Dead Michael Jackson jokes!

Started by Slay6 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You know, its funny. MJ dies and the world mourns, its all over the news. One of us dies? Nothing. Nothing at all. Not even a comment in the lifestyle section. What a ****ed up world.

Well yeah, but then MJ was an icon who touched (no pun) the lives of millions. A lot of people, as you probably have seen on TV take his death as if someone close to them has died. Which warrants at least some media attention to his death.

Any of us are 'just' 'normal' people. I don't think or would expect that anyone in the UK would care about my death. Or any random person who lives in my city that I simply don't know for that matter, which is why my death won't get any media attention, except for maybe an obituary in the local newspaper.

It's not that difficult to fathom...

Originally posted by Slay
Well yeah, but then MJ was an icon who touched (no pun) the lives of millions. A lot of people, as you probably have seen on TV take his death as if someone close to them has died. Which warrants at least some media attention to his death.

Any of us are 'just' 'normal' people. I don't think or would expect that anyone in the UK would care about my death. Or any random person who lives in my city that I simply don't know for that matter, which is why my death won't get any media attention, except for maybe an obituary in the local newspaper.

It's not that difficult to fathom...

Speak for yourself!

I'm not 'just' 'normal' mhm

I'm special ermhappy

smiley_abzw

Originally posted by Slay
Well yeah, but then MJ was an icon who touched (no pun) the lives of millions. A lot of people, as you probably have seen on TV take his death as if someone close to them has died. Which warrants at least some media attention to his death.

Any of us are 'just' 'normal' people. I don't think or would expect that anyone in the UK would care about my death. Or any random person who lives in my city that I simply don't know for that matter, which is why my death won't get any media attention, except for maybe an obituary in the local newspaper.

It's not that difficult to fathom...

Yeah I know, but why is his death "more important?" So he was the king of pop, big deal. Doesn't make his life more important than mine, or yours, or Bardocks, etc;

I get what you said and I agree with you 110%, but still, you know?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You know, its funny. MJ dies and the world mourns, its all over the news. One of us dies? Nothing. Nothing at all. Not even a comment in the lifestyle section. What a ****ed up world.

People should only mourn those who they care about or those who have affected them personally (Which, in my opinion, is the only reason you should care).

So, to answer this quote, and the one above; because millions and millions and millions, arguably billions of people, cared about Michael Jackson. Because he gave them something that enhanced their lives and made it more enjoyable. He sold a quarter of a billion albums and those albums seemingly have joy and happiness to all those who bought them.

Have any of us? No.

If you don't care, then I defend that. The reason this wouldn't happen for us is because we've not done anything to earn it.

The people who care for us would mourn us, and that's all we could and SHOULD ask for. Just like the people who care for Michael Jackson are mourning him. Well, there are bandwagoners, but there always are.

If it was a reality star, who had zero talent, I'd agree. It wasn't though. Stop trying to be cooly rebellious.

-AC

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah I know, but why is his death "more important?" So he was the king of pop, big deal. Doesn't make his life more important than mine, or yours, or Bardocks, etc;

I get what you said and I agree with you 110%, but still, you know?


His death, is ''more important'' than ours, because he meant more (to a lot of people) than we do, as I said.

Originally posted by Slay
His death, is ''more important'' than ours, because he meant more (to a lot of people) than we do, as I said.

RJ knows that, which is why I don't get any continuing questioning of the subject.

Even he doesn't, hence why he ended with "But still, ya know?".

No, we don't. Explain, RJ.

What additional issues do you have?

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
People should only mourn those who they care about or those who have affected them personally (Which, in my opinion, is the only reason you should care).

So, to answer this quote, and the one above; because millions and millions and millions, arguably billions of people, cared about Michael Jackson. Because he gave them something that enhanced their lives and made it more enjoyable. He sold a quarter of a billion albums and those albums seemingly have joy and happiness to all those who bought them.

Have any of us? No.

If you don't care, then I defend that. The reason this wouldn't happen for us is because we've not done anything to earn it.

The people who care for us would mourn us, and that's all we could and SHOULD ask for. Just like the people who care for Michael Jackson are mourning him. Well, there are bandwagoners, but there always are.

If it was a reality star, who had zero talent, I'd agree. It wasn't though. Stop trying to be cooly rebellious.

-AC

Rebellious? Oooooooooook.....Just saying what's on my mind, is that a bad thing?

Your post and Slay's did put it in perspective for me though.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You know, its funny. MJ dies and the world mourns, its all over the news. One of us dies? Nothing. Nothing at all. Not even a comment in the lifestyle section. What a ****ed up world.

The amount of people shouldn't matter to you. It's your own feelings and impact from that person that count.

This thread has really derailed from it's original intent.. awehuhs

Why can't gerbils drive?
Hell, they can't even get out of Gere.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

Out of a catalog.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
This thread has really derailed from it's original intent.. awehuhs

And it didn't take long 😄

Originally posted by Impediment
How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

Out of a catalog.

That was a good one.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
This thread has really derailed from it's original intent.. awehuhs

GOOD!

More entertaining when drama ensues.

Originally posted by Röland
GOOD!

More entertaining when drama ensues.

SHUT YOUR FACE!

slap

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
This thread has really derailed from it's original intent.. awehuhs

it was just a matter of time.

Originally posted by lord xyz
That was a good one.

it was kind of funny.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

How can Batman defeat the Joker? With a handful of sleeping pills.

crylaugh

Originally posted by Impediment
How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

Out of a catalog.

hanuts

News Flash:

Casper molested by The King of Pop.

Oh wait, I got a good one!

"Did Michael Jackson died?"