Batman vs. John McClane

Started by Rogue Jedi55 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
If you think Batman would cover the McDistance and end it due to new information, then post it. Nothing wrong with that.
No, quite the opposite. It's like you and sadako are a coupla evil Sith masters, I am an innocent Jedi, and you are both saying "Come on RJ, lets party!!!!"

Originally posted by gobstakid777
hurts my feelings 😠
😆 😆

You'll shut your cock-hole and like it!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, quite the opposite. It's like you and sadako are a coupla evil Sith masters, I am an innocent Jedi, and you are both saying "Come on RJ, lets party!!!!"

*in creepy Palpatine pederast-like voice*

Arise Darth Rogue, welcome to the McDark-Side.

Originally posted by Robtard
*in creepy Palpatine pederast-like voice*

Arise Darth Rogue, welcome to the McDark-Side.

Nooooooooooooot quite there yet, Riggs still pwns him IMO 😄

damn, i was tryin to find that chappelle's show episode with darth vader to post here

Originally posted by Robtard
I withdraw my previous 'batboyism' moniker I labeled you with, as you're applying movie feats.

Your cheerleader above isn't helping you though.

you know.

I know - ****ing Gobsta.

Originally posted by Quincy
you know.

I know - ****ing Gobsta.


BRING IT QUINCY!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Batman has never faced someone even CLOSE to McClanes skill, and McClane has a ****ing machine gun. McClane is not someone painted up freak with a ****ing revolver, he is someone who takes aim and always hits his target.

I know McClane is the man. The dude drops jets with trucks and murders squads of terrorists and special forces soldiers. I just don't think John would know how to react to THE BATMAN. Yeah, John never misses but neither does Batman. Batman is a trained ninja and martial artist. His weapons are designed around combating and disarming firearms. His tactics are stealth. You say McClane has never faced someone even close to McClane but when has McClane ever faced someone close to The Batmans skill? Batman is in a league of his own here. The only area that John has the edge in is firearms. It may take a single, well placed, bullet to drop the bat, but a single, well placed, batarang leaves McClane naked. Without his guns McClane has nothing that can defend against the Bat.

Whether or not John can get a head shot off in time is highly debatable. I'm not arguing that he has the skill i'm just arguing that Batman has the skill and awareness enough to disarm McClane before he even knows it.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I know McClane is the man. The dude drops jets with trucks and murders squads of terrorists and special forces soldiers. I just don't think John would know how to react to THE BATMAN. Yeah, John never misses but neither does Batman. Batman is a trained ninja and martial artist. His weapons are designed around combating and disarming firearms. His tactics are stealth. You say McClane has never faced someone even close to McClane but when has McClane ever faced someone close to The Batmans skill? Batman is in a league of his own here. The only area that John has the edge in is firearms. It may take a single, well placed, bullet to drop the bat, but a single, well placed, batarang leaves McClane naked. Without his guns McClane has nothing that can defend against the Bat.

Whether or not John can get a head shot off in time is highly debatable. I'm not arguing that he has the skill i'm just arguing that Batman has the skill and awareness enough to disarm McClane before he even knows it.

Bullet travels faster than Batman can move, simple as that.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bullet travels faster than Batman can move, simple as that.

No it's not.

Originally posted by Quincy
The batsuit made by Lucius Fox has a kevlar bi-weave armor - causing it to be able to deflect any bullets short of a straight shot point blank impact.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bullet travels faster than Batman can move, simple as that.

He can't hit what he can't see.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
He can't hit what he can't see.
But thats the thing, Mac does see him. OP states this.

K RJ just ignore what I said btw. No no it's cool. Totally an acceptable way to debate.

Originally posted by Quincy
No it's not.
Yeah, it is. Mac sees Batman, opens fire, the bullets are gonna reach Batman before he can react.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, it is. Mac sees Batman, opens fire, the bullets are gonna reach Batman before he can react.
Originally posted by Quincy
The batsuit made by Lucius Fox has a kevlar bi-weave armor - causing it to be able to deflect any bullets short of a straight shot point blank impact.
Originally posted by Quincy
The batsuit made by Lucius Fox has a kevlar bi-weave armor - causing it to be able to deflect any bullets short of a straight shot point blank impact.
Originally posted by Quincy
The batsuit made by Lucius Fox has a kevlar bi-weave armor - causing it to be able to deflect any bullets short of a straight shot point blank impact.
Originally posted by Quincy
The batsuit made by Lucius Fox has a kevlar bi-weave armor - causing it to be able to deflect any bullets short of a straight shot point blank impact.

That a little clearer?

Sorry, but is that stated, word for word in the movie? Oh yeah, is it stated in Batman Begins? Its the original batsuit, whch means Batman will be that much slower. BB begins only, and DH1 only.

McClane unloads on Batman, Batman goes down, stunned, McClane walks over with his Beretta and puts two in Batmans computer.

Wait, I already said that.

I don't mean to break your boner over here...but yes.

Lucius Fox states it.

In Begins.

SUCK THE COCK OF FEATS

You talking about the original batsuit, or the one with the seperated plates? I assumed the second one.

Whichever the **** is worn in Begins

Batman hides in the shadows and hovers over McClane. Then the Dark Knight strings him upside down and uses him as a punching bag.