Mace Windu VS. Darth Nihilus

Started by Master Crimzon7 pages
Master Crimzon Baby Killer

(in continuation to Arnold's last post)

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed it!
Vader: No, Luke. I am your penis.

Schwarzenegger Restricted

Hmm my turn again.

Episode I
Qui-Gon Jinn: There's always a bigger penis.

Episode II

Yoda: Truly wonderful, the penis of a child is.

Yoda: Senator Amidala, your tragedy on the landing platform, terrible. Seeing you alive brings warm feelings to my penis.

Han: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's penises out of their sockets when they lose. Wookies are known to do that
C3P0: I see your point, sir.

Episode V

Lando: We only use this facility for carbon freezing. If you put him in there it might kill him.
Vader: I do not want the Emperor's penis damaged. We will test it....

Episode VI

Leia: If he can feel your penis then leave this place!

Enyalus MALE DOMINANCE!!!

Jedi vs. Sith: Essential Guide -

Cin Drallig: "Form V's Djem So penis is devoted specifically to lightsaber dueling."
That's why it owns Makashi. The Japanese have small penises.

Episode V -

Luke: "I'm looking for a great penis."

KOTOR 2 -

Visas Marr: "He is a wound in the penis, more presence than flesh, and in his wake life dies… sacrificing itself to his penis."
Hence, Mace being owned. Like a slave.

The Exile: "What did you see when you looked at him?"
Visas: "A penis, nothing more."

SW: Legacy -

Darth Krayt: "Lord Nihilus, you escaped death by containing your penis within your armor. How?!"

Yup, I'm done now lol.

Schwarzenegger Restricted

I thought japanese guys had small penis because of the hiroshima bomb blast?

DarkSerpent Restricted

Admiral Ackbar: Our shields cannot withstand a penis of that magnitude.

Kreia:Vrook was right to come here, but he did not know the penis until it was to late.

Palpatine: Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Penis.

Obi-Wan: You were the Chosen Penis.

The Ebon Penis

DarkSerpent Restricted

Originally posted by Schwarzenegger
I thought japanese guys had small penis because of the hiroshima bomb blast?
possibly... there is this one guy who had like 7 functioning testicles died last year...

Schwarzenegger Restricted

Episode VI

Admiral Ackbar : Its a PENIS!!!

Advent Just Leaving
Originally posted by Schwarzenegger
Yoda: Truly wonderful, the penis of a child is.

LO-freakin'-L! That is just too wrong... 😆

Lord Knightfa11 Restricted

WOW!! I think at this point, we need some moderatorship. please.... stop.

Tangible God Lets all love Lain

All this talk of the male anatomy. I never knew how many of you were homosexuals.

Schwarzenegger Restricted

Wuz wrong with having a little fun? Many of us get so caught up with debates or shit in real life (sometimes it even gets heated) and i just feel the need for everyone to joke and loosen up.

But anyways i'll stop.. for now.

Tangible God Lets all love Lain

When talk of penises goes on for nearly two pages, it's no longer "a little fun;" it's ultra-gay.

Enyalus MALE DOMINANCE!!!

Yeah, but then we would have left out possibly the best line ever. From Episode 1, no less -

Yoda: "Qui-Gon's penis I sense in you. Need that, you do not."

Seriously.

Schwarzenegger Restricted

Originally posted by Tangible God
When talk of penises goes on for nearly two pages, it's no longer "a little fun;" it's ultra-gay.
Right, now let me apply that analogy to a doctors point of view, so just because doctor so and so talks about a penis or writes an article about it which results in an article longer than two pages, he is "ultra-gay" and enjoys sucking dicks.

Just chill out man, i said i already stopped.

Tangible God Lets all love Lain

Show me your doctorate and I'll chill, till then... faaaaaags. Or children, either or.

Schwarzenegger Restricted

Wow so in order to "legally" talk about penis or make fun off quote i *must* have a doctorate? How interesting.

Besides, what do i have to prove to you anyways?

MadMel Heh

Originally posted by Enyalus
Yoda: "Qui-Gon's penis I sense in you. Need that, you do not."

oh snap! 😂

Lord Knightfa11 Restricted

um i think the point is, you guys are talking about male anatomy with no intention of furthering science, but just to be crude. this results in... well, either childish stupidity, or gayness.

Tangible God Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by Schwarzenegger
Wow so in order to "legally" talk about penis or make fun off quote i *must* have a doctorate? How interesting.

Besides, what do i have to prove to you anyways?

You're heterosexuality. And don't put into quotations words I didn't use.

And Knightfall said it for me. I watched the PT Forum decay with dribble like this. A few posts is fine, but pages of it?

DarkSerpent Restricted

Originally posted by Tangible God
You're heterosexuality. And don't put into quotations words I didn't use.

And Knightfall said it for me. I watched the PT Forum decay with dribble like this. A few posts is fine, but pages of it?

but its funny and fun

Mace sabers
Nihilus all out didn't you see the part where simply WILLED exile and company stunned(honestly why he didn't kill right then and there)

oh and that vid with lightning and draining sion... N.C maybe but WELL within his capabilitites..

or telelkinetic crush

or he speaks what he spoke at katarr and kills everything on that planet