Dead Michael Jackson jokes!

Started by lord xyz6 pages

Day 96 and Jade Goody gets a new housemate...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You know, its funny. MJ dies and the world mourns, its all over the news. One of us dies? Nothing. Nothing at all. Not even a comment in the lifestyle section. What a ****ed up world.

It's because nobody knows or gives a shit about who the **** Rogue Jedi is.

We've already established RJ isn't as cool, interesting or remarkable as MJ.

Please go back to the jokes.

haermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
Day 96 and Jade Goody gets a new housemate...

haermm

Michael Jackson actually killed himself to get closer to David Cameron's son.

This one I just made up.

Following the death of Micheal Jackson all dates have been cancelled including Joe (aged 6) and Liam (aged 4)

Micheal Jackson has asked for his ashes to be put into an etcha sketch so kids can still play with him

Whats the difference between Alex Fergusion and Micheal Jackson?
Fergusion will still be playing giggs in august.

Reports of Micheal Jackson having a heart attack are false! He was found in the kids ward having a stroke...

Originally posted by Quincy
It's because nobody knows or gives a shit about who the **** Rogue Jedi is.
Dude, get off my dick.

Originally posted by Baylin
Micheal Jackson has asked for his ashes to be put into an etcha sketch so kids can still play with him

Chris Tidus did that joke only with his father being put in the etch a sketch haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude, get off my dick.

It's true.

You could say the same about me or anybody. It's precisely why this death is getting publicity and ours won't.

-AC

the most well ever get is a five second rememberance than a party

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It's true.

You could say the same about me or anybody. It's precisely why this death is getting publicity and ours won't.

-AC

I was kinda kidding around.

And I admitted a few posts ago that it was put into perspective for me.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Michael Jackson actually killed himself to get closer to David Cameron's son.

This one I just made up.

It shows awehuhd

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It shows awehuhd
I was reluctant to actually mention it was my joke, simply for that comment.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude, get off my dick.
That's an actual quote from Tom and Jerry the movie.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I was reluctant to actually mention it was my joke, simply for that comment.

Ahhh. Poor little dude...getting his feelings hurt. 🙁

Originally posted by dadudemon
Ahhh. Poor little dude...getting his feelings hurt. 🙁
You. Are. A. Moron.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Actually, there WERE no good dead Steve Irwin or dead Heath Ledger jokes. Why? Because all of the smart people were smart enough to understand how inappropriate they are.
Oh, there were good Steve Irwin and Pope jokes, I haven't heard any Heath Ledger ones, probably cause the first two were ridiculous personalities in their life time....so....I guess MJ jokes make sense.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh, there were good Steve Irwin and Pope jokes, I haven't heard any Heath Ledger ones, probably cause the first two were ridiculous personalities in their life time....so....I guess MJ jokes make sense.
RJ posted a whole bunch of Heath Ledger jokes.

He missed "What's that joker you'll be back? Somehow, I don't think so."

Originally posted by lord xyz
RJ posted a whole bunch of Heath Ledger jokes.

He missed "What's that joker you'll be back? Somehow, I don't think so."

Essential word was, indeed, "good".

Originally posted by lord xyz
You. Are. A. Moron.

Awwwww...Poor little guy, lashing out because his feelings are still hurt.

It's okay. Here's a popsicle, young man. That'll cheer you right up!

Originally posted by dadudemon
Awwwww...Poor little guy, lashing out because his feelings are still hurt.

It's okay. Here's a popsicle, young man. That'll cheer you right up!

Bewbz.