Jack Bauer VS John McClane

Started by Placidity10 pages

LMAO...

I just had a look at your profile Bardock and I gotta say its quite hilarious!

Now that I know who I am talking too, I don't even care what you have to say anymore.

Hmm.. Is it also a coincidence that Bruce Willis happens to be on your list of "Favourite Movie Stars" ? I suspect not! hahahaha...idiot.

I think I was quite right about you knowing nothing about the military aswell. Judging by your pic (which is at the very bottom of his profile guys), I'd say you never lifted anything heavier than a pack of chips.

Have a nice day! 🙂

Originally posted by Placidity
You know what, screw you, you're full of shit.

"What they did on screen is important".

Yeah no shit its important, maybe you should actually watch 24 before you open your mouth and spout crap.

In Every episode of 24, Bauer's skills are evident. You're a dumb shit who thinks McClane, who lost to some chick in H2H, can beat a Delta Force Operator.

Hahaha its so funny how you continue to say being in the Delta Force is just a rank and it doesnt mean anything. Lol, you really don't know anything about the military. So like I said before, stick to comic book characters or at least don't pretend you know what you are talking about when you clearly don't.

Originally posted by Placidity
LMAO...

I just had a look at your profile Bardock and I gotta say its quite hilarious!

Now that I know who I am talking too, I don't even care what you have to say anymore.

Hmm.. Is it also a coincidence that Bruce Willis happens to be on your list of "Favourite Movie Stars" ? I suspect not! hahahaha...idiot.

I think I was quite right about you knowing nothing about the military aswell. Judging by your pic (which is at the very bottom of his profile guys), I'd say you never lifted anything heavier than a pack of chips.

Have a nice day! 🙂

Did I enrage you a bit? As you should have gathered by ... well, hopefully reading the thread, I never said McClane would win.

Originally posted by Placidity
You know what, screw you, you're full of shit.

"What they did on screen is important".

Yeah no shit its important, maybe you should actually watch 24 before you open your mouth and spout crap.

In Every episode of 24, Bauer's skills are evident. You're a dumb shit who thinks McClane, who lost to some chick in H2H, can beat a Delta Force Operator.

Hahaha its so funny how you continue to say being in the Delta Force is just a rank and it doesnt mean anything. Lol, you really don't know anything about the military. So like I said before, stick to comic book characters or at least don't pretend you know what you are talking about when you clearly don't.

Originally posted by Placidity
LMAO...

I just had a look at your profile Bardock and I gotta say its quite hilarious!

Now that I know who I am talking too, I don't even care what you have to say anymore.

Hmm.. Is it also a coincidence that Bruce Willis happens to be on your list of "Favourite Movie Stars" ? I suspect not! hahahaha...idiot.

I think I was quite right about you knowing nothing about the military aswell. Judging by your pic (which is at the very bottom of his profile guys), I'd say you never lifted anything heavier than a pack of chips.

Have a nice day! 🙂

Consider youself warned for member bashing, Placidity. Do not do it again. That was uncalled for.

Everyone else, please get back on topic and quit the needless macho display of back-and-forth.

macho display of back-and-forth.

are you talking about gay sex...like...between mcclane and bauer?

good to see they dont have to kill each other now then

Originally posted by jaden101
are you talking about gay sex...like...between mcclane and bauer?

good to see they dont have to kill each other now then

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Originally posted by Quincy
Mclane.

His exploits are on an action hero level

Uhh, he is an action hero. 😬

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Bauer probably grew up with McClane posters on his wall.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Bauer probably grew up with McClane posters on his wall.

No I think he grew up wiping his ass with those posters.

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Oh yea, and um Sadako, I think you might be just a little biased.

the following takes place between 12 p.m. and 1 p.m.

oh and Mr. Bauer is not a movie character yet until the movie is out next year i believe

I am a devoted 24 fan and watched every episode from all 9 seasons. The only man capable of defeating Bauer is Jason Bourne and even then that's a big if. As people have stated before, Bauer is ex- Delta, ex- CTU and is an expert in several martial arts, profient in the use of firearms and is not afraid of thet use of torture. For God's sake he tortured his own brother. He has the ability to resist enhanced interrogations and when really pissed off, Jack is not afraid to execute his prisoners.

