Optimus Prime vs. King Kong

Started by Sadako of Girth36 pages

Originally posted by Master Han
By the OP. You aren't the OP. The parameters do not state Prime has his built in guns and swords surgically removed. Prime shoots Kong, or holds his energy sword out and impales him. It doesn't matter what distance; being armed is difficult to beat.

If you want to argue H2H, either concede the original OP unconditionally, or start another thread. You don't dictate the fight.

Neither are you.

You dont dictate anything either.

Difference is we aren't trying to dictate.
We are debating scenarios.

you will never get to disqualify physical strength from the topicdf

Originally posted by Lestov16
But they weren't in this fight. It's pretty pathetic when you have to rewrite the OP's entire thread scenario to script Prime's win.

It's pretty pathetic when you have to rewrite the OP's entire thread scenario to script Kong's win.

Yeah it didnt say 'With Trailer' (Needed by Prime to fly)
With what weapons are available, or anything, but you pick the most for Prime, and the least for Kong.

We aren't scripting. You ARE though.
You can't help it: you aren't conciously aware of it, Im sure its just your way. You already showed us that you don't know the difference between scripting and casting... lol

Originally posted by focus4chumps
you will never get to disqualify physical strength from the topicdf

😂 😂 😂

Stop trying to rewrite the OP, Sadsack. You look retarded. Nothing in the OP states that this is a strict H2H fight. Nothing in the OP says that Prime doesn't get his weapons. Thus he gets them, which secures his win. If you want to make a pure H2H Kong vs Prime match, you'll have to make a separate thread.

You aren't trying to debate scenarios. You're trying to cherry-pick the one scenario out of 1,000 where Kong can possibly win, and ignoring the other 999.

Stop talking to yourself. Its Embarrassing.

Nothing says he gets everything either.
And nothing precludes H2H.
So thats YOUR backdoors smashed in by a massive Gorilla wang.

Oh OK Well if its maximum BayPrime, 1976 Kong just reaches out and pulls Prime apart as Prime desperately tries to no avail to shoot, stab, slice him whatever then. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Bay Movie Prime'd get mutilated by Kong, I suspect.

Beast Wars Prime might've been able to do him though, and G1 might Prime with his rifle.

sadako's first post in this thread. he has never contradicted this statement and no valid evidence has been presented to contradict it.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Hand to hand it'd be a slaughter.

Kong may even assert his dominance by raping Prime's severed head after defeating him.

sadako's second post in this thread. he has never contradicted this statement and no valid evidence has been presented to contradict it.

Originally posted by Master Han
Robtard: By the OP. You aren't the OP. The parameters do not state Prime has his built in guns and swords surgically removed. Prime shoots Kong, or holds his energy sword out and impales him. It doesn't matter what distance; being armed is difficult to beat.

If you want to argue H2H, either concede the original OP unconditionally, or start another thread. You don't dictate the fight.

Accusing me of your poor tactics now? I have yet to try and dictate the fight with Prime not having weapons, he has them as far as I'm concerned; why I think it's his fight to lose.

So stop accusing my of dictating the parameters of the thread, that's your monkey with the: 'they start far away, Prime has no in character attributes where he wouldn't feel bad about murdering an innocent animal and Kong has to try and scare Prime before he attacks' silly tactics.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican

Facts: King Kong was killed by four 1930 bi-planes, which were using ammo that can be found in hunting rifles now. He was also beaten by a group of humans using nothing more than bottles of chloroform. Pathetic.

Originally posted by Master Han

It seems Sadako has no appreciation for just how deadly modern weapons systems are. He actually thinks a giant ape is The Big Shit. So much, he continues to assert that Kong can dodge bullets. It's kind of scary, actually.

huh it really him. sad ignorant clown. ❌

yeah a 50 cal hunting rifle is great if enjoy making deer explode. 👆

Originally posted by Robtard
Accusing me of your poor tactics now? I have yet to try and dictate the fight with Prime not having weapons, he has them as far as I'm concerned; why I think it's his fight to lose.

