him with it...with a cheap shot. Supes has shown before that when prepared for magic attacks, he can overcome them.

He was prepared for Shazam's magical lightning. What happened?

Originally posted by Cathy X-23
Isn't thor agod, that cant be killed.

Thor is a god...but Norse gods have never been immortal.

He did hurt him with it...with a cheap shot. Supes has shown before that when prepared for magic attacks, he can overcome them.

'Overcome' them how? By dodging? Last I checked, magic hurts Superman just as much as it does everyone else - he isn't invulnerable or resistant to it in the slightest bit.

Originally posted by olympian
"Mjolnir is extremely powerful...problem is that it is a weapon than can be used by those who are worthy...including Supes and WW.

Supes can grab the hammer (already has actually) and clock Thor with his own weapon."

Superman cant use the hammer on its own, unless Odin`s magic allows it. Thats what happened in Jla/Avengers. Superman wasent worthy to lift it in the end of the issue, but when two universes wer at stake he could.

Wich isent the case here.

This is true😄

Why would Supes want a dime store hammer anyway😄 Its handle is to short to be a proper way hammer. and War hammers were sharp to peirce mail usually, although the usual representation of Thor's hammer doesn't show this.

Originally posted by Never
He was prepared for Shazam's magical lightning. What happened?

When he was eclipso? Wasnt supes 😄

Kingdom Come..it hurt him but he still won.

Take your pick.

"Supes is also immortal, and marvel gods can be killed X23"

Until its made cannon, Superman its not immortal just long lived.

And who are these dead gods? The ones im aware wer killed or taken theyr powers by other deities, not aliens.

"Kingdom Come..it hurt him but he still won"

Won what? A bleeding nose and ears?

"Interestingly enough Supes is far less vulnerable to magic now. Look what happens when Thor is hit by bullets"

They bounce off his chest usually. Unless its written by Busiek.

Originally posted by Never
He was prepared for Shazam's magical lightning. What happened?

Yes Supes tried talking first, then grabbed Billy, the fear on his face was culpable. 😄

Interestingly enough Supes is far less vulnerable to magic now. Look what happens when Thor is hit by bullets😄

Oh and the kingdom timeline is not continuity for this Superman😄

Originally posted by olympian
"Supes is also immortal, and marvel gods can be killed X23"

Until its made cannon, Superman its not immortal just long lived.

And who are these dead gods? The ones im aware wer killed or taken theyr powers by other deities, not aliens.

"Kingdom Come..it hurt him but he still won"

Won what? A bleeding nose and ears?

"Interestingly enough Supes is far less vulnerable to magic now. Look what happens when Thor is hit by bullets"

They bounce off his chest usually. Unless its written by Busiek.

Was he dead? Did he lose the fight? Nope.

Originally posted by Avalonofthewind
When he was eclipso? Wasnt supes 😄

Kingdom Come..it hurt him but he still won.

Take your pick.

Didn't say he was eclipso. I am referencing Kingdom Come.

You said when he is prepared for magical attacks he can overcome them.

He was prepared. He was dropped to his knees, left smoking, bleeding through his ears and nose.

By the way, he didn't "win," Shazam was toying with him.

Originally posted by Never
Didn't say he was eclipso. I am referencing Kingdom Come.

You said when he is prepared for magical attacks he can overcome them.

He was prepared. He was dropped to his knees, left smoking, bleeding through his ears and nose.

By the way, he didn't "win," Shazam was toying with him.

And Supes wasnt fighting him either...he was reasoning with him.

I still fail to see how Superman can 'overcome' any powerful magical attack any moreso than anybody else can.

Originally posted by Never
Didn't say he was eclipso. I am referencing Kingdom Come.

You said when he is prepared for magical attacks he can overcome them.

He was prepared. He was dropped to his knees, left smoking, bleeding through his ears and nose.

By the way, he didn't "win," Shazam was toying with him.


Kingdom Come is a "hypertime" elseworlds story and not part of "this" Supermans continuity read the rules. He also grabbed Billy, now back to these hyper accelerated bullets😄