Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Sadako of Girth1,317 pages
Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Lol, McNuthuggers.

LOL Potterpumpers...

You can not prove your point, yet to try to claim it is absolute truth.

Screenfeats proving it please.

Are you trying to say tazing a dog for a single second is equivalent to holding a tazer directly on a man's heart for 7 seconds? And that same tazer was used to knock a grown man unconscious with a 1 second tap. You don't even remember the scenes from DH2.
Bauer has tanked fatal damage as well, yet still survived. To repeat: Withstanding an explosion is not the same as having your heartrate directly stopped.

You argument is baseless 🙂 .

The above post is baseless. /\

You cannot disprove it. Yet you try to say its untrue.

Screenfeats disproving it please.

Yeah. The organs are closer to the outside of the body, the body mass cannot distribute the charge as a fully grown human can. 2 x proofs.
Dick Thornberg was a wuss. (As you will have known if you had seen ANY of DH1 or DH2.)
You're right. Surviving explosions IS different to having your heart stopped.... Surviving explosions of McClane's feat magnitudes is way more impressive. People's hearts can miss beats all the time.

You can't prove it, sorry 🙂

Screenfeats proving it please 🙂

Doesn't matter. Bauer has survived equivalent/more powerful explosions and still went down. McClane will too, since Bauer is more durable (McClane hasn't withstood a plane crash IIRC, and no explosion he's been caught in is equivalent to being in the middle of a plane crash either)

Ah so you tacitly admit it. Good. McClane tops Bauer any old day of the week.
Let the healing begin with a good cry.

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You are incorrect again on the explosion point.
Watch DH5.

Glad to see you're resorting to troll-spamming because I've beaten you 🙂

None of those explosions were equivalent to a plane crash, sorry 🙂

The only thing you've been beating is Bauer's tazed member.

Yes they were. The explosion at Chernobyl (which McClane survived point blank) was in itself.
Its not troll spamming. Its an aid for your moving on.
You need your aids.

Cry on.
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Not equivalent to a plane crash

I don't want your AIDS. Or your troll-spam 🙂

And phuck your auto-playing videos. I'm trying to watch a movie, jerk.

The car crashes in DH probably were though.

Not my aids. They're all yours. You use them to get by.
Think of them as your Tony/CTU, if it helps....

And phuck your entire baseless argument.
Ah. I see: If you 'watch' movies whilst trolling in threads, it might explain why you know nothing of movies you've "seen"... 🙂

Nope. The plane McClane made explode in DH2 would though. Yea. the explosion that killed 20 people, Bauer survived unharmed in the middle of. And was pwning commandoes mere minutes later. That's superman durability right there.

Actually they are yours, and have always been. Just because you're offering to me doesn't mean I want or accept them.

My argument is indisputable.
I can multitask. And don't talk about film ignorance when you said McClane had a shot against Jason Bourne 😆

Bauer wasnt on that plane.
Things as proven on the Taser issue are tougher in the DH verse.
Jack would have been vaporised.

Nope. The Aids are yours, were yours, always will be yours.
You use them all the time, just as Bauer uses HIS aids.

Whats indisputable is that you don't even appear to have an argument. Although your ability to multitask is not in doubt, Liz: You're wrong on many levels at the same time.

McClane probably does. More of a shot, than Bauer, anyways...

Originally posted by Lestov16
. And don't talk about film ignorance when you said McClane had a shot against Jason Bourne 😆
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

McClane probably does.

LOL! 😆

Even if he is defeated, he'd still do better/last longer than Bauer and with less aids..

Now cry on, clown.

Nope. Bauer would give Bourne a much better fight than McClane. McClane is the kind of guy Bourne spits vodka in the face of.

Let your butthurt flow like the Nile, trollboy 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
How do you know the kind of tazer they had? Do you know the model number too?

How do you know it's not a fictional, infinitely-powered one that couldn't exist in reality, like Agent 47's impossible 4 km sniper rifle?

And [b]any tazer, even the weakest one, can flatline a human being if it's held directly on their heart of multiple seconds. Common sense 😬

Not really. If it was held on his heart for 7 seconds, McClane would flatline. Again, surviving explosions is NOT THE SAME THING as having your heartrate directly stopped. And McClane has never shown immunity to electricity, so your claim that he can survive it is baseless. [/B]

Because it looked exactly like the smaller civilian ones women often carry. It wasn't one of the large and more powerful that are issued to police and higher security personal; which are also rated as "non lethal".

I don't and I'm also not going to assume it's more than is shown, unless specifically stated. That's how it works.

They're non lethal weapons, though they can kill, it's possible. Like it'd be a risk to an elderly person with a pacemaker.

Pure conjecture on your part that a taser would kill McClane, considering his inhumanly high level of durability.

Here's a far more powerful taser than the lady-taser used on Bauer, the kind cops often carry, delivering current right to a man's chest for 5 seconds. Did he die? No.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfKWVrXKbn0

That guy wasn't tazed nearly as long as Bauer, wasn't tazed on the heart like Bauer, and he got hit with the probes, which is less powerful than the tazer itself, which is what Bauer was tortured with.

So your example is irrelevant and pointless, sorry.

Originally posted by Lestov16
That guy wasn't tazed nearly as long as Bauer, wasn't tazed on the heart like Bauer, and he got hit with the probes, which is less powerful than the tazer itself, which is what Bauer was tortured with.

So your example is irrelevant and pointless, sorry.

He was hit and shocked for 5 seconds to Bauer's 7. That type of taser is security grade, the kind police carry and more powerful than the old lady taser Bauer got hit with.

It is relevant, sorry.

He wasn't hit in the heart and got hit with the probe, not directly stunned.

Irrelevanto, hombre. Lo siento.

Being tazed for 7 seconds is nothing, IIRC Riggs was tortured with a battery hooked up to jumper cables for far longer than that and they were pouring water over him the entire time.

Compared to that, Bauer is a punk.

Originally posted by Lestov16
He wasn't hit in the heart and got hit with the probe, not directly stunned.

Irrelevanto, hombre. Lo siento.

One of the probes hit center-right on his left pectoral muscle, that's right about where his heart would be.

El nopo. Relevant. Bauer's just got a weak ticker.