Sith Force Tournament

Started by NonSensi-Klown20 pages
Originally posted by Gideon
Take it back. Take it back, now.

NEVAH!!

Originally posted by Gideon
Again, Darth Bane proved himself to be a master manipulator as well. And explain how "keen understanding of galactic politics" will let you "embrace the dark side fully." Palpatine's power and ability to embrace the dark side clearly weren't shared by Bane, otherwise he would have been the revenge of the Sith. But he's not. It's Palpatine and only Palpatine.

Sidious was a closet Sith Lord whereas Bane was a known Sith Lord. I'm sure it would have been a bit harder to manipulate his way to the position of Supreme Chancellor. Even James Spader would agree.

Sidious is the revenge of the Sith because Lucas thought him up first. Hooray for him.

What does that even mean to "embrace the dark side fully"? With Publius' help or not, explain that. Tell me what would happen if Sidious tried to conquer the galaxy using just the powers of the dark side.

Originally posted by Jbill311
Lets not say anything we can't take back!

Who actually won it?

Some guy from a new TV show.

He deserved it way more.

Originally posted by Advent
Sidious was a closet Sith Lord whereas Bane was a known Sith Lord. I'm sure it would have been a bit harder to manipulate his way to the position of Supreme Chancellor.

I see. So, what you're saying is, it's not dark side power or even intellect, but who is hidden.

There's just two problems with that: at the end of Rule of Two, the Sith are believed to be extinct, and if that were the case, then any Sith Lord post-Bane could have accomplished the revenge of the Sith.

Even James Spader would agree.

Nonsense. The great James Spader isn't a moron. Can you believe he lost the ****ing Emmy?

Sidious is the revenge of the Sith because Lucas thought him up first. Hooray for him.

Yes, because that is credible in this debate. It's not my fault that Darth Sidious is a character of extreme importance to the saga and Bane is... not...

What does that even mean to "embrace the dark side fully"? With Publius' help or not, explain that. Tell me what would happen if Sidious tried to conquer the galaxy using just the powers of the dark side.

Oh, I don't know. I'm sure he could have done it.

@ Blaxican, take it back. Our e-friendship won't last if you don't take it back. And then I'll tell everyone about your fetish for little Catholic school boys.

Bane was not a 'known' Sith Lord. To most everyone, he was only a wealthy man named Lord Eddels. There was only one other person in the entire galaxy besides Zannah who knew of him: Darovit.

By the end of Rule of Two, the Sith are thought gone. The ONLY witnesses to Bane's existence are dead.

Moreover, Bane wasn't 'known' to anyone who wasn't a Sith. On Ruusan, Bane avoided any contact with the Jedi and as every single Sith died, they took the existence of Bane to the grave with them. Bane simply creates a rumor by slaughtering some mercenaries and sparing others, who babble about the Sith later...which the Jedi just dismiss anyways.

I'd like an explanation on how Bane is a 'known' Sith Lord. Known a thousand years later? Yes. Known then? No.

And I would like an explanation as to how in this ****ed up existence can the great JAMES SPADER lose an Emmy! Seriously, folks, have you watched Boston Legal?

Originally posted by Gideon

@ Blaxican, take it back. Our e-friendship won't last if you don't take it back. And then I'll tell everyone about your fetish for little Catholic school boys.

Why must you play such hardball... ? 🙁

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Why must you play such hardball... ? 🙁

Because aside from those of the aforementioned Catholic school boys, hardball seems to be the only kind of ball you understand and apppreciate.

Well, moderately stiff ball is cool as well.

But fine. I take it back.

Just kidding no take backsees.

I want to stab you.

Omg, whatever.

What I meant is that if Bane walked up to the Galactic Senate, do you REALLY think they'd let him join?

Do you REALLY think someone would make a vote of no confidence for the then-Supreme Chancellor and elect Bane? C'mon now.

Originally posted by Advent
Omg, whatever.

What I meant is that if Bane walked up to the Galactic Senate, do you REALLY think they'd let him join?

Do you REALLY think someone would make a vote of no confidence for the then-Supreme Chancellor and elect Bane? C'mon now.

That's not exactly the case, though, is it? We've already established that Palpatine and Darth Bane both share two great advantages: incredible intellects and the fact that they can maneuver undetected. Bane could have gotten himself elected, don't you think? He had a wealthy and influential alter ego, much like Darth Sidious. But Palpatine succeeded where Bane could not. Palpatine was the revenge of the Sith. And, apparently, for a trait that Bane did not have. He's stronger, Advent.

Originally posted by Advent
Omg, whatever.

What I meant is that if Bane walked up to the Galactic Senate, do you REALLY think they'd let him join?

Do you REALLY think someone would make a vote of no confidence for the then-Supreme Chancellor and elect Bane? C'mon now.


He is a Wealthy, well thought of lord at a time when the republic is going through a reformation. He is only in his thirties, very charismatic, charming and manipulative.

If he ran as an Onderonian Senator, he'd have plenty people vouching for him. He wouldn't 'walk up' to the Senate, he'd just be another Senator from a little planet entering into the Senate during a time of the big reformation

He has freakin' Sith tattoos and looks like a murderer.

Originally posted by Advent
He has freakin' Sith tattoos and looks like a murderer.

And George Bush was elected twice. Surely you see the pattern, ma'am.

I don't remember any sith tattoos on him.

Originally posted by Gideon
I want to stab you.

Since when did you become a Mexican?

Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
Since when did you become a Mexican?

...Since James Spader lost the ****ing Emmy.