Juyo vs Makashi - Maul vs Dooku (lightsaber only)

Started by Dr McBeefington9 pages
Originally posted by Borbarad
Yes. But I have to refute this hidden offer to go out with you, not because you're ugly as sin or dumb as a sack of hammers - also not because you're a socking troll...oh...wait a second...

Awww Nai that's the best you can do? Are Germans always this obvious when they're heated? It's ok bro I didn't ask for you to impress me, I asked you to impress the ladies so that you might have a successful relationship once in your life, and you won't have to come back here to get wtfpwned by pubescent kids.

Maybe I should remove you from my ignore list again - given that you furnish me so many fit occasions for random flames. I feel I'm missing some good laughs there. Hmm...I will think about that over the next weeks, months or years. Wish you much fun with the trolling until then, given it's the only thing you're capable of.

It's ok Nai, I think I speak for everyone when I say you're hilarious and definitely a joy to have around when someone needs to be made fun of. Keep trying though, without you there wouldn't be much humor on here.

The tragedy of the situation is that Nai actually believes he's witty. What he doesn't realize is that any and all humor that he might be capable of is lost in the translation from German to English; his mentor and idol, the great Dr. House, would not be pleased.

You people are like piranhas.

[No, Nai, I'm not scathingly comparing you to a dead duck; it's the first video that came up.]

Nai makes me laugh. Trying so hard to be smart on the internet..... Damn Germans.

Don't be racist.

Originally posted by Eminence
Don't be racist.

I'll stop being racist when you hit puberty.

Originally posted by Eminence
You people are like piranhas.

[No, Nai, I'm not scathingly comparing you to a dead duck; it's the first video that came up.]

Well. I don't know, if you're right with that statement, given that TDTD and Gideon are both on my ignore list. Which results in kind of one-sided "conversation" of course. That just in case anybody wonders if they type down something I should probably reply to.

Originally posted by Borbarad
Well. I don't know, if you're right with that statement, given that TDTD and Gideon are both on my ignore list. Which results in kind of one-sided "conversation" of course. That just in case anybody wonders if they type down something I should probably reply to.

That was a greatlame attempt to convince everyone that you have Darth Sexy and I on ignore, when the truth is that you're simply not funny or clever enough to come up with witty responses.

Not to mention you continuously call me TDTD. That's usually your last resort before blowing up.

Originally posted by Gideon
That was a greatlame attempt to convince everyone that you have Darth Sexy and I on ignore, when the truth is that you're simply not funny or clever enough to come up with witty responses.

Oh well. I have removed the ignore now for both of you. The offtopic bashing can start right now. Feel free to start wasting your time trying to insult me.

Originally posted by Borbarad
Oh well. I have removed the ignore now for both of you. The offtopic bashing can start right now. Feel free to start wasting your time trying to insult me.

No need Nai. We only acknowledge your existence when you parade into KMC once in a while, with your "infallible" logic.

Originally posted by Borbarad
Oh well. I have removed the ignore now for both of you. The offtopic bashing can start right now. Feel free to start wasting your time trying to insult me.

No need. It was just a ploy to demonstrate my superior intellect by manipulating you into proving that you weren't going to ignore us. My objective is complete; I'll save subjecting you to humiliation for the debates, which you will participate in, of course.

Without the force, Maul would win. Firstly Maul was young and strong, and athletic. Dooku was old and over confident, every sith's downfall. Secondly Maul took out Qui Gon Jinn, some one who I consider on the same level as Dooku. Maul could not only fend of this Jedi, he could take his padawan on at the same time. The only reason Maul didn't eliminate Obi Wan is because of that conveniently placed bit of metal (and to maintain the storyline of course.)

Not to mention the superior in technical ability by a good country mile.

Originally posted by Higilo
Without the force, Maul would win. Firstly Maul was young and strong, and athletic. Dooku was old and over confident, every sith's downfall. Secondly Maul took out Qui Gon Jinn, some one who I consider on the same level as Dooku. Maul could not only fend of this Jedi, he could take his padawan on at the same time. The only reason Maul didn't eliminate Obi Wan is because of that conveniently placed bit of metal (and to maintain the storyline of course.)

Are you implying that Maul wasn't overconfident? Overconfidence seems to be the main thing that lead to his demise. And... while Qui Gon was a great warrior... he's no Dooku... at least in my hunble opinion.

Originally posted by Jinsoku Takai
Are you implying that Maul wasn't overconfident? Overconfidence seems to be the main thing that lead to his demise. And... while Qui Gon was a great warrior... he's no Dooku... at least in my hunble opinion.
sorry but Maul was overconfident with a whiney padawan, and so he should of been, i find it hard to believe Maul would be over confident with an experienced dark lord of the sith

Originally posted by Higilo
sorry but Maul was overconfident with a whiney padawan, and so he should of been, i find it hard to believe Maul would be over confident with an experienced dark lord of the sith

Maul wouldn't have time to be confident with a DLOTS, he would be dead before he could say, 'lolwut?'. Again!

I still think Maul's youth, strenght and speed would of given him the advantade in a duel, of course if the force was allowed Dooku could win, but this arguement is about a straight duel

Originally posted by Higilo
I still think Maul's youth, strenght and speed would of given him the advantade in a duel, of course if the force was allowed Dooku could win, but this arguement is about a straight duel

Spellcheck is your friend. (RN influence)

Anywho... I'll give you that but DLOTS's like Kun and probably Bane would have made Maul look like wamprat.


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The IRONY is that spellcheck would have rejected your post as it contains the word 'spellcheck' (which, as we all know, does not acknowledge 'spellcheck' as a word).