Originally posted by Quiero Mota
You know what that sounds like??
Hey, I didn't go to a private catholic school for nothing. I would say that at least 60 percent of my fellow students were foreign nationals. At that I would say that less than half were actually catholic.
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
What does he own?
He owns three motocycles. What they are, I have no idea. He likes to start them when I'm home and display them in his driveway. One of them is green: that's all I can tell you about them. He buys and sells his "collection" (which was all minature until his contractor buisness with friends of the Carolina Panthers took off) But he owns a 57 Ford something and two other cars. He talks about them like they're his children. (which I also tune out) At least, I assume, until he comes across a better deal.
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Count me out. Nothing today or in the future will ever replace the '54 Vette Roadster. Or any other street beast from the era, for that matter.
I counted you out long before I posted word 1 in this thread.
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Incidentally: 1954 was the first year of the Corvette. Good job, Dave.
I didn't realize that. But it's hard not to pick up on some measure of all this shit when your brother used to come home from a night out with an auto trader magazine, a bag of ruffled potato chips and a tub of dime store ranch dipping sauce and then pass out. Actually, it was the best time to play tricks on him. He never figured out why the dog shit all over his clothes. Especially since he never picked them up off the floor. (by the way: it as me putting the dog shit on his clothes. And then he joined the army.)
Originally posted by AngryManatee
Not to mention, rumor has it the next generation of corvette, the C7, will be weighing in at under 3,000 lbs and using the new form of variable valve timing for pushrod engines, meaning it's expected to achieve 30+ mpg hwy, in a corvette, while still putting out 400+ hp 🙂
A Corvette with over 30mpg and it pushes over 400hp's? Damn!
Originally posted by AngryManatee
I laugh when they put a performance chip in them and try to race me 🙄 God Bless Texas lol
Are you ****ing serious? 😂
Originally posted by Devil King
Hey, I didn't go to a private catholic school for nothing. I would say that at least 60 percent of my fellow students were foreign nationals. At that I would say that less than half were actually catholic.
So you schtupped a hot Korean exchange student?
Originally posted by Devil King
But he owns a 57 Ford something and two other cars.
T-bird, I'm assuming.
Originally posted by Devil King
He talks about them like they're his children.
Of course. So do I.
Originally posted by Devil King
I counted you out long before I posted word 1 in this thread.
Why? I don't like modern American cars.
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
So you schtupped a hot Korean exchange student?
No, not personally. But I have heard non-descript Asian chicks scream. Even I have an affinity for the ones who have half a **** buldging out of their swimsuit. It's just too much to not notice.
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
T-bird, I'm assuming.
I leave your guess up to you. I certainly don't assume to know better. He might not even have 3 motorcycles anymore. His wife and mother did not approve. He changes cars about as often as I change underware. God forbid tthere not be a reason to verbally masturbate his latest acquisition when I go home. He loves that he was the one that was given up to parody and I was always treated like the salvation. But he has done remarkably well; hence the reason for his ability to buy old cars. And I'm very happy for him. No one deserves it more than he does. I'm still waiting to show him up. He's almost 40 and I'm 28. A large gap, but only if we measure in terms of years. The time will come though, where his success is no longer measured in terms of his offspring and his ability to earn money off 2nd rate celebrities.
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Why? I don't like modern American cars.
That sentiment works out well for those who give a shit. I simply see them as a reason to listen to others babble. I do so out of obligation.
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
😂 😂The added "not personally" made me laugh for about 5 straight minutes; as if it would be anything but personally. Other than "no", what more do really need to say? 😂
What more needs to be said? I have slept with Asian chicks, just not written down their exact ethnicity nor their importance to fututure conversations.
Surely you've met guys who have no compunction in sharing their personal exploits.
Update: The Dodge Viper ACR is now the current 'Ring King!
Originally posted by AngryManatee
Update: The Dodge Viper ACR is now the current 'Ring King!
I like it. One thing I've always loved about Vipers, is that unlike other muscle cars like Corvettes and Mustangs, Vipers have always kept the same basic look.