Batman vs. John McClane

Started by dadudemon55 pages

I agree with Scarlet Fox.

Batman is lucky, not as lucky as McLame, but lucky. Batman is also far more skilled and awesome.

Case in point: Batman will punch you dead. McClane has to use an SUV to equal one Batman punch. FACT!

Originally posted by Kaibs
WHy would he be trying to get in a fight? He has valid points, that justify his answer. He's also semi kidding around with imp as well.

Are you done bouncing up and down on Robtard's calk?

Originally posted by gobstakid777
no

Then you're just ranting. Decease immediately.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're a lucky bastard. I hope you make it a top-shelf Tequila like Patron.

Adamantium hardness even.

HA! All that B!tch needs is some cheap ass brand like Sauza and she's ready to open up her Sarlacc Pit to me. 😐

....... Okay. Stop. Explain this...

Either we are talking about John McClane as a Person, Or John McClane in Die Hard 1.

If its as a person then he wouldnt have a dirty tank top, or bloody feet..

If we are talking about Die Hard 1 then he DIDNT bet Hamster-Guy, He is even MORE so a Normal guy who has some bad luck by just happen to be in a terrorist situation.... if so he has even LESS training or Experience then I was giving him. So now Batman wins even more so.

which is it?

Originally posted by dadudemon
I agree with Scarlet Fox.

Batman is lucky, not as lucky as McLame, but lucky. Batman is also far more skilled and awesome.

Case in point: Batman will punch you dead. McClane has to use an SUV to equal one Batman punch. FACT!

Batman indeed is more skilled, but a machine will make things 'deader' faster and easier than a batarang or H2H.

LoL, no. Give McClane an SUV, Batman hasn't a chance.

Originally posted by dadudemon

Are you done bouncing up and down on Robtard's calk?

He wasn't doing that. No need to be the @sshole.

Originally posted by Impediment
HA! All that B!tch needs is some cheap ass brand like Sauza and she's ready to open up her Sarlaac Pit to me. 😐

The Sarlacc visual both repulses and excites me. I'm torn.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
....... Okay. Stop. Explain this...

Either we are talking about John McClane as a Person, Or John McClane in Die Hard 1.

If its as a person then he wouldnt have a dirty tank top, or bloody feet..

If we are talking about Die Hard 1 then he DIDNT bet Hamster-Guy, He is even MORE so a Normal guy who has some bad luck by just happen to be in a terrorist situation.... if so he has even LESS training or Experience then I was giving him. So now Batman wins even more so.

which is it?

We are discussing John in DH1, as he is in the Nakatomi Plaza. I prefer to blend movie setting with movie era.

Not that I can see any discernible difference, if you ask me.

Okay. John McClane from DH1.

So you cant use the "He Beat "Hamspter guy"" thing

Nor the "Beat him with a car"

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Okay. John McClane from DH1.

So you cant use the "He Beat "Hamspter guy"" thing

Nor the "Beat him with a car"

Fair enough; if we have to gimp McClane so Batman has a better chance or can win for certain, then sure. But it's very telling.

"Hamster guy"? Is this from DH4? If so, I have never seen it. Rob has suggested that I do so, but I have yet to.

I might watch it this weekend as a matter of fact.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I agree with Scarlet Fox.

Batman is lucky, not as lucky as McLame, but lucky. Batman is also far more skilled and awesome.

Case in point: Batman will punch you dead. McClane has to use an SUV to equal one Batman punch. FACT!

Are you done bouncing up and down on Robtard's calk?

Not at all Just because I defended his McClane post means nothign of the sort unlike you it seems you're pole jockin Scarlet quite a bit.

Originally posted by Impediment
"Hamster guy"? Is this from DH4? If so, I have never seen it. Rob has suggested that I do so, but I have yet to.

I might watch it this weekend as a matter of fact.

Hamster-Boy, he's a highly trained merc and he's parkour crazy. Running, jumping and flipping about only like a silly Frenchman could do.

Do so it you get the chance, 2nd best DH of the series.

Originally posted by Robtard
Fair enough; if we have to gimp McClane so Batman has a better chance or can win for certain, then sure. But it's very telling.

How is this gimping? McClane is badass, no matter what movie it is.

I mean, he takes out a whole building of terrorists in a close confined area.

DH2, he is all over an airfield and a damn farm.

DH3? Sheeit. He's all over NYC.

Im not trying to Gimp John McClane.... We Took DH1 McClane and Batman Begins Batman and put them against each other.

So you can not use the experiences from DH 2-4 for McClane. Its simple as that.

its DDM. hes kind of a troll so dont pay a whole lot of attention to him. 😐

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Im not trying to Gimp John McClane.... We Took DH1 McClane and Batman Begins Batman and put them against each other.

So you can not use the experiences from DH 2-4 for McClane. Its simple as that.

I recall mother****ers bringing up both feats and gear from Dark Knight as proof of why Batman would win. So this issue isn't one-sided.

Batman has far less gear and far less feats if only BR counts. It actually bodes worse for him considering he's facing a cat with a machine-gun, who has great aim.

Originally posted by Impediment
How is this gimping? McClane is badass, no matter what movie it is.

I mean, he takes out a whole building of terrorists in a close confined area.

DH2, he is all over an airfield and a damn farm.

DH3? Sheeit. He's all over NYC.

Agreed, but his ultimate bad-assery is in DH4. He's like a fine wine, age makes him better.

Originally posted by Robtard
Then you're just ranting. Decease immediately.

i change my answer to yes.that is a question.u want beef

When the hell did it become restricted to only DH1 McClane? Imp definitely didnt say any shit like taht unless he changed it. And if he did that's nonsense. And why is it peole seem to forget batmans mask isnt bullet proof last time I checked anyway (if it is then okay) he could just shoot him in the ****ing face a few times. Im sure Bale will get up like nothign happened then.

I never did bring that stuff up.

But Bale Batman has had far better training then McClane ever had. and he is smart. I said if Batman went in willingly he would go in with the bullet proof suit.... yes they had one. The original suit in Batman begins that was made for him was bullet proof, but not as flexible as Dark Knight Suit.