Parents Say the Darndest Things

Started by Jericho Zerø5 pages

I sense a thread starting, maybe...

Man, I need to get drunk and come on KMC again 😛

Originally posted by Jericho Zerø
I sense a thread starting, maybe...

Then again, maybe not. I don't feel up to it right now... Maybe when I'm doing better.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Man, I need to get drunk and come on KMC again 😛

That would be hilarious...

Originally posted by Strangelove
That's what I'm like when I get high - I'm an incredible hyper, social, friendly drunk 😛

I'm the complete opposite! 😱

When I'm high, I'm hyper as hell, it's nuts. This one time, my dad was off in Iraq, so I had the whole house to myself, and I invited some friends over, and we obviously all got high, and we started listening to old school punk, and I started to dance around like mad. Stupidly, I was wearing my chuck taylors with one of those long hippie skirts, and I stepped onto my skirt, ripped it, and fell over, toppling over my friends, which led to a domino effect, till we were all on the floor, laughing. That was one of the best days ever.

But I'm not a big fan of weed still ermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
Man, I need to get drunk and come on KMC again 😛
I remember that haermm

Originally posted by Syren
I know, I lol'd. Not because it was funny, though... 😂

So...then...why?

My mom calls me a son of a b*tch

i laugh

she prolly doesnt get it haermm

My mom calls me Mairuzu. 🙁

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My mom calls me Mairuzu. 🙁
Your mom calls me mairuzu too

a lot

loud

Okay, that was good. I deserved that. 😂

😠

It was funny, this morning I was listening to some music during breakfast, and my mom asks while I have The Strokes playing, "These are those Black Parade guys(She means MCR), right?" And I say, "No, these guys are The Strokes."

And later I put on Bright Eyes, and she asks, "Okay, these are the Black Parade guys, right?"

You look like a fa*got with that long hair. fa*got.

My parents have this nasty habit lately of telling me about their sex life... like I care... I think I'll go shoot my brains out, now...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You look like a fa*got with that long hair. fa*got.

Hahahaha! That's hilarious, sadly.

Originally posted by Jericho Zerø
My parents have this nasty habit lately of telling me about their sex life... like I care... I think I'll go shoot my brains out, now...

D:

My mom basically just tells me she hasn't had sex in like, 4 years. She's still in love with my father, ughhh. And then she always has to add, "I had some pretty good sex with your father back then". Yeah, okay, I'm a child for god's sake.

Originally posted by Selphie
Hahahaha! That's hilarious, sadly.

D:

My mom basically just tells me she hasn't had sex in like, 4 years. She's still in love with my father, ughhh. And then she always has to add, "I had some pretty good sex with your father back then". Yeah, okay, I'm a child for god's sake.

No, no... I mean, they go into like explicit detail... I mean, yes, I'm 19, but christf*ck, I don't wanna hear this shit about my parents at ANY age...

Originally posted by Jericho Zerø
No, no... I mean, they go into like explicit detail... I mean, yes, I'm 19, but christf*ck, I don't wanna hear this shit about my parents at ANY age...

Spill it, I wanna hear the juicy stuff.

Selph, I can't, as a friend, expose you to that kind of horror...

Originally posted by Jericho Zerø
Selph, I can't, as a friend, expose you to that kind of horror...
tell me, im not your friend. biscuits

Originally posted by Selphie
Spill it, I wanna hear the juicy stuff.

Didja HAVE to use the word "juicy"? 🙁