Dead Michael Jackson jokes!

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Dead Michael Jackson jokes!

Lets face it, the last time he was this stiff was when Macaully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

And the nurses are unsure about what to do with the body. Since the plastic recycling bins don't go out til Thursday.

It'd be great if they melted him down and molded him into lego. So kids can play with him for a change.

His death is tragic, and he probably never touched children, but jokes are there and they're funny. Come share all your (Dead) Micheal Jackson jokes.

After all, the Steve Irwin, Heath Ledger and Pope jokes were great. Now it's Jacko's turn.

There were Heath Ledger jokes?

Actually, there WERE no good dead Steve Irwin or dead Heath Ledger jokes. Why? Because all of the smart people were smart enough to understand how inappropriate they are.

Originally posted by Slay
There were Heath Ledger jokes?

Heath Ledger Jokes:

He was apparently scheduled to have a massage in his apartment this afternoon. Guess he didn’t get the happy ending.

whats black and white and hungry? heath ledgers cat

Words last overheard in Heath Ledgers apartment?“let’s massage some life into those stiff legs”

Debit one from the Heath ledger.

Accountants around the world today are in a state of panic. It appears that they lost a Ledger.

Today, critics allegations were confirmed, Heath Ledger is a stiff actor.

They say he is a good actor but Heath Ledger’s last performance was a little hard to swallow.

He thought about jumping off the building but realised no-one was interested in seeing Brokeback again.

The ledger reads:
Batman 1
Joker 0

How can Batman defeat the Joker? With a handful of sleeping pills.

Word is he was depressed. I guess he took “10 things I hate about you” a little too seriously…..

What do Jake Gylennhal’s cherry and a bottle of Paxil have in common? They both got popped by Heath Ledger.

heath ledger starred in ” 10 pills i took without you"

Heath was murderred! Somebody wanted to square the Ledger!

Heath Ledger has apparently died of an overdose. Rumour has it, He got addicted to ‘crack’ after shooting Brokeback Mountain!

His latest role was “I’m Not There”. Guess that applies to all his future film releases too….

Batman: win by default.

Ladies everywhere have finally found out how to pick up heath ledger ….. with a stretcher.

Apparently Heath Ledger recently got in an argument with the wardrobe consultant on the set of his new movie. He was really upset that the body bag was only available in green.

Rumor has it that Heath Ledger will be appearing on Inside the Actors Studio next week via Ouija Board.

E is reporting that production has began on “The Patriot 2.” Heath Ledger will once again play the role of the dead son.

PRESS RELEASE….. Coming Soon to a theatre near you…. Batman; The Dark Knight Starring Heath Ledger as The Choker.

Why did Heath Ledger take so many pills? Because he wanted to be "Down Under”.

Producers always thought the new batman movie, Dark Knight was set to make a killing.

What does Jack Nicholson’s potryal of the Joker have that Heath Ledger’s doesn’t. A chance for a sequel.

Heath Ledger was supposedly about to audition for a role on the OC, however he obvisouly preferred the OD

Who wants to “Wake Up in a City that Never Sleeps? Frank Sinatra did. Heath ledger apparently not so much.

For sale: One spare ticket to the Batman premiere.

Heath Ledger Special Boxed Edition Available!!!!!!

you are sick uhuh

In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Actually, there WERE no good dead Steve Irwin or dead Heath Ledger jokes. Why? Because all of the smart people were smart enough to understand how inappropriate they are.

Nobody is excluded from jokes.

As huge a fan as I was of Jackson, he is no exception. I just don't participate in the jokes. Because it's above me.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

He died at 50, technically the child abuse wouldn't have occured when he was 50. So...the joke kinda falls at the first hurdle.

-AC

I didnt make them up ❌

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Nobody is excluded from jokes.

As huge a fan as I was of Jackson, he is no exception. I just don't participate in the jokes. Because it's above me.

He died at 50, technically the child abuse wouldn't have occured when he was 50. So...the joke kinda falls at the first hurdle.

-AC

Shut your face! uhuh

Also, he didn't die the day he turned 50 did he.. awehawe

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Shut your face! uhuh

Also, he didn't die the day he turned 50 did he.. awehawe

No, I'm just pissing on your bonfire.

It's what I do, I bust balls.

Hey, I'm Alpha Centauri.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
No, I'm just pissing on your bonfire.

It's what I do, I bust balls.

Hey, I'm Alpha Centauri.

-AC

I know and I luf ya for it awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I know and I luf ya for it awesome

Yeah, but you've had the influence of someone else. Oh yes, I know.

I know. I know all.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yeah, but you've had the influence of someone else. Oh yes, I know.

I know. I know all.

-AC

Actually I luf'd you before that aweroll

I hate myself for finding some of these funny 😐

I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Nobody is excluded from jokes.

As huge a fan as I was of Jackson, he is no exception. I just don't participate in the jokes. Because it's above me.

He died at 50, technically the child abuse wouldn't have occured when he was 50. So...the joke kinda falls at the first hurdle.

-AC

How do you know he didn't molest people when he was 50?

Okay, I get that you don't believe he molested at all, but if he molested, and got away with it, it's possible he didn't stop.

Originally posted by lord xyz
How do you know he didn't molest people when he was 50?

Okay, I get that you don't believe he molested at all, but if he molested, and got away with it, it's possible he didn't stop.


At least until he got enough.

Sure, Piggle.

Sure.

Originally posted by lord xyz
How do you know he didn't molest people when he was 50?

Okay, I get that you don't believe he molested at all, but if he molested, and got away with it, it's possible he didn't stop.

Because I'd wager he wouldn't wanna risk it again.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Sure, Piggle.

Sure.

-AC

IT'S THE TRUTH I TELLS YA! ha-son

You know, its funny. MJ dies and the world mourns, its all over the news. One of us dies? Nothing. Nothing at all. Not even a comment in the lifestyle section. What a ****ed up world.