What if the Empire invaded modern day earth?

the japanese would blow up themselves rather than being conquered themselves

all america would do is threaten to blow up the world

so maybe darth vader would take his ship again and split

vader cant block bullets much to fast even if he can i dont think that he can block a shoot gun with a tight choke (longer range)

I'm thinking earth has got this. If a rock to the head can knock out a stormtrooper, then a bullet is going to have a LOT more kinetic energy than that. It might not penetrate to kill the stormy, but its going to put most of them out for a long sleep. And unlike where in movies, you can wake up hours after being knocked out, and be just fine, in real life, if you are unconcious more than a few minutes from a head-wound, you probably will be brain-damaged if and when you wake up.

That's nice.

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[501st voiceover from BFII]You have to troll hard to win![/501st voiceover from BFII]

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Without 'knos here to change things, we have to go by the 1st post. That included 100 walkers. We have literally no way to down even one.

You're a sick guy, you know.

Don't call him guy, Buddy!

Originally posted by Zampanó

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Without 'knos here to change things, we have to go by the 1st post. That included 100 walkers. We have literally no way to down even one.

no dude, I think we could probably destroy the walkers with our missiles and bombs and grenades.

or probably, after we killed all the stormies by turning their heads to jelly inside of their helmets, we could scale the walkers, and ride around on them.

Originally posted by ares834
Nah dude. Rouge Jedi told me Rambo could easily destroy two At-At's and 500 storimes at once!!! Imagine what the entire world could do!

uH, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LISTENED TO, uH, HIM. fROM, uM, MY EXPERIENCE HE'S, uH, KIND OF A, i gUESS, ****ING LUNATIC.

tYPING QUIRKS ARE, wELL, pRETTY FUN?

seriously though, there are only 100 walkers. You simply wait till the dudes get out to get more food, or take a crap, or whatever, and then you shoot them. Earth has this.

Just knock 'em over with Artillery or missiles. The sum bitches are top heavy anyway.

HWKA really ruined that Thrawn Avvy.

And it's the last one he used, so we'll always associate his name with it.

exactly. and it had previously been mine. and honorable. Adorable child will have to do.

I recommend adorable kitten.

that's only if i ever get the hots for DE, i can woo him with adorable kitten.

Right, the Furries thing. So what pedo have you got the hots for right now?

Just Keira Knightley. And what I mean to say by saying that is, if I were 12, and she were 22, I would still want her.

However, I am playing Septimus in Arcadia, so I am 22, and there is a 13 year old girl I'm tutoring... but its a mental thing, cause she is so intelligent... so we just kinda fall into it... its not my fault, I swear.

This is my favorite thread on the Citadel internetz.