Dead Michael Jackson jokes!

Originally posted by dadudemon
No.

Not at all.

I know you have problems following along, so I'll refresh your memory:

You made a joke, and said you made it.

Then someone told you, basically, it sucked.

Then you got your feelings hurt.

Then I made my comment about your feelings getting hurt.

Then you responded with more butthurt.

Then I made a comment very similar to my first.

Strange that you interpreted my posts as an attempt at "hurt[ing your] feelings." Your ability to not follow a conversation is legendary.

Sure.

Exhibit a:

You cannot project yourself onto others and hope it is true. That is not how it works.

Indeed. Further evidence that you call people morons when you're the one who can not even follow a conversation.

Nah. I think you've got me beaten at that, in spades.

Exhibit b:

The pure ignorance of that sentence more than obviates a contradiction in your "dumbest guy" claim.

So, again...

Oh man! Such MYSTERY! I WONDER who you are referring to! The suSPENSE!

Originally posted by Ax3l
What a waste of time it was for you to put that post together.

You are, as always, correct. He most likely won't understand most of what I did in that post.

🙁

I don't like to make jokes about MJ now, but I heard this one

Farah told god that she wanted peace for her kids forever, so god killed Michael Jackson.

That was unfunny.

Not because I have some weird desire to express faux-sadness over MJ's death like it personally affects me in some shape way or form, as I still have his albums in my music collection and can enjoy them whenever I wish, but it was just an unfunny joke.

I heard it from someone dipshit, didn't say it was funny.

Originally posted by Ultimate Wil
I heard it from someone dipshit, didn't say it was funny.

I think he's joking around...because....that's about the 5th time that joke has appeared in this thread.

He makes a good point. MJ has had no personal connection to most of the people mourning over his death.

And it's not like he even makes good music anymore.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dead.

Dead who.

Dead Michael Jackson.
Did he died?

I don't know if this one's been said yet but....

A mom's spending a day at the beach. What does she say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my son!

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MICHAEL JACKSON AND A GROCERY BAG? One's white, made of plastic, and dangerous to children, and the other is a grocery bag. LOLOLOLOL WINGET

My daddy rapes me. That's why I love Mr. Jackson.
He has a lot in common with daddy.

YouTube video

Michael Jackson called Boyz-2-Men because he thought they were an escort service.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
And it's not like he even makes good music anymore.

His last album was Invincible, which was good.

-AC

Incvincible was his last album? Weird, I thought I remembered him releasing something last year or so, my bad.

Originally posted by Robtard
That was unfunny.

Not because I have some weird desire to express faux-sadness over MJ's death like it personally affects me in some shape way or form, as I still have his albums in my music collection and can enjoy them whenever I wish, but it was just an unfunny joke.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I think he's joking around...because....that's about the 5th time that joke has appeared in this thread.

Originally posted by lord xyz
He makes a good point. MJ has had no personal connection to most of the people mourning over his death.

Why did Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds?

Spoiler:
Because there's twenty of them.

Originally posted by Slay
At least until he got enough.

See, that was pretty funny. Quick-witted too. But the jokes are inappropriate.