What Would you do if there was a Zombie Apocalypse?

Originally posted by Robtard
The military has fallen, zombies, they wage total war, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. No vacations, no holidays, no sick-days, they don't even take bathroom breaks.

i just figured discipline would fall and protection of civilians would no longer be a priority since normally you look out for your self first then others even by military rules. i would think running to a military base might get you shot or turned prisoner and for the women who were in the service would become mens play things.

Originally posted by WO Polaski
endquote. 😉

More of a paraphrase, as I couldn't recall verbatim.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i just figured discipline would fall and protection of civilians would no longer be a priority since normally you look out for your self first then others even by military rules. i would think running to a military base might get you shot or turned prisoner and for the women who were in the service would become mens play things.

Not the god damn U ****ing S military, son! "Now let me see your warface!"

i wouldnt be used as a plaything id be killed. cause id bite down. 🙂

all i know if i was on security detail during an apocalypse, my orders would be to keep unauthorized personnel from entering the base and military ppl dont give warning shots. i also know their is a lot of sexual harassment and assaults on base i can imagine it getting worse during the apocalypse.

Originally posted by WO Polaski
i wouldnt be used as a plaything id be killed. cause id bite down. 🙂

With your vagina and/or anus?

Originally posted by WO Polaski
i wouldnt be used as a plaything id be killed. cause id bite down. 🙂

thats why you punch out teeth or use certain positions, the only way you be save is if you are ugly or are already with some one else who is in command or has respect of the ppl around him but then you are basically whoring yourself out not a big difference with what women do now with men.

Originally posted by Robtard
With your vagina and/or anus?

well the outcast/most desperate of the trio assaulting me would have to go for the mouth sooner or later at which point my fate and his would be sealed.

thats why you punch out teeth or use certain positions, the only way you be save is if you are ugly or are already with some one else who is in command or has respect of the ppl around him but then you are basically whoring yourself out not a big difference with what women do now with men.

if a bunch of guys were doing it at once one of them would be stupid enough to try to go oral and i can bite down pretty hard. if i caused substantial//possibly irreparable damage i dont think punching my teeth out would be on his mind so much as the ultimate revenge. like. a bullet to the head.

what if they were all young fit good looking men in uniform who wanted a threesome with you in exchange for their protection? i like to think i am good looking and if i were in the reverse position with three young good looking women i do it, their be no need to punch my teeth out.

besides you knock out teeth before you get down dirty unless you are a moron.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
what if they were all young fit good looking men in uniform

Done!

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Done!

YouTube video

Play Raymond Scott's Power House on the stereo and dispatch of the zombies using some kind of complicated Rube Goldberg-esque Mechanism.

While the other residents of San Francisco evacuate the city by way of the Bay Bridge, Golden Gate Bridge, I–280, and BART, I will take a private ferry service from Pier 33 to Alcatraz Island.

The island is unpopulated and features, among other things, a water tower; vegetable gardens; a 3-story barracks apartments with skylights, electric lights, and steam heating; an electric generator; and an operational lighthouse.

you live in frisco? cool. probably only a few minutes away from my cousin lol he lives in daly city.

Alcatraz sounds like a good idea but the problem with is that tons of other people will have the same idea as you meaning there probably wont be enough resources for all of you and also some of the people escaping could be infected. the remoteness of the island works both ways imo.

Where I live, brain death and zombification would actually be a promotion in intellect.

I'd probably have a little more time for local people after they've been killed/zombied.

And even taking into account the fact that they'd be permanently looking for a way to smash skulls open and feast on the brainy goodness within, technically they'd be friendlier.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Dude, I never stopped being immature. It was like that from post #1 in this thread. But it's certainly fun to see what you'll post next. Varying degrees of dick. Sometimes, you're such an a**hole with your posts that I literally bust up laughing. This is not intended as an underhanded compliment, either. George Carland and Lewis Black are among my favorite comedians for a reason.

George Carland...?
Ive never heard that dude.

He must be funny though, no doubt, to be up there with Lewis Black, though.

But probably not as good as George Carlin was. 🙂

Originally posted by WO Polaski
you live in frisco? cool. probably only a few minutes away from my cousin lol he lives in daly city.

Alcatraz sounds like a good idea but the problem with is that tons of other people will have the same idea as you meaning there probably wont be enough resources for all of you and also some of the people escaping could be infected. the remoteness of the island works both ways imo.

That's why POE kills all except a few hot guys and instates himself as King of Alcatraz, Master of The Rock, The Sultan of Sodomy. Long live the King.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
George Carland...?
Ive never heard that dude.

He must be funny though, no doubt, to be up there with Lewis Black, though.

But probably not as good as George Carlin was. 🙂

Ugh.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Ugh.

ikr

Originally posted by Bardock42
ikr

PWR.