Originally posted by SnakeEyes
😆 Humor escapes my understanding because I didn't laugh at the festering shit in Transformers 2? I think about all I can do is laugh at that.
See, this is why you suck at humor. It's not for everyone. You are out of touch with what mainstream humor is...or you simply don't know what is commonly considered funny.
As I've already admitted, I don't have a mainstream sense of humor, as well. Everyone in the theater was laughing their butts off, both times, when that idiot fell down on the taser, with his pants down. They laughed and laughed and laughed. But I just smiled. Even my wife laughed really hard.
That doesn't mean I don't recognize what mainstream humor is.
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
Your "millions can't be wrong" argument is one of the worst you could've chosen. Millions of people are wrong all the fvcking time.
Unfortunately for you, it is the exact reason I am correct. Millions of people are not wrong when they crap out the money for the film and get laughter out of the film. There's a difference between your blanket statement, and my statement, especially when you consider the context it was in.
What you're doing above is called a "strawman" argument.
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
You just want me to name films with good plots? Uh, okay: Eternal Sunshine, Memento, The Godfather, Seven, need I continue?
No, that's perfect. Thank you.
And here's my summary of The Godfather.
"Oh know! It's super quiet and hardly any dialogue. OH KNOW! His son is coming home and he talks so little and quietly that he probably has autism! ZOMG! Typical hot-head older brother in da house! Oh man, more quietness, and the dad mumbles worse than Ozzy...but it makes him COOL! Oh look! Drugs and gangsters! Who would have thunk it! Wow, killing of the prized horse and the head, in da bed! Oh boy, look at this, a double crossing gangster screwing the Corleone family OVER. Who would have thought that! It wasn't obvious at all. Oh man, Fredo betrays, oh man, Sonny dies because....you guessed it, he's a hot head! Look at this! The war hero son takes care of the family business and kills some PEEPS! NOT A GANGSTER!
Look! More silence and quiet.
Wait! Don't forget to throw in an attack on Daddy before he days. Classic drive by shooting, gangster style.
LOOK AT THIS! The autistic son has the revival gangsters killed!
Oh man, the son is now the DON! Who would have thought THAT would happen after he had everyone KILLED!
ZOMG! Don't forget about revenge on Carlo because you know how touch gangsters have to be!
MOAR SILENCE!
The doors shut.
The end!
Do you see what I did there?
Do you seeeee it? Hmmmm?
I'm sure cracked has done a better version at some point.
Now, I liked The Godfather. It was a good film. But I'm showing you that your characterization can be applied quit well to any film you can think of, no matter how good it is.
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
You summarizing the plot just makes me realize even further: A) how bad the plot was and B) how much they failed to convey the plot in the film.
That TOTALLY makes it worse, man. TOTALLY. dur
And, no, my son got it, I got it, most everyone in this thread got it, millions of people got it. You're almost alone in the dark here, buddy. 😐
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
Glad to hear that your whole family enjoyed this terrible movie. Doesn't change the fact that the plot wasn't conveyed well in the movie. I, too, could comprehend most of it; still sucked.
Okay. That's fine. You can claim that it sucked. But you can't claim to not comprehend it and then say you comprehend it, and then say it sucked.
You understood it, no problem. You just didn't like it. That's it.
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
You don't get it.
Yes I do. naughty
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
It's not how complicated the plot is, it's the fact that Transformers 2 took what should've been a simple plot and made it messy, clunky and at times, incomprehensible.
But, you see, it was none of the above. It was rather straight forward, flowed well, and had excellent cartoon/comic tie-ins.
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
I think we'd both agree that The Dark Knight's plot was 10 times more complicated than Transformers 2, yet I understood every minute of that film, because it was done well.
No, it was not very complicated at all...it was the characters and the character development that was complicated. That's the difference, and that's what you're looking for.
And, I agree that Dark Knight was a better film. I rated it a 9 out of 10. I wanted more of the grizzly joker...though. I wanted to see more torture and violence...but they had to try for the PG-13...so it came off a bit too...unrealistically "soft".
Other than the Joker being watered down...Batman's voice being a tad stupid...I would say that it was a wonderful film. Almost perfect. That's why it got a 9. I own both Batman Nolan films on Blu-Ray. 🙂
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
Star Trek is leagues ahead of Transformers in every conceivable way.
Except the following:
1. Ticket Sales. It has grossed almost twice what Star Trek did.
2. Special Effects. Big time.
3. Length of film.
4. Less major plot holes, by far. Fer realz.
5. Return on investment.
6. Action.
7. Explosions.
8. Action figures and other items that are being sold due to the film.
9. Story. Yes. Story. 😐
10. Believability of the main villain's motives.
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
It's plot wasn't amazing, but let me tell you the key difference: J.J. Abrahams aka a talented director.
So is Michael Bay, by all accounts. 😐
Before we continue, I need to say that I really enjoyed Star Trek... A LOT. If it weren't for the absurd plot holes, it would have been better than Transformers.
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
Also a much better script (even though it was written by two of the same screenwriters as Transformers 2),
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Originally posted by SnakeEyes
actual fleshed-out characters that I cared about,
Yeah...the character development was superficial...just the same as Transformers 2.
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
much better action/action that actually had tension and suspense,
I disagree. The exact opposite, really.
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
better score, etc.
Maybe....but probably not. Again, this is opinion. I remember thinking to myself, the first watch of Transformers 2, that I wanted to get the sound track. I didn't think that about Star Trek, at all.
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
And I would VERY much disagree with your assessment that the humor is similar.
Nah, it's pretty much the same superficial B.S. "witty" humor that Hollywood likes to put out. Captain Kirk is what Sam Witwicky wants to be with the ladies...
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
There wasn't any robot testicle, humping, pot-brownie, man-thong, ghetto/racial stereotype humor in Star Trek, so... yeah, you're simply wrong there pal.
I'm not you pal, buddy. 😄
See my above point, buddy.
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
I'm not hating Transformers "just to hate it," I don't think I ever do that, just so you know. I just thought that it was a legitimately bad film with few redeeming qualities.
Cool. Then I'm fine with this. It's your opinion. That's cool. But when someone says that they didn't like transformers because Optimus Prime got a power amp, or "Why didn't the other Primes take down The Fallen when this all started happening", then they are idiots who didn't pay attention to the films.
Originally posted by SnakeEyes
IJudging by the fact that you're "blown away" that I liked Star Trek more than Transformers, I can see that it might be pointless debating with you, but nonetheless I took the time to type out some thoughts. Respond if you wish, but I don't think you'll understand my point of view.
I am glad you did. You are much easier to talk to and...to put it plainly NOT an idiot. 🙂
HOLY CRAP! That's a lot of typing! NO MOAR!