Dead Michael Jackson jokes!

Originally posted by dadudemon
Awwwww...Poor little guy, lashing out because his feelings are still hurt.

It's okay. Here's a popsicle, young man. That'll cheer you right up!

My feelings aren't hurt at all. Believe it or not, I genuinely think you're a moron, and other comment you've got coming will be used as further evidence.

You're the dumbest guy here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bewbz.

****ing RJ/DDD crew going around messing with any thread not stupid enough for them again huh?

MJ died from eating 12 year nuts.

His heart couldn't beat it

Q: What does Michael Jackson and a X-Box have in common? A: They are both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
****ing RJ/DDD crew going around messing with any thread not stupid enough for them again huh?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
😄

😆 😄 😉 🙄 🤣 🙄 🙄

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and plastic?
Nothing.

this is a perfect example of classnessness. 😬

I made a joke or two, I feel sorta bad about it now. Oh well.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
this is a perfect example of classnessness. 😬

Farrah Fawcett dies and gets to heaven.

God decides since she lived by His standards she will be granted one wish.

She asked for all the children in the world to be safe from harm.

God killed Michael Jackson.

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooor MJ. Poor little MJ.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Day 96 and Jade Goody gets a new housemate...

At least a celebrity worth a damn is getting some attention and not that useless sack of crap.

Originally posted by FeelGood
At least a celebrity worth a damn is getting some attention and not that useless sack of crap.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
this is a perfect example of classnessness. 😬

deal and do what occultdestroyer saidawehawe

Originally posted by lord xyz
Wow. you must have an insanely big ego to think one of your comments could hurt my feelings.

No.

Not at all.

I know you have problems following along, so I'll refresh your memory:

You made a joke, and said you made it.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Michael Jackson actually killed himself to get closer to David Cameron's son.

This one I just made up.

Then someone told you, basically, it sucked.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It shows awehuhd

Then you got your feelings hurt.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I was reluctant to actually mention it was my joke, simply for that comment.

Then I made my comment about your feelings getting hurt.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Ahhh. Poor little dude...getting his feelings hurt. 🙁

Then you responded with more butthurt.

Originally posted by lord xyz
You. Are. A. Moron.

Then I made a comment very similar to my first.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Awwwww...Poor little guy, lashing out because his feelings are still hurt.

It's okay. Here's a popsicle, young man. That'll cheer you right up!

Strange that you interpreted my posts as an attempt at "hurt[ing your] feelings." Your ability to not follow a conversation is legendary.

Originally posted by lord xyz
My feelings aren't hurt at all.

Sure.

Exhibit a:

Originally posted by lord xyz
I was reluctant to actually mention it was my joke, simply for that comment.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Believe it or not, I genuinely think you're a moron,

You cannot project yourself onto others and hope it is true. That is not how it works.

Originally posted by lord xyz
and other comment you've got coming will be used as further evidence.

Indeed. Further evidence that you call people morons when you're the one who can not even follow a conversation.

Originally posted by lord xyz
You're the dumbest guy here.

Nah. I think you've got me beaten at that, in spades.

Exhibit b:

Originally posted by lord xyz
humans have no natural defense against Swine Flu

The pure ignorance of that sentence more than obviates a contradiction in your "dumbest guy" claim.

So, again...

Originally posted by dadudemon
You cannot project yourself onto others and hope it is true. That is not how it works.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Then again...

Oh man! Such MYSTERY! I WONDER who you are referring to! The suSPENSE!

well i heard that he was going to be melted down and made into dolls so little kids can play with him for a change

also is he going to get buried, cremated or recycled? because he's made of plastic.

one more. also i heard that he was going to be melted down and made into plastic bags but then people thought again because it would be dangerous for the kids