Mickey the Pikey versus John McClane...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, that's the only way Mac beats the Pikey 😄 with a GUN.

It's funny, all you have to offer is:

ZOMG McClane has four movies!!! McClane has a time tested chin!!! McClane and his luck!!!!!! McClane gets tougher with age!!!!! And yada yada yada, blah blah blah. All opinions and speculation, and all bullshit. You haven't posted one shred of evidence that McClane beats Mickey. .......All you have done is swing from McClanes nuts and post what you WISH would happen in this fight. Wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which gets full first haermm

McClane beats Mickey...... haermm I chuckle every time I even think it.

Nope. That was an instance of Hans doing the gunpwning, Not McClane.

Yes both myself and Robtard have repeatedly reposted evidence that it is highly likely that if anyone has the tools to beat the nomad, then McClane has.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yes, he kicks major ass, but read this, this post is win:

Hand to hand. Nothing to use in the steel cage. No zippos, no trucks, no cars, no guns, no hoist chains, nothing.

Also, McClane fight for a few minutes, then rests for an hour, fights again for a few minutes, rests for a few hours, drives a car, shoots a machine gun, fights again, talks to Zeus, smokes a cigarette, fights again......Put him in a steel cage against Mickey, with no breaks, no resting, and he is wheezing and choking five minutes in. IF Mickey chooses to let him last that long.

FACT. YES HE HAS. WATCH DIE HARD 4. /end fact.

Originally posted by Robtard
Kaibs is a guy that gets it. Just takes a little objectivity and a fair assessment of the movies.

Originally posted by Nephthys

Fact- McClane has never won a fight without utilizing his environment or some kind of weapon. As in, he's never won a fist-fight, ever.

Fact- Mickey has. Spectacularly.

Whoomp there it is.

Dont be silly. Already refuted/addressed.

He uses the bars to smash Mickeys face/head with.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Want some objectivity?

Whoomp there it is.

Read the post above you and there's your whoomp there it is.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Want some objectivity?

Whoomp there it is.

1) See Kaibs response above

2) You said McClane can do whatever he wants, this is the reason why I told you (on pg 2) it ends with McClane making the Pikey's ears bleed-out against the steel cage 'environment'.

Check and mate, again, sir.

Originally posted by Kaibs
FACT. YES HE HAS. WATCH DIE HARD 4. /end fact.

Ninja Chick. He sparked her out.

Originally posted by Robtard
1) See Kaibs response above

2) You said McClane can do whatever he wants, this is the reason why I told you (on pg 2) it ends with McClane making the Pikey's ears bleed-out against the steel cage 'environment'.

Check and mate, again, sir.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ninja Chick. He sparked her out.

Oh let me guess......He showed "mercy." crylaugh

Mickey is not used to the pressure that MicClane will exert, and once he close range real quick, ducking Mickeys big hook, he'll maul Mickey like.... something very ferocious battering and mauling a small, wirey fluffy thing.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm sorry, didn't she get right up and kick his ass out the window? No SUV for Mac to use here. Nothing other than his hands.

Oh let me guess......He showed "mercy." crylaugh

And you laugh at that fact becauuuuuuse...?

At that point that your favorite nippleboy will be having his neck broken.
No mercy for the dog supplier.

Dude boxers. ALL boxers suffer wear and tear. Over their career. he is no different. Next thing u will say he can fictinally beat ali in his prime. Boxing is so much different than fighting regularally its uncanny. Prime example: Watch fearless as a prime example of how boxing is easily trumped.

Especially bare knuckle boxers. ✅

Oddly though, McClane seems largely immune to this.

Another thing: RJ.

You overlook the death of Karl's brother in DH1 in your assertion that McClane never killed anyone h2h

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And for the millionth time, he will never get that close, Mickey is a trained boxer, a ****ing eh good one at that, the beating he took against George beats anything McClane can throw at him.

Nonsense, you're assuming that Mickey is some sort of super-pugilist, where he never gets hit unless he wants to be, dude, Ali got hit and his footwork is legendary.

Again, if this was just a boxing match, sure, McClane is out-skilled, though his insane durability might pull him through. But this isn't just boxing; what's the 150 pound Pikey going to do when McClane feints, low-level charges him and tackles his ass. He's going to be taken down and then McPummeled to death.

Mickey by all accounts is just a boxer, a good one at that. McClane is a dirty scrapper. Your fault for throwing then in a steel cage and letting McClane be able to do what he does best, **** shit up. YOUR FAULT.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Mickey is not used to the pressure that MicClane will exert, and once he close range real quick, ducking Mickeys big hook, he'll maul Mickey like.... something very ferocious battering and mauling a small, wirey fluffy thing.

Crock..............of...................shit.

If anything, it's the other way around.

Mickeys big hook? You mean the one he KO'd George with?

YouTube video

Dude, he threw that punch in the blink of an eye. One second his hand was at his side, the next, George was KO'd. Dude ended up in a halo, man haermm Mickey broke his neck AND his jaw with one ****ing punch that George never even saw, a punch that McClane would never even see.

Originally posted by Robtard
Nonsense, you're assuming that Mickey is some sort of super-pugilist, where he never gets hit unless he wants to be, dude, Ali got hit and his footwork is legendary.

Again, if this was just a boxing match, sure, McClane is out-skilled, though his insane durability might pull him through. But this isn't just boxing; what's the 160 pound Pikey going to do when McClane feints, low-level charges him and tackles his ass. He's going to be taken down and then McPummeled to death.

Mickey by all accounts is just a boxer, a good one at that. McClane is a dirty scrapper. Your fault for throwing then in a steel cage and letting McClane be able to do what he does best, **** shit up.

Allllllllllll true.

So true.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Especially bare knuckle boxers. ✅

Oddly though, McClane seems largely immune to this.

Another thing: RJ.

You overlook the death of Karl's brother in DH1 in your assertion that McClane never killed anyone h2h

Try again.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Crock..............of...................shit.

If anything, it's the other way around.

Mickeys big hook? You mean the one he KO'd George with?

Dude, he threw that punch in the blink of an eye. One second his hand was at his side, the next, George was KO'd. Dude ended up in a halo, man haermm Mickey broke his neck AND his jaw with one ****ing punch that George never even saw, a punch that McClane would never even see.

When the flabby George has survived the improbabilities that McClane has in DH 1-4, then get back to us as that being an equal comparison.

Until then, Pikey likely break his hand against McClane's more durable than normal skull.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Crock..............of...................shit.

If anything, it's the other way around.

Mickeys big hook? You mean the one he KO'd George with?

YouTube video

Dude, he threw that punch in the blink of an eye. One second his hand was at his side, the next, George was KO'd. Dude ended up in a halo, man haermm Mickey broke his neck AND his jaw with one ****ing punch that George never even saw, a punch that McClane would never even see.

Yes. THAT shot.

He threw that short hook after stepping inside, man.
Thats all. Nothing freaky about it.

Every shot begins at the foot level, in boxing. Basic stuff really.
McClane'll know this, and will duck the second he sees that shift.
Or if he has to take it, he'll soak it up with his McClane endurance.

The beauty of Mickey throwing that shot, from McClane's perspective, is that when it fails, the punch thrower is exposed for a tick after committing and missing.

ALSO if he walks onto a big cross or hook from McClane on the way in, its serious assed damage for Mickey. 🙂