Batman vs. John McClane

Started by Impediment55 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
I recall mother****ers bringing up both feats and gear from Dark Knight as proof of why Batman would win. So this issue isn't one-sided.

Batman has far less gear and far less feats if only BR counts. It actually bodes worse for him considering he's facing a cat with a machine-gun, who has great aim.

Since I am the thread author, I admit that I forgot to say which Bale Bat we are dealing with.

Batman Begins is the version of Bale Bat we are dealing with against DH1 McClane.

Originally posted by gobstakid777
i change my answer to yes.that is a question.

u want beef

Then my answer to your question is "no", I'm not picking a fight; it's also blatantly obvious.

Are you implying I'm some type of homosexual?

Originally posted by Kaibs
When the hell did it become restricted to only DH1 McClane? Imp definitely didnt say any shit like taht unless he changed it. And if he did that's nonsense. And why is it peole seem to forget batmans mask isnt bullet proof last time I checked anyway (if it is then okay) he could just shoot him in the ****ing face a few times. Im sure Bale will get up like nothign happened then.

He said it was in the Nakatomi building during the Terrorist incident. That was the First Die Hard.

Originally posted by Kaibs
When the hell did it become restricted to only DH1 McClane? Imp definitely didnt say any shit like taht unless he changed it. And if he did that's nonsense. And why is it peole seem to forget batmans mask isnt bullet proof last time I checked anyway (if it is then okay) he could just shoot him in the ****ing face a few times. Im sure Bale will get up like nothign happened then.

I did not specify which McClane we are debating here, as there are 4 versions. I also clarified which Bat we are dealing with.

Originally posted by Impediment
There, Rob. I did it. Eat my ass.

Batman (Bale) infiltrates the Nakatomi Plaza trying to save everyone from Gruber's gang. John sees Batman and doesn't know what the f*ck to think. Batman sees John and thinks he is one of the terrorists. John advances on Bats armed with a Beretta 92F 9mm pistol and the HK94 he had when he was talking shit to Hans via the walkie talkie.

Batman has all of his standard equipment and armor. Duh.


Save everyone from Grubers gang? I say thats Die Hard 1

Originally posted by Robtard
Then my answer to your question is "no", I'm not picking a fight; it's also blatantly obvious.

Are you implying I'm some type of homosexual?

C'mon, Rob. You want beef? I'll throw in the broccoli. Then you have 69. (Just like the oldie racist joke.)

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
He said it was in the Nakatomi building during the Terrorist incident. That was the First Die Hard.

Im aware thats the first Die Hard however its a SCENARIO. Which means that is irrelevant. It's just a setting of a fight.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
Save everyone from Grubers gang? I say thats Die Hard 1

That's what I meant. I was just clarifying this top other posters, is all.

Originally posted by Impediment
I did not specify which McClane we are debating here, as there are 4 versions. I also clarified which Bat we are dealing with.

I think that says it all.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Im aware thats the first Die Hard however its a SCENARIO. Which means that is irrelevant. It's just a setting of a fight.

I also just read his post and if he is clearifying it to DH1 McClane still wins. And ill state why in my other post below.

Originally posted by Impediment
C'mon, Rob. You want beef? I'll throw in the broccoli. Then you have 69. (Just like the oldie racist joke.)

Beef curtains, that's a maybe. You know, that's one racist joke I don't think I know. Indulge me.

Originally posted by Kaibs
I think that says it all.

I meant that I JUST NOW specified which version we are dealing with since I forgot to do so in the OP.

LAME Imp, but that's fine. And you didnt clarify Bale it is although im assume Batman Begins yes? SOrry I just dont want to scan through 16 pages to see which it is.

Originally posted by Robtard
Beef curtains, that's a maybe. You know, that's one racist joke I don't think I know. Indulge me.

See PM.

Originally posted by Kaibs
LAME Imp, but that's fine. And you didnt clarify Bale it is although im assume Batman Begins yes? SOrry I just dont want to scan through 16 pages to see which it is.

Don't get pissy with me, dude. Shit happens. I admitted that I forgot. Deal with it, please.

No. A setting would be just saying its in the Nakatomi building...

But it was said Batman goes into the building to save the Hostages from grubers gang. Which means we are dealing with Die Hard 1.

I specified Bale in the OP.

Originally posted by Impediment
I specified Bale in the OP.

Saying it was Bale means we are talking about Batman Begins AND Dark Knight.

Originally posted by Impediment
I specified Bale in the OP.

First of all I'm not getting "pissy" i was half ass joking. Secondly you're restricting McClane to one movies worth of feats to defend against Bale's 2 movies?

So, I'm confused, who sees who first?