The Real Wolvie
Senior Member
It's as if Daniel Way is mentally retarded or something. I mean it's been like this since he started writing Wolverine after Millar's run. Even though House of M was an alternate reality, there's still no Way Fury should have owned him like that..calling him boy and such nonsense. Even in House of M, Wolverine was older than Fury. It was as if Daniel Way thought Wolverine would be better if he had S.H.I.E.L.D training behind him. As if his time with Ogun wasn't nearly enough or something. Then someone finally told him about Wolverine's past and he thought he could make up for it by having Wolverine fight Silver Samurai and speak Japanese. Yeah...then Origins comes along and we are treated to a fight between Wolverine and some old Lady in the White House..seriously, you can't make this up. He roughs her up demanded who was behind Weapon X. As having all of his memories back reminded him of what he already knew - a secretive organization captured him and forceably bonded his skeleton with Adamantium - but he doesn't know who or why. Hmmm...funny, the only thing he remembered about Weapon X was how mad he was at them. lol..twenty years ago, he was doing his best to put his past behind him. Now he's out for revenge against Weapon X for what they did to him even though he knew what they did before he got his memories back? Oh that makes sense. Also, he seems to take Claremont's best plots, tear them to pieces and regurgitate them into some twisted nonsensical, out-of-line way. Like the Maramasa blade - Wolverine had it forged so that he could take himself out, or something..then he goes and grabs it and carries it around with him. Which of course makes sense if you're out for revenge. I mean, if you were going to kill a bunch of baddies, and there was a weapon that nobody knew about that could put you down for good even though you can heal virtually any other injury, wouldn't YOU carry that thing around with you. Of course! What else would you do? I mean, it's not like he could have just stopped by the X-mansion and given to to Cyclops before that. He had to carry it around with him and use it on a bunch of robots and then take Nuke out with it. Because you know..it's just not enough to have six of the sharpest blades housed in your forearms..you gotta have a giant red sword that can kill you just for kicks. Also, the whole thing with Seraph was just painful to read. Here you have the whole Wolverine meets Captain America story - something that was special when it was originally conceived by Claremont. A defining moment in Logan's life where he helps out Captain America using the skills he learned from Ogun. At this point, we could definitely call Wolverine a hero. Well, I guess not anymore since he betrayed Bucky and Cap. I mean, the whole story that Claremont originally thought of just makes Wolverine look like a slimeball villain as Srank mentioned. He was a hero when he met Cap and it should stay that way. Who does Way think he is making him into some creep. Besides, why would Cap ever trust him again after that? Why wouldn't Cap warn the X-men? Why wouldn't S.H.E.I.L.D.? You know..I have a funny feeling that all of Way's work will be dealt with somehow by Marvel..then again maybe I'm an optimist.
Also, what happened to Wolverine's Stealth ability? He has to set places on fire just to break into banks next door. Also, he uses an axe to break through the concrete even though he has the claws. Makes sense to me! Then there's Dakken...what a horrible mess of a character. He's some New Kids on the Block reject with ugly purple hair that pawns Wolverine by magically being in the place that Wolverine isn't looking. All without super speed or invisibility. It's a skill he learned from the Master...who apparently knows some combat techniques that have never been utilized by anyone else. No one knows about this magical skill of being where a person isn't looking. Not Ogun, Stick, Elektra, Black Panther, Captain America. Shang Chi, or Iron Fist have demonstrated this ability..but this purple 80's freak learned it from Romulus who is a super baddy no one has ever heard of yet it powerless to stop Apocalypse from messing with Wolverine and Sabretooth. Yeah sure....with all of the Villians the X-men have crossed, you would think Professor X or someone would actually know about Romulus. You think they would have faced him before but no...he just shows up when no one is looking because he has the skill of being in the place where no one is watching. Yet, at any given time, he can power up Sabretooth or Wild Child...it just doesn't add up at all. The continuity just doesn't' allow for such a big character to fit.
The Deadpool fight was also total PIS. Pool displayed almost no h2h skills and was made to look like some failed Van Damn double or something. The only display of h2h that I can remember is him flipping Wolverine over his back. No fancy kicks, flips or anything just explosive grenades and ACME gimmicks. It was as if the writers for Wiley Coyote spent two weeks huffing gas and then decided to write the plot for the last arc of Origins.
And the worst part is, it's not over..Wolverine is just a loser scum mass-murderer that no respectable hero would ever tolerate. Apparently, Professor X looks kindly upon war criminal-sickos. Yep..Logans killed hundreds of women and children..he'd be perfect for my dream. Will Wolverine be a sexual offender by the end of this thing? It wouldn't surprise me at all...