My girlfriend just called me, crying.

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Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Incidentally, why go to your friend's house to do that? That just makes it awkward as **** for them.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
lol, where do you live anyway?

judging by your lack of morals and story telling ability, I would guess you were from the village of the damned or some sort of hills that have eyes...

My parents were home, and I live 15 miles from her house, while she lives 3 miles from Shane.

Originally posted by Blinky
The first thing that told me that this whole story is bullshit is the fact that an avid starwars fan almost got laid. Total bullshit.

yeah, she was 15 though, so that means it def is true... 😆

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
My parents were home, and I live 15 miles from her house, while she lives 3 miles from Shane.
Why do you worry? Has the claims even been made by her mom yet or are you just assuming?

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
My parents were home, and I live 15 miles from her house, while she lives 3 miles from Shane.

I bet Shane thinks you're a great friend, using him for his bed.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
My parents were home, and I live 15 miles from her house, while she lives 3 miles from Shane.

lol, when I asked where you lived, I wanted to know WHERE it was, not how far away it is from your toddler,

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so where do you live?

or where does she live ?

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Ugh a lot of people don't seem to get it so I will clarify.

I just turned 17, she's almost 15, we're within the law in my state.

It would be easy for my girlfriend's mom to claim I kidnapped her, though.

CHARACTERS!
Layla - My girl
Ashley - Layla's best friend
Shane - My friend's house


Your friend named his house shane?

I think I can solve this one with no evidence. The actual story is that it was not his girlfriend, but Shane's sister, who's 3-5 years old, the thread starter viciously raped Shane's cowering sister and fled the house.

For the purposes of remaining somewhat legal and darn cool, the thread starter has changed the story to include the act being consenting, acting like he'd care about a condom, a token old lady and a friend who likes to visit old ladies.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
lol, you're just jealous cause you don't get to live so dangerously

YouTube video

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
It's quite clearly either a load of rubbish. Or for some reason he thinks it's impressive that he nearly had sex with a 15 year old at his friend's house.

Incidentally, why go to your friend's house to do that? That just makes it awkward as **** for them.

14* 😛

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Originally posted by Toku King
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

it's Ganner Rhysode's themesong

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Ugh a lot of people don't seem to get it so I will clarify.

I just turned 17, she's almost 15, we're within the law in my state.

It would be easy for my girlfriend's mom to claim I kidnapped her, though.

CHARACTERS!
Layla - My girl
Ashley - Layla's best friend
Shane - My friend's house

I picked Layla up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to Shane's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, Ashley snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
Layla and I denied even knowing Ashley because we thought it was her aunt calling, and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
Layla leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

1. You pedo

2. Why would you pick up your girlfriend without buying condoms first, pedo

3. who the hell is ashley? why was she ad shanes house, why did she sneak out, why was she at some old lady's house, why are you a pedo

4. pedo

YouTube video

A 17 year old going out with a 14 year old.....

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Originally posted by chillmeistergen
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lole

Originally posted by Toku King
That doesn't make sense.

He's sleeping with a 14 year old, who cares....

oh wait no he isn't 131