Jack has an x-factor: his rage and hate, but he controls it. Except in this last season he eviserated a man during one of his interrogations and slaughtered a Russian embassy. Rent, the seasons when the come out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jj3GsUn4O8

Isn't Jack Bauer a television character?

Originally posted by Impediment
Isn't Jack Bauer a television character?

yes Jack is, there is a movie in the works, bt it won't be out until next year

Bauer makes McClane looks like a pussy. McClane kill a bunch of terrorists in one night. Bauer whip entire organisations in one day, and do it while stopping their plans.

Originally posted by Placidity
No I think he grew up wiping his ass with those posters.

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Oh yea, and um Sadako, I think you might be just a little biased.

Nah man I actually cant comment yet as Im yet to see 24's run.

And um yeah....that kinda makes your bias assumption a bit off.

I've never seen an episode of 24, I am aware of Bauer's listed background, Delta Force, CIA and whatnot.

Having said that, it means nothing much here, as McClane on paper is just a cop, yet cops definitely don't do the shit he did that we actually see. AS Farrell said unbelievably, "you're a cop!?" We all agree that screen feats are > than titles?

Is Bauer as action-packed and bad-ass as McClane? Does he run through glass barefoot? Survive explosions? Take on ninja-women, mercs, miliatary, squirrel-boys? Jump out of speeding cars? Helicopter with a Crown Victoria? F-35 Lightning II with a semi-truck? Does he take bullets and keep on going? Does he shoot through himself to kill the villain? You know, action-hero nigh-unbelievable stuff, or he Bauer more grounded in the realms of reality?

Originally posted by Robtard
I've never seen an episode of 24, I am aware of Bauer's listed background, Delta Force, CIA and whatnot.

Watch the video ^

Originally posted by Robtard
Having said that, it means nothing much here, as McClane on paper is just a cop, yet cops definitely don't do the shit he did that we actually see. AS Farrell said unbelievably, "you're a cop!?" We all agree that screen feats are > than titles?

Actually it does matter since most of McClane's successes all come from luck or circumstances in the plot. He is more skilled than the average cop, but in a fight vs any highly trained operative whether it is Jack Bauer, James Bond, or Jason Bourne he'll get destroyed since he doesn't have his luck to lean on. All the elite have been shown on film to win by simply outclassing their opponents in skill and tactics.

This is not the main point though, Jack Bauer's feats speaks for himself.

Is Jack Bauer more badass than McClane? Well, it sounds like a rhetorical question.

http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/

As for damage soak and toughness? Jack absolutely shits on McClane. Just going by the most recent season, Jack gets stabbed in the abdomen, then he lets himself get captured and tortured just so he can find out where the bad guys were hiding, he then escapes and takes out the whole Russain mob. This was only like the early part of the season, he continues for the rest of the season with those injuries like nothing happened. This is just one instance, there are countless many others.

Originally posted by Impediment
Isn't Jack Bauer a television character?

Does McClane get his plot armour/ luck?

If he doesn't (and I doubt he is) , he is screwed big time

Originally posted by Placidity
Watch the video ^

Actually it does matter since most of McClane's successes all come from luck or circumstances in the plot. He is more skilled than the average cop, but in a fight vs any highly trained operative whether it is Jack Bauer, James Bond, or Jason Bourne he'll get destroyed since he doesn't have his luck to lean on. All the elite have been shown on film to win by simply outclassing their opponents in skill and tactics.

This is not the main point though, Jack Bauer's feats speaks for himself.

Is Jack Bauer more badass than McClane? Well, it sounds like a rhetorical question.

http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/

As for damage soak and toughness? Jack absolutely shits on McClane. Just going by the most recent season, Jack gets stabbed in the abdomen, then he lets himself get captured and tortured just so he can find out where the bad guys were hiding, he then escapes and takes out the whole Russain mob. This was only like the early part of the season, he continues for the rest of the season with those injuries like nothing happened. This is just one instance, there are countless many others.

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