My girlfriend just called me, crying.

Started by Vathu6 pages

I do it at my apartment.

Just turned 18 and renting out a small 2 room thing.

Originally posted by Vathu
I do it at my apartment.

Just turned 18 and renting out a small 2 room thing.

Woah! You're so cool!

barker

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
did you just want to tell us that you fooled round with your girlfriend?
Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
she is a friend who left to get me to go pick her up to hang out with Shane, who is a [b]person, not a house. she was already out of her house and couldn't call me from there. she was at her house, she left, knocked on someone else's door, and called me.
I answered the phone and was asked if I knew Ashley. I told her no, because I thought the person talking to me was Ashley's aunt, thinking I had already picked her up. [/B]

I can't make ANY sense out of that. So many verbs in one single sentence lol.

Re: My girlfriend just called me, crying.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
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Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Woah! You're so cool!

I KNOW, MAN!

Re: My girlfriend just called me, crying.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
She hit puberty at least 2 year ago She hit puberty 1 year ago She hit puberty 1 year ago She hit puberty 1 year ago She hit puberty 1 year ago....

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
I picked her up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to my friend's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, her friend snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
We denied even knowing her and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
She leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

Just so you're not alone out there, I have something for you.

If you don't use it, I'll be upset. I made it myself you know.

😆

hohohoho, it's funny cause if he were to use the condom, it would make no difference cause it would have holes in it,

that was a good one 🙂

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
😆

hohohoho, it's funny cause if he were to use the condom, it would make no difference cause it would have holes in it,

that was a good one 🙂

You are also one of those people that think a joke gets funnier when it is explained? Awesome.

damn I bought it haermm

Someone kick me.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are also one of those people that think a joke gets funnier when it is explained? Awesome.

I was doing the foreign guy from peters work in Family Guy 😠

That reminds me of that guy from Family Guy

"ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUUUUE, HAHAHAHA."

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I was doing the foreign guy from peters work in Family Guy 😠
Don't work without 'em accent.

Originally posted by Vathu
That reminds me of that guy from Family Guy

"ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUUUUE, HAHAHAHA."

glad someone got it 😛

Originally posted by Bardock42
Don't work without 'em accent.

what, you couldn't hear my accent? strange 😂