Ozymandias vs. Spiderman.

Started by dadudemon17 pages

Ozymandias vs. Spiderman.

The fight takes place inside of a large, packed, warehouse. There is more than enough room for Spiderman to crawl around up top or even websling launch to the other side, and there is more than enough room in the aisles, between pallets for Ozy to navagate.

Who wins, and why?

Re: Ozymandias vs. Spiderman.

Spider-man; here's why:

A lot stronger

More durable

Spider-sense

Webbing

Greater agility

Arguably more speed

With no prep, Parker wipes the floor with Veidt.

Re: Re: Ozymandias vs. Spiderman.

Originally posted by Robtard
Spider-man; here's why:

A lot stronger

More durable

Spider-sense

Webbing

Greater agility

Arguably more speed

Mainly the first two.

Spiderweb flavoured annhilation awaits Ozymandias early on.

And the part he looks forward to, in all likelyhood: The spideyfist

Spidey Penis in Ozy's watchhole.

I see more durability and strength for spiderman. Fighting speed easily goes to Ozy, though.

Intelligence easily goes to Veidt.

Depends on what Veidt brings to the match, as far as weapons goes. What did he use in the movie, other than his bullet proof hands, lol.

Including PIS, Spiderman can't punch hard enough to knock someone out. hahaha

Veidt can, though.

He lost to the Comedian, but later wipes the floor with the Comedian. The Comedian could punch through walls....and get his head busted through thick marble counters, by Ozy.

Ozy certainly has much more strength than a normal human. His reaction time is so fast that an unskilled eye would mistake it for precognition on terms with Jedi ability.

To me, the only thing Ozy needs to win is some sore of weapon. But, I refuse to give Ozy any weapons he didn't use in the film.

So, unless Ozy has a weapon such as a sword or gun, Spiderman wins. If Ozy gets even something such as as sword, he wins no problem. He just doesn't have the ability to break through Spiderman's tough skin....skin that should be tougher than the Comedians absurdly tough skin.

So, Ozy with sword or better. Spiderman if Ozy is unarmed.

Someone clarify if Ozy had any weapons in the film. I've only seen the movie once...when it first came out.

Ummmmmm yeah Spidey "not being able to knock someone out" is the most accomplished absurdist statement Ive read on here this week.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ummmmmm yeah Spidey "not being able to knock someone out" is the most accomplished absurdist statement Ive read on here this week.

But, it's true. 🙂

He had a hard time knocking anyone out...cept that wrestler, if I'm not mistaken...even then, he had a hard time...was at least scared fer a bit.

Probably holding back.

A skilled 9 stone guy can knock you out.

A spideydude would remove your head. It could be that he was holding back a bit (killing wasnt a big thing of his) which makes infinitely more sense than "Spiderman couldnt knock someone out if he tried...."

Spidey speed + lots of webbing + a few good punches to the face = Ozy getting buttraped.

Like Ozymandias was on an episode of....."Oz".... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Probably holding back.

Maybe, but there's little evidence of that. In fact, we have evidence to the contrary. Spiderman would be fighting his hardest against someone trying to kill his Aunt May, right? So why do his punches seem...human against a human opponent, Otto.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
A skilled 9 stone guy can knock you out.

A 4 stone dwarf could knock me out...given the right circumstances.

Also, keep your lame British stones away from me. 😠

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
A spideydude would remove your head.

Only movie feats are allowed. He never did it. Ozy dodged bullets at mere feet, knocked heads through thick solid slabs of marble. Compare and contrast those feets. I think PP has some feats that can match that, with ease.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It could be that he was holding back a bit (killing wasnt a big thing of his) which makes infinitely more sense than "Spiderman couldnt knock someone out if he tried...."

Since it is never mentioned in the film, we can only go by movie feats.

Stick to the movies, not to reality. 😐

Yes, I am dead serious. 😐

You can't try to be realistic. Spiderman would have almost have punched a hole through Flash's chest in Spiderman 1, but he didn't. 🙂

His powers were in flux then, against Flash..

I'm gonna guess Spidey, if he hit Ozy with all his strength, holding nothing back, would turn Ozy's head into a chicken pot pie.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
His powers were in flux then, against Flash..

Compare the durability of Spiderman to The Comedian.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Compare the durability of Spiderman to The Comedian.

Spidey is way more durable than Comedian.

Spidey wins.

Did Ozy show any strength feats that would enable him to break free of webbing?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Did Ozy show any strength feats that would enable him to break free of webbing?

He did break a solid slab of marble with the Comedian's head.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Spidey is way more durable than Comedian.

Spidey wins.

You need to do a better job than that. Give reasons for each side.