My girlfriend just called me, crying.

It's quite clearly either a load of rubbish. Or for some reason he thinks it's impressive that he nearly had sex with a 15 year old at his friend's house.

Incidentally, why go to your friend's house to do that? That just makes it awkward as **** for them.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
It's quite clearly either a load of rubbish. Or for some reason he thinks it's impressive that he nearly had sex with a 15 year old at his friend's house.

Incidentally, why go to your friend's house to do that? That just makes it awkward as **** for them.

I've never heard the saying "awkward as t*ts". That's a new one on me. 😕

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Ugh a lot of people don't seem to get it so I will clarify.

I just turned 17, she's almost 15, we're within the law in my state.

It would be easy for my girlfriend's mom to claim I kidnapped her, though.

CHARACTERS!
Layla - My girl
Ashley - Layla's best friend
Shane - My friend's house

I picked Layla up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to Shane's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, Ashley snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
Layla and I denied even knowing Ashley because we thought it was her aunt calling, and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
Layla leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

lol, get over yourself you mongtard 😆

paranoid much?

or just wanting to tell us the story ?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
lol, get over yourself you mongtard 😆

paranoid much?

or just wanting to tell us the story ?

AHEM!

That has NOTHING to do with polishing a certain knob, now does it?

Originally posted by dadudemon
AHEM!

That has NOTHING to do with polishing a certain knob, now does it?

lol, you can polish my knob anyday,baby flirt

Girl #1 sneaks out and rides with me
Girl #2 sneaks out and gets Old Woman to call me
I deny knowing Girl #2 because I thought Old Woman asking if I knew Girl #2 was her aunt looking for her.
I take Girl #1 home
Girl #1 calls me and tells me Old Woman called the cops on Girl #1

Originally posted by dadudemon
I've never heard the saying "awkward as t*ts". That's a new one on me. 😕

Does ''t*ts'' have four letters?

Nah, it I wrote "Awkward as f*ck".

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Girl #1 sneaks out and rides with me
Girl #2 sneaks out and gets Old Woman to call me
I deny knowing Girl #2 because I thought Old Woman asking if I knew Girl #2 was her aunt looking for her.
I take Girl #1 home
Girl #1 calls me and tells me Old Woman called the cops on Girl #1

Either roll with punches and tell the police the truth, or get a girlfriend your own age and you wouldn't have to put up with this immature shit...probably.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I've never heard the saying "awkward as t*ts". That's a new one on me. 😕

chill might find t!ts to be quite the akward bodypart,

srug

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
It would be easy for my girlfriend's mom to claim I kidnapped her, though.

Why would she, though?

What a stupid exaggeration.

Originally posted by Toku King
Why would she, though?

Because his girlfriend's a child.

Originally posted by Toku King
Why would she, though?

exactly 😆

his story was a little cryptic, like why the **** was she in a random old ladies house and phoning them ? 😆

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Girl #1 sneaks out and rides with me
Girl #2 sneaks out and gets Old Woman to call me
I deny knowing Girl #2 because I thought Old Woman asking if I knew Girl #2 was her aunt looking for her.
I take Girl #1 home
Girl #1 calls me and tells me Old Woman called the cops on Girl #1

That still makes no sense.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Girl #1 sneaks out and rides with me
Girl #2 sneaks out and gets Old Woman to call me
I deny knowing Girl #2 because I thought Old Woman asking if I knew Girl #2 was her aunt looking for her.
I take Girl #1 home
Girl #1 calls me and tells me Old Woman called the cops on Girl #1

rides with you ?

you raging pedophile, you.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Incidentally, why go to your friend's house to do that?

That's my question as well.

Originally posted by Moosey

I still don't get while this retarded friend pulled a B&E to make a phone call from some geriatric's house, and why the old buzzard wouldn't let them talk, and why the two non fornicators denied knowing the friend.

That was stupid.

I'm suing this asshat for the 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back now.

She snuck out of her house and walked to the old lady's house to get me to go pick her up to hang out with Shane.

The old lady called the cops on my girlfriend because she knew she was away from her house with a guy, I guess.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
Ugh a lot of people don't seem to get it so I will clarify.

I just turned 17, she's almost 15, we're within the law in my state.

It would be easy for my girlfriend's mom to claim I kidnapped her, though.

CHARACTERS!
Layla - My girl
Ashley - Layla's best friend
Shane - My friend's house

I picked Layla up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to Shane's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, Ashley snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
Layla and I denied even knowing Ashley because we thought it was her aunt calling, and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
Layla leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

lol, where do you live anyway?

judging by your lack of morals and story telling ability, I would guess you were from the village of the damned or some sort of hills that have eyes...

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
She snuck out of her house and walked to the old lady's house to get me to go pick her up to hang out with Shane.

The old lady called the cops on my girlfriend because she knew she was away from her house with a guy, I guess.

Bollocks.

The first thing that told me that this whole story is bullshit is the fact that an avid starwars fan almost got laid. Total bullshit.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Bollocks.

lol, you're just jealous cause you don't get to live so dangerously

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