Originally posted by Slay
There were Heath Ledger jokes?
Heath Ledger Jokes:
He was apparently scheduled to have a massage in his apartment this afternoon. Guess he didn’t get the happy ending.
whats black and white and hungry? heath ledgers cat
Words last overheard in Heath Ledgers apartment?“let’s massage some life into those stiff legs”
Debit one from the Heath ledger.
Accountants around the world today are in a state of panic. It appears that they lost a Ledger.
Today, critics allegations were confirmed, Heath Ledger is a stiff actor.
They say he is a good actor but Heath Ledger’s last performance was a little hard to swallow.
He thought about jumping off the building but realised no-one was interested in seeing Brokeback again.
The ledger reads:
Batman 1
Joker 0
How can Batman defeat the Joker? With a handful of sleeping pills.
Word is he was depressed. I guess he took “10 things I hate about you” a little too seriously…..
What do Jake Gylennhal’s cherry and a bottle of Paxil have in common? They both got popped by Heath Ledger.
heath ledger starred in ” 10 pills i took without you"
Heath was murderred! Somebody wanted to square the Ledger!
Heath Ledger has apparently died of an overdose. Rumour has it, He got addicted to ‘crack’ after shooting Brokeback Mountain!
His latest role was “I’m Not There”. Guess that applies to all his future film releases too….
Batman: win by default.
Ladies everywhere have finally found out how to pick up heath ledger ….. with a stretcher.
Apparently Heath Ledger recently got in an argument with the wardrobe consultant on the set of his new movie. He was really upset that the body bag was only available in green.
Rumor has it that Heath Ledger will be appearing on Inside the Actors Studio next week via Ouija Board.
E is reporting that production has began on “The Patriot 2.” Heath Ledger will once again play the role of the dead son.
PRESS RELEASE….. Coming Soon to a theatre near you…. Batman; The Dark Knight Starring Heath Ledger as The Choker.
Why did Heath Ledger take so many pills? Because he wanted to be "Down Under”.
Producers always thought the new batman movie, Dark Knight was set to make a killing.
What does Jack Nicholson’s potryal of the Joker have that Heath Ledger’s doesn’t. A chance for a sequel.
Heath Ledger was supposedly about to audition for a role on the OC, however he obvisouly preferred the OD
Who wants to “Wake Up in a City that Never Sleeps? Frank Sinatra did. Heath ledger apparently not so much.
For sale: One spare ticket to the Batman premiere.
Heath Ledger Special Boxed Edition Available!!!!!!