Batman vs. John McClane

Started by Quincy55 pages

ah shite

Originally posted by Impediment
Banned.

Thank you. 👆

you guys are still on this?

And who got banned? o.o

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
you guys are still on this?

And who got banned? o.o

A troll got banned.

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
you guys are still on this?

And who got banned? o.o

The Batbitches are upset that Batman gets decaffeinated here, that's all.

nah RJ. Ya lost.

HF Transponder ftw

Originally posted by Quincy
nah RJ. Ya lost.

HF Transponder ftw

30 bullets. Speed of sound. Dead Bat. McClanes trigger finger still works FTW.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
30 bullets. Speed of sound. Dead Bat. McClanes trigger finger still works FTW.

Originally posted by dadudemon
1. RJ. You're wrong. Bullets don't travel at the speed of sound.

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They travel upwards of double the speed of sound. 😄

Originally posted by Quincy
It seems like you are taking this fight as playing out with "McClane sees Batman and shoots" as the fight. When they both see each other at the same time. Batman HAS taken out a man with a gun (actually quite a few at the same time) while McClane has NEVER seen The Batman.

So essentially, are you saying that McClane will still react before Batman can?

3rd or 4th time Im posting this?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Dude, check the links I posted, you are wrong. 🙄

Originally posted by Quincy
3rd or 4th time Im posting this?
I already replied, check the post last page with the links.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The Batbitches are upset that Batman gets decaffeinated here, that's all.

Umm, dude, please use the proper terminology, "Batman gets McFiltered here".

Originally posted by Quincy
3rd or 4th time Im posting this?

7th or 8th will be your magic moment.

Pwnage.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You really are a funny guy!!!! 😆

Because there is none, witness the pure pwnage below:

Speed of sound:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_of_sound

The speed of sound describes how far this wave travels in a given amount of time. In dry air at 20 °C (68 °F), the speed of sound is 343 meters per second (1,125 ft/s). This equates to 1,236 kilometers per hour (768 mph), or about one mile in five seconds.

An HK 9mm submachine gun:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HK_MP5


Muzzle velocity 400 m/s (1,312 ft/s) (MP5A2, MP5A3, MP5A4, MP5A5)
375 m/s (1,230.3 ft/s) (MP5K, MP5KA1, MP5KA4, MP5KA5, MP5K-PDW)
285 m/s (935.0 ft/s) (MP5SD1, MP5SD2, MP5SD3, MP5SD4, MP5SD5, MP5SD6)
425 m/s (1,394.4 ft/s) (MP5/10)
315 m/s (1,033.5 ft/s) (MP5/40)

So no, I was in the right ballpark. Twice the speed of sound my hairy nutsac.

The automatic makes all the difference in the world, man. An HK submachine gun fires roughly 700 rounds per minute. A 30 round mag will be emptied in a little over a second. One damn second, 30 bullets flying at Batman at the speed of sound (roughly). You're an educated guy, figure it out.

What movie feat are you talking about? Karl? I already pwned that one, he was clearly in a rush to save Holly. When McClane kills people, they are tag on the toe dead, no question, but in that instance, he didn't have time to ensure it. Here, Batman is gonna be on the ground, "playing possum" as you so eloquently put it, and, when he stirs, McClane empties anew mag in to him. It really is beyond simple, dude.

Riggs had a pistol, not a machine gun, and the flamethrower dude clear had armor that was WAY superior to Bat armor.

And what were the conditions of the battle? Did they know Batman was 10ish feet away from them beforehand? Or did he sneak up on them without them seeing him first.

Bullshit, you know I am the opposite of a McClane fanboy. Stop reaching.

so... McClane has an automatic gun in his hand... Batman is.. well batman standing there.. they both see each other at the same time...

Ill rethink this just for shits and giggles...

McClane, who has NEVER seen batman before, takes a moment to go wtf?

Batman, who is here to nutralize the Terrorists, the ones who have the Automatic weaposn to begin with, sees McClane with one.

Now even in Dark Knight, though we are not using this here, Batman sees the Hostages dressed like the badguys. but they have guns. Even he first thinks they are the bad guys until he gets up close.... His first reaction was to neutralize the one with the gun. And since Dark Knight is the same Batman in Batman Begins, of course he would have the same mind set...

So he would first off Neutralize the guy with the gun.... I dont care how good McClane is, someone who has never heard/seen Batman will take a moment to go Wtf?!

