Ganondorf vs. Kain and Raziel With a Twist

This is strictly H2H, no powers at all other than their strength, speed, and durability.

The battle takes place in an adamantium cage thirty feet long, which is bolted to an adamatium floor.

This has three rounds.

1. Ganondorf vs. Raziel
2. Ganondorf vs. Kain
3. Ganondorf vs. Kain and Raziel.

Who triumphs?

BT triumphs.

Ganondorf wins all three rounds. Neither Kain or Raziel are on par with him physicly. They can't get away in a cage that small, eventually they're gonna both get torn limb from limb.

Oh come on!

No one thinks they can win?

I personally can't see how they could? =P No powers? Little in the way of strength feats? Trapped in a cage with someone who can disintegrate a sage with a single punch? Good luck.

Ganondorf wins.

Nonsense

Kain hibernates for a billion kajillion trillion years and becomes strong, and then destroys Raziel, Ganondorf, and the Cage with a single punch.

Originally posted by King-Fingolfin
Nonsense

Kain hibernates for a billion kajillion trillion years and becomes strong, and then destroys Raziel, Ganondorf, and the Cage with a single punch.

Nonsense. He just rips his soul out and shits on his lifeless body.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Nonsense. He just rips his soul out and shits on his lifeless body.

And Ganondorf can survive the Twilight, actually controls it in fact.

That affects the soul.

Raziel pulls out a shotgun and kills Kain for being overrated

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
This is not a full out fight sir.

And Ganondorf can survive the Twilight, actually controls it in fact.

That affects the soul.

Then maybe it's more of a problem for Ganondorf than it is for Kain. I mean, do you honestly believe that Kain could possibly be ever affected by your petty restrictions?

Tread lightly in the presence of the Gods.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Then maybe it's more of a problem for Ganondorf than it is for Kain. I mean, do you honestly believe that Kain could possibly be ever affected by your petty restrictions?

Tread lightly in the presence of the Gods.

Ganon is the God Kain wants to be when he grows up.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Yes.

Ganon is the God Kain wants to be when he grows up.

Ha! He can't even deal with the faggy boy Link. What could he possibly ever hope to do to the God Almighty of the gaming universe?

About as much as you can do to an ant.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Ha! He can't even deal with the faggy boy Link. What could he possibly ever hope to do to the God Almighty of the gaming universe?

And nah, everyone knows that there has already been a confirmed gaming universe God. He appeared in the new Banjo Kazooie game. 😐

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
IIRC every time Link has fought Ganondorf he has had outside assistance in some way shape or form. 🙂

And nah, everyone knows that there has already been a confirmed gaming universe God. He appeared in the new Banjo Kazooie game. 😐

Heretics! Heathens! Blasphemers! DEFILERS!

Repent before the Man who for thy sins on the Cross!

Bull, where's the picture?! My... I must've angered Him in some way... gotta get my rossary... see ya tomorrow... must repent..

Originally posted by Phanteros
captain falcon is the universal god with his herald Starkiller, Duke nukem, and Doom guy

In Banjo Kazooie: Nutz and Boltz one of the new characters was L.O.G, or "Lord of Games," who was literally the God of all videogames(it even referenced other games).

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Heretics! Heathens! Blasphemers! DEFILERS!

Repent before the Man who for thy sins on the Cross!

http://www.dark-chronicle.co.uk/az/getimage.php?image=Kain1.JPG

Is there a word missing in there somewhere?

i thought you were joking