My girlfriend just called me, crying.

Originally posted by Mairuzu

3. who the hell is ashley? why was she ad shanes house, why did she sneak out, why was she at some old lady's house, why are you a pedo

she is a friend who left to get me to go pick her up to hang out with Shane, who is a person, not a house. she was already out of her house and couldn't call me from there. she was at her house, she left, knocked on someone else's door, and called me.
I answered the phone and was asked if I knew Ashley. I told her no, because I thought the person talking to me was Ashley's aunt, thinking I had already picked her up.

Originally posted by Blinky
The first thing that told me that this whole story is bullshit is the fact that an avid starwars fan almost got laid. Total bullshit.

😆 😆 😆

Ganner Rhysode is a pretty boy Jedi.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
she is a friend who left to get me to go pick her up to hang out with Shane, who is a [b]person, not a house. she was already out of her house and couldn't call me from there. she was at her house, she left, knocked on someone else's door, and called me.
I answered the phone and was asked if I knew Ashley. I told her no, because I thought the person talking to me was Ashley's aunt, thinking I had already picked her up. [/B]

Either you're really bad at telling a story, this is bullshit (like my prediction of rape, torture, murder etc) or you are an absolute retard. They're all pretty bad, be ashamed.

He does suck at explaining things

i give up... bye

seriously what the hell are you going on about?

I read the first three lines then fell asleep.

You fall asleep after three pumps, chump.

P.S. My uncle said she's not paying for that.

But she said she loved me.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
But she said she loved me.....

Uncle. Did you think "she" just had a big clit and a penchant for sodomy? You poor fool.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I say you both deserve to go to prison for 2 hours of fooling around and no sex

That's pure gold 😆

What the **** happened here?

god knows fox.

Rob is sweet talking me.

This thread sucks 😐
You wrote the exact story three times and i still don't get why the cops were called and why you'd be a felon.
In other news... I need to pour petrol later so i can pick up my girlfriend then fool around with her but not in my friend's bed, maybe just a quiet corner somewhere where there's a chance to get caught but not likely.
what ever happens I doubt I'll see or hear from a cop.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
she is a friend who left to get me to go pick her up to hang out with Shane, who is a [b]person, not a house. she was already out of her house and couldn't call me from there. she was at her house, she left, knocked on someone else's door, and called me.
I answered the phone and was asked if I knew Ashley. I told her no, because I thought the person talking to me was Ashley's aunt, thinking I had already picked her up. [/B]

you're still here ? 😐

chirp chirp chirp.....

Find a new girlfriend. I bet he'll be big and black, lol.

Originally posted by Ganner Rhysode
I picked her up from her house after her mom went to work last night.
We went back to my friend's house about 3 miles away and fooled around on his bed for about 2 hours.
During that, her friend snuck out of the house and called me from an old woman's house in her neighborhood.
We denied even knowing her and the old woman denied letting us talk to her.

We messed around some more but didn't have sex, because I couldn't find a condom. Then I take her home.
She leaves a voice mail on my phone saying that the old woman called the cops on her and she doesn't know what she will do.

What's the best and worst outcomes that can happen?

SUMMARY: I'm probably a felon.

Are you saying your girlfriend is under age?

I was originally gonna re-write this story but even I got confused

And shame on you for not having a condom so you couldn't sleep with a 15 year girl in one of your friend's house because you live with your parents and couldn't do it there.