Bob Lee Swagger versus Batman

Started by Rogue Jedi30 pages

Originally posted by Scythe
Hahahaha, understatement of the year!
So you are familiar with the undercarriage of the Batmobile? Do tell.

That's just down right stupid and you know it. Everything the Batmobile takes and a pipe bomb blows it to shreds? Hahaha!
Sigh........I never said the Batmobile would be blown to shreds, I mentioned the chassis, like the axles and the driveline, the transmission, shit like that.

Just...stop...
Explain how Batman is going to dodge a .50 caliber rifle round.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So you are familiar with the undercarriage of the Batmobile? Do tell.

Sigh........I never said the Batmobile would be blown to shreds, I mentioned the chassis, like the axles and the driveline, the transmission, shit like that.

Explain how Batman is going to dodge a .50 caliber rifle round.

Do you seriously think a military vehicle designed to jump and land long distances that weights what 5+ tons and then further modified by Wayne/Foxx and having near unlimited resources to do so would have a soft underbelly? That sounds reasonable?

By your rational, we never saw Batman fuel up the Tumbler, ergo, it doesn't need fuel. See what I mean about applying logic and deductive reasoning? The box, son, step outside of it from time-to-time.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
How do you jump to those conclusions?

A single pipe bomb was wedged in the ribs of a frail robot, and you assume that means the Batmobile and Batman will therefore be blown to kingdom come, if they even hit is.

Dammit AC.......I never said that the batmobile itself would be blown to bits, I mentioned the chassis.

You were right to do so, thanks.
Yeah this is better, you were right, gloat away. 🙄

What else did you list? The list I posted was the one on the Shooter Wiki, and I did that for accuracy. It's good enough for you, it's good enough for me. There was no more to the list.
I listed all his gear he used, the pipe bombs, smoke bombs, everything. I figured you would appreciate me being so thorough.

With missiles and armour that Swagger can't penetrate, yeah.

I see a few points where the batmobile is vulnerable:

The bullets can't penetrate the Batmobile, the Batmobile's weapons can penetrate...forest.
You keep assuming the .50 cal cannot penetrate the batmobile, wheres the proof?

How, though? What do you think Swagger could know that would help? None of his weapons can harm Batman in the Batmobile, and he's not a target like anything Swagger has ever encountered.

Al Ghul didn't work out well.

Its like when pro teams are scouted, the more you know about the opposition the better. For example, if Swagger knows that Batman can glide down on him, wouldnt he be better prepared if Batman tried it?

Waits in the Batmobile and levels the entire forest, then shoots Swagger. What can Swagger do if he's in the Batmobile? Nothing.
More of you thinking that the .50 cal cant penetrate the batmobiles armor.

Also, doesnt Batman like have a code of honor? I really cant see him levelling an entire forest for one man. If he did, the thread changes to Bob Lee Swagger versus the batmobile.

Pipebombs? How? The Batmobile has thrusters that can make it jump.
From a standstill with flat tires? Are the thrusters that powerful?

The armour its modelled after, which I believe was the vehicle Robtard was showing you, can withstand it.

Anyway, he's a sniper, right? You think Batman is going to be driving straight? If you assume he can easily hit the tires or worse, Batman in the car, then you ARE being silly.

-AC

Swagger can hit moving targets in his sleep, bro.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Swagger can hit moving targets in his sleep, bro.
Can he hit the Batpod?

Originally posted by Robtard
Do you seriously think a military vehicle designed to jump and land long distances that weights what 5+ tons and then further modified by Wayne/Foxx and having near unlimited resources to do so would have a soft underbelly? That sounds reasonable?

By your rational, we never saw Batman fuel up the Tumbler, ergo, it doesn't need fuel. See what I mean about applying logic and deductive reasoning? The box, son, step outside of it from time-to-time.

I make a living thinking outside the box, and I am very good at it, but thats not applicable here, because it is never stated in the movies that the batmobile has an indestructable undercarriage. If its not stated or shown in the movies, it doesnt count.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
Can he hit the Batpod?
Easily.