So stop accusing my of dictating the parameters of the thread, that's your monkey with the: 'they start far away, Prime has no in character attributes where he wouldn't feel bad about murdering an innocent animal and Kong has to try and scare Prime before he attacks' silly tactics.

😆 I've literally addressed every single one of your points already, and it's getting pathetic that you decide to cherry pick what portions of the other guy's response to address. If you actually agree with my contention - that Prime will shoot Kong in the face more often than not - regardless of what range the fight starts from - then I have no idea why you're even debating me.

It's even more ridiculous that you continue to harp on the CIS debate when I suspended that argument for the sake of being generous. But for you to recognize that would require that you actually read the posts you respond to, and you clearly don't.

Originally posted by Robtard
he has them as far as I'm concerned; why I think it's his fight to lose.

So you think Prime with his various weapons, will lose to Kong? 🤨

Originally posted by Robtard

So stop accusing my of dictating the parameters of the thread, that's your monkey with the: 'they start far away, Prime has no in character attributes where he wouldn't feel bad about murdering an innocent animal and Kong has to try and scare Prime before he attacks' silly tactics.

"..And kong has his nutsack glued to the floor so he cannot move to evade or close range, and there are no objects that Kong can hide behind, or hurl, yet Prime gets full said privileges and humans to save Prime's ass like usual." 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Master Han
😆 I've literally addressed every single one of your points already, and it's getting pathetic that you decide to cherry pick what portions of the other guy's response to address. If you actually agree with my contention - that Prime will shoot Kong in the face more often than not - regardless of what range the fight starts from - then I have no idea why you're even debating me.

It's even more ridiculous that you continue to harp on the CIS debate when [b]I suspended that argument for the sake of being generous. But for you to recognize that would require that you actually read the posts you respond to, and you clearly don't. [/B]

Non sequitur response.

You accused me of dictating that Prime had no weapons here. I clearly haven't. Dictation is your bag.

Originally posted by Lestov16
So you think Prime with his various weapons, will lose to Kong? 🤨

No.

Originally posted by Robtard
Non sequitur response.

You accused me of dictating that Prime had no weapons here. I clearly haven't. Dictation is your bag.

Dude, you just exemplified my point here; you felt the need to take five of my contentions against yours, and delete four of them, cutting it down to the one that you think you might have a chance of addressing.

You want to argue H2H. H2H is useless here, as I've pointed out, because Prime has weapons. Why should we debate something with no relevance to the topic? Prime's weapons are as much a part of him as his arms and legs; would you respond to an Ali vs Machida thread by pointing out that Ali would win if Machida didn't have his arms or legs? 🙄

BTW, you still fail to realize that I suspended the point you've gotten your jimmies rustled over. It's even more pathetic when I've relayed this point to you thrice, and even bolded the clarification for you.

So you agree Prime gets his weapons here, and you agree Kong will go down to those weapons.

Optimus wins /thread 😐

Originally posted by Lestov16
So you agree Prime gets his weapons here, and you agree Kong will go down to those weapons.

Optimus wins /thread 😐

👆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"..And kong has his nutsack glued to the floor so he cannot move to evade or close range, and there are no objects that Kong can hide behind, or hurl, yet Prime gets full said privileges and humans to save Prime's ass like usual." 😖hifty:

It's like RJ 2008 debates all over again.

'Swagger is on an elevated fully fortified position and has his sniper ready. Batman must charge 300 meters in a straight line towards Swagger's position while shouting the Batman theme song. Who wins!?'

lulz. It's nothing like that at all. YOU JUST ADMITTED PRIME GETS HIS WEAPONS. So what are you b!tching about?

Originally posted by Lestov16
lulz. It's nothing like that at all. [b]YOU JUST ADMITTED PRIME GETS HIS WEAPONS. So what are you b!tching about? [/B]

Hyperbole aside, it was indeed like that. You two failed to substantiate your position of Prime winning always/everytime, why you resorted to gimping, scripting and dictating. It's a common tactic when someone can't argue positively for how their favorite wins. 🙂