Its not a factor of how fast a bullet goes. Its a factor of wether or not McClane will be surprised at seeing Batman. Even the badguys in Batman Begins go Wtf? And no you cant say they are diffrent because they had a lower mind set then McClane. You try to put McClane off as this, "Not Surpirsed by anything" guy. He isnt. He is human and will react just as any human would. Im sure if no one heard of batman and he crossed your path EVERYONE in KMC would take a moment to go WTF and McClane is no exception.

Batman on the other hand, who doesnt have to do the WTF factor, sees a Terrorist with a gun, will Neutralize him. Batman wont kill McClane ut he will beat the hell out of him.....

Now lets say McClane DOESNT go wtf?... Its not a factor of how fast the bullets go still. Im not saying McClane is walking around with the gun pointed down, but in the time it takes McClane to RAISE the weapon and take aim and pull the trigger, WHICH is NOT the speed of sound, Batman would have plenty of time to take cover.

I would like to see you argue something other then "McClane simply guns Batman down." If you can give me another way McClane wins then I will look at that and Perhaps I will change my mind.

It's Batman, he is well known amongst the police, surely McClane will recoginze him. Fraction of a second, maybe, for it to register in his mind "It's Batman." No "wtf", see?

I already stated that in DH, McClane has his HK at the ready at all times, always held in front of him ready to fire. There is no raising of the weapon, not like from waist to firing position.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's Batman, he is well known amongst the police, surely McClane will recoginze him. Fraction of a second, maybe, for it to register in his mind "It's Batman." No "wtf", see?

I already stated that in DH, McClane has his HK at the ready at all times, always held in front of him ready to fire. There is no raising of the weapon, not like from waist to firing position.

If he knows it's batman, wtf would he try to shoot at him

Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
so... McClane has an automatic gun in his hand... Batman is.. well batman standing there.. they both see each other at the same time...

Ill rethink this just for shits and giggles...

McClane, who has NEVER seen batman before, takes a moment to go wtf?

Batman, who is here to nutralize the Terrorists, the ones who have the Automatic weaposn to begin with, sees McClane with one.

Now even in Dark Knight, though we are not using this here, Batman sees the Hostages dressed like the badguys. but they have guns. Even he first thinks they are the bad guys until he gets up close.... His first reaction was to neutralize the one with the gun. And since Dark Knight is the same Batman in Batman Begins, of course he would have the same mind set...

So he would first off Neutralize the guy with the gun.... I dont care how good McClane is, someone who has never heard/seen Batman will take a moment to go Wtf?!

Its not a factor of how fast a bullet goes. Its a factor of wether or not McClane will be surprised at seeing Batman. Even the badguys in Batman Begins go Wtf? And no you cant say they are diffrent because they had a lower mind set then McClane. You try to put McClane off as this, "Not Surpirsed by anything" guy. He isnt. He is human and will react just as any human would. Im sure if no one heard of batman and he crossed your path EVERYONE in KMC would take a moment to go WTF and McClane is no exception.

Batman on the other hand, who doesnt have to do the WTF factor, sees a Terrorist with a gun, will Neutralize him. Batman wont kill McClane ut he will beat the hell out of him.....

Now lets say McClane DOESNT go wtf?... Its not a factor of how fast the bullets go still. Im not saying McClane is walking around with the gun pointed down, but in the time it takes McClane to RAISE the weapon and take aim and pull the trigger, WHICH is NOT the speed of sound, Batman would have plenty of time to take cover.

I would like to see you argue something other then "McClane simply guns Batman down." If you can give me another way McClane wins then I will look at that and Perhaps I will change my mind.

love this post.. thank you ma'am

So now McClane is being gimped? crylaugh

OK, I'll play....

Batman nears, McClane flashes his badge and tells Batman he is a cop, Batman decides to help McClane. Batman walks over to shake his hand. BLAM, head shot, easy cheesy.

Too easy.

Try again.

Or, as John McClane said, "Sorry Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So now McClane is being gimped? crylaugh

OK, I'll play....

Batman nears, McClane flashes his badge and tells Batman he is a cop, Batman decides to help McClane. Batman walks over to shake his hand. BLAM, head shot, easy cheesy.

Too easy.

Try again.

Or, as John McClane said, "Sorry Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?"

so why shouldn't he be... you have gimped batman from the very beginning.. so try again as you say.. and say it once more with feeling .. My name is RJ and I am a McClaen fanboy... deny it all you want...

the armor worn in Batman Begins is bullet proof.. no bullet will penetrate it... Batman loves jumping off rooftops and buildings and he also glides through the air.. Batman is also very fast and cunning a whole lot more than McClane.. He will not just stand there like you want him too.. As soon as both see each other McClane is not the only one that will spring into action.. Batman will as well.. Please stop denying that