Safe to say that a pipe bomb strategically placed on the road will render the batmobiles chassis a mangled mess
The standard features of the vehicle include a chassis with heavy armor plating

from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batmobile

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fail

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I make a living thinking outside the box, and I am very good at it, but thats not applicable here, because it is never stated in the movies that the batmobile has an indestructable undercarriage. If its not stated or shown in the movies, it doesnt count.

No, you obviously don't.

We know the tumbler was originally designed as a military vehicle. We know it can withstand machine gun fire, smashing through walls, cars and dump trucks without sustaining a single dent. We know it was further modified by Foxx/Wayne who have near unlimited resources.

Yet you can't step outside of the box and rationalize that they would have conceivably thought of someone using a .50 cal or ground explosives against it and acted accordingly.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I make a living thinking outside the box, and I am very good at it, but thats not applicable here, because it is never stated in the movies that the batmobile has an indestructable undercarriage. If its not stated or shown in the movies, it doesnt count.
It's not indestructable but a 50 Cal. ain't doin ****. Even if he takes out the windows or tires it's not gonna Eject Sequence(The Dark Knight) which deploys the Batpod and self-destructs the Tumbler or 2. He can just sit in the Tumbler and wait for Swagger to come down and either run him over(tires will likely still function although poorly just not at 100% but I'm betting it won't be immobilized) or shoot him. Or he could just deplkoy the Batpod before Swagger ever sees him, he'll be on the Batpod and controlling the Tumbler(he did it in The Dark Knight at the beggining) and can move it as close to Swagger as it can get and either self-destruct or he can initialize the "Intimidate" sequence where the Tumbler basically open fires on it's target. All the meanwhile Batman is on the Batpod.

Originally posted by Darth Martin
It's not indestructable but a 50 Cal. ain't doin ****. Even if he takes out the windows or tires it's not gonna Eject Sequence(The Dark Knight) which deploys the Batpod and self-destructs the Tumbler or 2. He can just sit in the Tumbler and wait for Swagger to come down and either run him over(tires will likely still function although poorly just not at 100% but I'm betting it won't be immobilized) or shoot him. Or he could just deplkoy the Batpod before Swagger ever sees him, he'll be on the Batpod and controlling the Tumbler(he did it in The Dark Knight at the beggining) and can move it as close to Swagger as it can get and either self-destruct or he can initialize the "Intimidate" sequence where the Tumbler basically open fires on it's target. All the meanwhile Batman is on the Batpod.
So now its turned into Bob Lee versus the Batmobile. 😆 Batman resorting to such feats speaks volumes for Swaggers skills, you really think Batman would do all what you said for one man?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So you are familiar with the undercarriage of the Batmobile? Do tell.

Yes, it's made out of the same alloy tank frames are made, x2. It's supposed to be built for jumping and withstanding extreme pressure. The whole damn Tumbler's like a freakin' shock absorber. And honestly RJ, if it's a futuristic military vehicle you think they wouldn't prepare it for futuristic explosions and firepower?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sigh........I never said the Batmobile would be blown to shreds, I mentioned the chassis, like the axles and the driveline, the transmission, shit like that.

Really, because your posts always leave so much open to the imagination. Seriously, you make it seem like Swagger could wipe the sweat on his forehead with a towel, throw said towel at Batman as he's speeding toward him, and Batman along with the Batmobile will just explode 57 feet into the air...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Explain how Batman is going to dodge a .50 caliber rifle round.

I will, along with everyone else. A .50 caliber shot wouldn't be dodged by Batman, it would never be seen by Batman. The scope on the rifle needs to have Batman dead center to make the shot, something Batman doesn't allow. So saying he would dodge it is stupid, saying the crosshairs wouldn't even find him, well that's almost factual.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, you obviously don't.

We know the tumbler was originally designed as a military vehicle. We know it can withstand machine gun fire, smashing through walls, cars and dump trucks without sustaining a single dent. We know it was further modified by Foxx/Wayne who have near unlimited resources.

Yet you can't step outside of the box and rationalize that they would have conceivably thought of someone using a .50 cal or ground explosives against it and acted accordingly.

