Optimus Prime vs. King Kong

Started by Final Blaxican36 pages

Oh sh- oh shi-

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Hey you asserted that Megatron was stronger than Kong...

Prove away...

Prime clearly isnt much more in terms of strength than a similarly sized human. Other wise he coulda snapped Megatron's neck in half.

Are you an idiot?

I'm not insulting, I am dead serious, are you legally retarded?

Because if you are not, after reading this thread, I would be worried about myself.

What the **** is up with the anger in here?

Sadako,

After thinking about Transformers long and hard (it was either that or work), logically, the ape doesn't have much of a change even in just a H2H fight.

The Transformers were tough enough to take missile and bombing poundings with little damage, the sabot rounds being their kryptonite withstanding (which doesn't make sense), so they are incredibly durable despite their overall frail appearance and I doubt Kong, even having uber-gorilla strength could tear the strongest of the Autobots to pieces.

For those who doubt Kong's durability though, he didn't die from bullets, he died from a fall that would/should have turned any living thing into jello, yet he stayed intact and was still alive for a bit afterwards. The bullets only caused him blood-lose, which is what made him weaken and loosen his grip, jackasses.

So you know for sure that had Kong not fallen, he would have lived?

It seemed to me that the bullets would have gotten him anyway, but the fall was just... the quicker way.

Originally posted by Robtard
The bullets only caused him blood-lose, which is what made him weaken and loosen his grip, jackasses.
Originally posted by Robtard
What the **** is up with the anger in here?

That's how Rob always is, regardless of wither he's in a good mood or not.

Good to know.

Originally posted by Publius II

Your attempt to paint me the hypocrite fails, teeny-peeny.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
So you know for sure that had Kong not fallen, he would have lived?

It seemed to me that the bullets would have gotten him anyway, but the fall was just... the quicker way.

With enough bullets, he would had logically bleed-out and died, the hundreds he already took included.

Yes, but his head not exploding and his guts not bursting out his ******* from the fall is proof he's a damn tough ape, tougher than just a giant mammal, contrary to what was said before.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yes, but his head not exploding and his guts not bursting out his ******* from the fall
I think the PG-13 rating takes care of that.

No.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Are you an idiot?

I'm not insulting, I am dead serious, are you legally retarded?

Because if you are not, after reading this thread, I would be worried about myself.

Are you an idiot?

I'm not insulting, I am dead serious, are you legally retarded?

Because if you are not, after reading this post, I would be worried about myself.

Originally posted by Robtard
What the **** is up with the anger in here?

Sadako,

After thinking about Transformers long and hard (it was either that or work), logically, the ape doesn't have much of a change even in just a H2H fight.

The Transformers were tough enough to take missile and bombing poundings with little damage, the sabot rounds being their kryptonite withstanding (which doesn't make sense), so they are incredibly durable despite their overall frail appearance and I doubt Kong, even having uber-gorilla strength could tear the strongest of the Autobots to pieces.

Well firstly, the small-penis anger must be contagious this is the only explaination.

Fair enough.

Jazz was still snapped in half like a b*tch though.

Next week, Clyde Vs Johnny 5. 😮‍💨

Why are you so obsessed with small penises ?

Is that your veiled way of offering up your shriveled and pathetic dingus? Because you could just be outright forward with it.

KING KONG

Dies sloppily.

Originally posted by Robtard
Is that your veiled way of offering up your shriveled and pathetic dingus? Because you could just be outright forward with it.

Oh, you're one of "those" people.

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
Oh, you're one of "those" people.

Bigot.

Forget about what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass, look what happens when you give a chimp Xanax:

In 911 tapes released by police Tuesday night, Travis can be heard grunting as Herold cries for help: "He's killing my friend!"

The dispatcher says, "Who's killing your friend?"

Herold replies, "My chimpanzee! He ripped her apart! Shoot him, shoot him!"

"Hurry, please! He ripped her face off," she is heard begging. -end snip

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