Parents Say the Darndest Things

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Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Selphie
Hahahaha! That's hilarious, sadly.
You can imagine his reaction to the blond dye job. 😂

D:

My mom basically just tells me she hasn't had sex in like, 4 years. She's still in love with my father, ughhh. And then she always has to add, "I had some pretty good sex with your father back then". Yeah, okay, I'm a child for god's sake.
Could be worse, you could have walked in on her riding him like a drunken cowgirl.....not saying I walked in on mine, mind you. 😕

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

Yesterday my sister was reading celeb news and she said some celebrity couple had broken up and my dad was just leaving the room the he turns around and goes..

"Oh no, I was just gonna go have a bath but after that news I'm just too upset"

haermm

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haermm

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Yesterday my sister was reading celeb news and she said some celebrity couple had broken up and my dad was just leaving the room the he turns around and goes..

"Oh no, I was just gonna go have a bath but after that news I'm just too upset"

haermm

hmm

Your dad sounds like cool people. ✅

AbnormalButSane Screw up

My dad licked my mother's face just now (trying to give her his cold).
So my mother wipes off her face and wipes her hands on his shirt saying, "Gross!" To which my dad replied, "Oh, you know you liked it."

😐

Selphie you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Could be worse, you could have walked in on her riding him like a drunken cowgirl.....not saying I walked in on mine, mind you. 😕

I've heard enough, literally. I thought Daddy was hurting Mommy D:

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

Originally posted by dadudemon
hmm

Your dad sounds like cool people. ✅

Yeah he's made of awesome, it's where I get it from awesome

Selphie you teasing like you do

Man, this one time, I said, "Hey, I'm a character!" to my father, and he replied, "Just because you are a character, doesn't mean you have character."

Always brings me down.

~The Wickerman~ The Evanghelist

I'm East European. Parents aren't allowed to be funny here 😐

Selphie you teasing like you do

That's too bad.

Mairuzu Old School Cool

I've always wanted a girl, can you cross dress and go gay?

😐

Selphie you teasing like you do

When I was a little kid, before my family and I had gone out to go get ice cream (Dinosaur crunch for the win), I had gotten in trouble with my mother, so she was quite upset with me through out the trip. We all ate ice cream, etc, had a decent time, and on the ride back, my mom was sitting in the backseat with me. I started to put my seat belt on, but then my mom stopped me, and told me, "If we die, we'll die together."

ermm

Selphie you teasing like you do

Today, I gave my mom a glass of water to take her meds with while she was getting ready for work, and she gave me a kiss and told me that she loved me. I told her that I loved her back, and she looked all suprised, and said, "REALLY???"

Dammit mom...

~Wålshy~ Restricted

"You have to get a part time job or a course in college" - dad

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