Master Crimzon
Baby Killer
Lolz. To be honest, in the comics, Joker is sometimes depicted as a 'pussy' and sometimes as a match for Batman in H2H... it's really sort of ridiculous. Lol. And in the original Batman, the Joker was once again a pussy, and then in TDK... yeah.
Originally posted by Robtard
He kicked his ass in that very fight scene, did you forget that the fight ended with Joker's ass being thrown out the window and then being saved by Batman? It's very silly of you to ignore this and just state "the Joker spiritually won." He also kicked his ass in the party scene for Harvey, as Prime# mentioned. Or did the Joker "spiritually win" there too?
I just love it how you ignore the fact that the Joker pwned the hell out of Batman until he got cocky and subsequently was shot by knives from Batman's gauntlet. But no, BATMAN OMGZ KIKED HIS A$$!!!
He... didn't kick his ass in the party as far as I can remember. Then again, I only saw TDK once (and am intending to see it again sometime next week), but from what I remember, a bunch of the Joker's thugs held Batman, the Joker got a few hits, and then Batman knocked them away. Oooohhh, the Joker got owned. That's not necessarily a fight scene by which to judge them, anyway. Meh.
Originally posted by Robtard
Ah, when he rebels against Raj Ah Ghul, there's a lot more than just 6 or 7 ninja. Even so, the Joker hasn't shown the ability to even take out 6-7 of these ninja. Or do you think he could?
I suppose we can all casually ignore that Batman blew up the the temple, and subsequently -only- engaged a fake Ra's Al Ghul in combat. And even then, guess what? He only got lucky due to debris falling on 'Ra's' and killing him.
Originally posted by Robtard
Yet he still defeats scores and scores of thugs in a face on fight. Did you forget the fight scenes in the train in BB with the ninja and then again the fight scene in TDK in the night club with the thugs? He faced them face to face with no "sneaking" about, as you claim. There goes your little theory.
The night club was dark and filled with odd lights, and considering Batman was trained to fight in circumstances with low visibility, that would give him an advantage.
As for the train scene? LOL. I just watched it right now, and Bats only came out of the window and proceeded to fight Ra's Al Ghul. No thugs, no nothing.
Originally posted by Robtard
One stab attack doesn't make someone an expert with knives, either does just carrying a bunch of knives. Sure, though, he knows how to grab a knife and them stab with it, who doesn't though?
The fact that he bothers carrying so many knives and, apparently, likes to use them to such an extent, implies that he is an extraordinary knife user- if he wasn't, he wouldn't have known the difference in the usability of several knives, and therefore, would not have carried so many of 'em.
Originally posted by Robtard
Seriously, the Joker is no match for Batman physically, it's just dumb to argue that it is. Like I mentioned, even the Joker acknowledges this in the movie after he's left dangling by his ankle after Batman tossed his ass out the window.
Heh. Once again, ignoring facts is nice. The Joker said he won't risk everything in a fist fight with Batman, because he doesn't do that- why should he? Beating up Batman was never part of the plan. And besides, refute this:
1. After the dogs were thrown away, Batman and Joker fought evenly. This is before Batman was blinded.
2. Batman was pinned down helplessly, and even after he was blinded, he didn't recover.
3. The Joker never actually tried to kill Batman.