Re: My girlfriend just called me, crying.
Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
I picked her up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to my friend's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, her friend snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
We denied even knowing her and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
She leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?
SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.
Now, this old woman, did SHE have any condoms? Because I have to tell you, that would make the story much more interesting. Otherwise, this is clearly CLEARLY one of the shittiest threads I've read in 4 plus years here, and I've made some pretty shitty ones myself.
Why the fook did your girlfriend's dumb ass friend call you from an old lady's house in her neighbourhood? Did she break in?
Now that I read that more, that is one of the stupidest stories I've ever heard.
What's wrong with you? 😐
Originally posted by MooseyBut you've not been here for 4 years, not until September. 😛
Now, this old woman, did SHE have any condoms? Because I have to tell you, that would make the story much more interesting. Otherwise, this is clearly CLEARLY one of the shittiest threads I've read in 4 plus years here, and I've made some pretty shitty ones myself.Why the fook did your girlfriend's dumb ass friend call you from an old lady's house in her neighbourhood? Did she break in?
Now that I read that more, that is one of the stupidest stories I've ever heard.
What's wrong with you? 😐
Originally posted by Mairuzu
They didn't even do the dirty! ha-son
I know. What a turdy story.
I still don't get while this retarded friend pulled a B&E to make a phone call from some geriatric's house, and why the old buzzard wouldn't let them talk, and why the two non fornicators denied knowing the friend.
That was stupid.
I'm suing this asshat for the 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back now.
Originally posted by Phucked Up
But you've not been here for 4 years, not until September. 😛
****ing ARGUING SEMANTICS bit'ch. 😛
It feels longer.
Ugh a lot of people don't seem to get it so I will clarify.
I just turned 17, she's almost 15, we're within the law in my state.
It would be easy for my girlfriend's mom to claim I kidnapped her, though.
CHARACTERS!
Layla - My girl
Ashley - Layla's best friend
Shane - My friend's house
I picked Layla up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to Shane's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, Ashley snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
Layla and I denied even knowing Ashley because we thought it was her aunt calling, and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.
We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
Layla leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.
What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?
SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.
Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Ugh a lot of people don't seem to get it so I will clarify.I just turned 17, she's almost 15, we're within the law in my state.
It would be easy for my girlfriend's mom to claim I kidnapped her, though.
CHARACTERS!
Layla - My girl
Ashley - Layla's best friend
Shane - My friend's houseI picked Layla up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to Shane's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, Ashley snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
Layla and I denied even knowing Ashley because we thought it was her aunt calling, and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
Layla leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?
SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.
Of course you're not, you idiot.
Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Ugh a lot of people don't seem to get it so I will clarify.I just turned 17, she's almost 15, we're within the law in my state.
It would be easy for my girlfriend's mom to claim I kidnapped her, though.
CHARACTERS!
Layla - My girl
Ashley - Layla's best friend
Shane - My friend's houseI picked Layla up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to Shane's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, Ashley snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
Layla and I denied even knowing Ashley because we thought it was her aunt calling, and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
Layla leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?
SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.
Why would the she call the cops on your girlfriend? Shit doesn't make sense, yo. Why would Ashley go to the old woman's house in the first place?