And it depends greatly on mobility, yes? Take out the tires and it becomes immobile. I dont see why thats so hard to grasp.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So now its turned into Bob Lee versus the Batmobile. 😆 Batman resorting to such feats speaks volumes for Swaggers skills, you really think Batman would do all what you said for one man?

Do...do you read your posts after you posted them up? They almost seem self-indulgant...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And it depends greatly on mobility, yes? Take out the tires and it becomes immobile. I dont see why thats so hard to grasp.

It wouldn't go immobile after one tire being shot off...

Originally posted by Scythe
Yes, it's made out of the same alloy tank frames are made, x2. It's supposed to be built for jumping and withstanding extreme pressure. The whole damn Tumbler's like a freakin' shock absorber. And honestly RJ, if it's a futuristic military vehicle you think they wouldn't prepare it for futuristic explosions and firepower?

Really, because your posts always leave so much open to the imagination. Seriously, you make it seem like Swagger could wipe the sweat on his forehead with a towel, throw said towel at Batman as he's speeding toward him, and Batman along with the Batmobile will just explode 57 feet into the air...

Its a moot point now, someone showed that the chassis is armored.

On another note, you think Batman is going to let the batmobile do all the work? That seems kinda chicken shit, sorta looks like he would be afraid to face Swagger.

I will, along with everyone else. A .50 caliber shot wouldn't be dodged by Batman, it would never be seen by Batman. The scope on the rifle needs to have Batman dead center to make the shot, something Batman doesn't allow. So saying he would dodge it is stupid, saying the crosshairs wouldn't even find him, well that's almost factual.
The crosshairs would never find him? Are you serious? Batman is fast, but he aint THAT fast. It might take Swagger a few shots, but one WILL find its mark.

Originally posted by Scythe
It wouldn't go immobile after one tire being shot off...
Well Swagger isnt going to say "OK I shot one tire off, thats it, time to nap."

Take out one of the front tires, or two or three back tires, and the batmobile will be immobile. And yes, Swagger is more than capable of doing this.

Originally posted by Scythe
Do...do you read your posts after you posted them up? They almost seem self-indulgant...
How so? This thread is about Bob Lee's skills versus Batman's skills. Batman sitting back in the batmobile listening to the village people while pressing buttons, a monkey could do that.

This thread is a joke.

It has actually degenerated into such crap that I find it hard to believe even RJ is denying it.

"I can be convinced, I just haven't been.".

This is pure proof that you can't, won't and don't want to be. You've chosen Swagger, you chose Swagger before the thread was even made.

The only development this thread can now have is to be locked. Nobody has gone for Swagger except you, RJ.

-AC

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
On another note, you think Batman is going to let the batmobile do all the work? That seems kinda chicken shit, sorta looks like he would be afraid to face Swagger.

He's dealing with a sniper, he's not gonna ride the Batmobile toward him, have it transform into a robot and arrest Swagger while he's still in the Batmobile. The Batmobile is there to get through while he's being sniped, once he's in close quarters, sniper rifles are shit, and that's where the fun begins. Hope you understand that in close quarters, he's not in the Batmobile, okay? We establish that? Good.

Also, I highly doubt your words of ridicule will effect the outcome you are trying so desperatly to hold in your favor. Haha, almost feel pity comin'

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The crosshairs would never find him? Are you serious? Batman is fast, but he aint THAT fast. It might take Swagger a few shots, but one WILL find its mark.

What more do you want me to say, do, or show? He's the night, his evasive practices border on the shoulders of the supernatural.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Take out one of the front tires, or two or three back tires, and the batmobile will be immobile. And yes, Swagger is more than capable of doing this.

How does Swagger shoot tires that are at the back of the vehicle? Nevermind, don't answer that, I've heard enough.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How so? This thread is about Bob Lee's skills versus Batman's skills. Batman sitting back in the batmobile listening to the village people while pressing buttons, a monkey could do that.

Hahahaha, I like how you've resorted to poking fun at Batman, hahaha, look at the other posters, who's been making a fool out of Swagger? Yeah, what a pity. I'm sorry RJ.