Emperor Palpatine vs. Harry Potter

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Firstly...regarding your opening line... stop mindlessly repeating things that people say to you all the time that hurt you...they dont have the same effect on me, for one....just makes you look like the boywonder of butthurt.

Make something up...? YOU are the one who makes stuff up/changes things when the tears of anger and poop comes.

Ok. First, whilst Harry is being TK slammed into the wall at ridiculous speed, Harry will not be in any position to counter the lightning. 🙂
Especially if Palpatine has forcegrabbed the Wand, and force inserted it into Harry's ass.

Can the wand work, whilst up Harry's ass in many little pieces....?

All force attacks are energy based. Harry can block any of them with his wand. If Palpy tries snagging Harrys wand, firstly, he will leave himself open to attack. Secondly, Harry can accio it, and it will be back in his hand almost instantly, in plenty of time to block Palpys next attack.

I dispute that his reaction time, then having to do the spell, then the spell taking effect will allow for that.

By the time the lightning leaves Palps'fingers, Harry is f***ed.
By the time Harry would activate his voicebox, he'd be toast.
By the time Harry'd be able to get a twitch of his arm off, his arm'd be off.

Alright - I couldn't read through all that shit.

Is RJ still arguing about how this must be ROTJ Palpatine because it takes place in the throne room of the death star?

Technically wouldn't that mean that Harry has to be a little sperm, since Star Wars took place a long long time ago?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I dispute that his reaction time, then having to do the spell, then the spell taking effect will allow for that.

By the time the lightning leaves Palps'fingers, Harry is f***ed.
By the time Harry would activate his voicebox, he'd be toast.
By the time Harry'd be able to get a twitch of his arm off, his arm'd be off.

Originally posted by Quincy
Alright - I couldn't read through all that shit.

Is RJ still arguing about how this must be ROTJ Palpatine because it takes place in the throne room of the death star?

Technically wouldn't that mean that Harry has to be a little sperm, since Star Wars took place a long long time ago?

You were saying that the location dictates Palpatines age.

So it must dictate Harrys

Originally posted by Quincy
You were saying that the location dictates Palpatines age.

So it must dictate Harrys

Beyond fail, in all seriousness.

-AC

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Harry will surely have his wand at the ready, to either cast a spell or block Palpys attack. How fair is it to have Harry scratching his ass when the fight begins?

Well I was going off of the OP.

RJ, You tried to pull "The 1st death star couldnt possibly have had a throneroom" logic, trying to gimp Palpatine as an overall character, by claiming that Palps couldnt do anything that he didnt do in ROTJ.
Which of course.....is bullshit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Exactly what have I made up here? I am using HP spells he used onscreen, and Palpys powers he used onscreen.

All force attacks are energy based. Harry can block any of them with his wand.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Harry will surely have his wand at the ready, to either cast a spell or block Palpys attack. How fair is it to have Harry scratching his ass when the fight begins?

So like I said pages ago, you're angling to give Harry prep-time, besides every gadget and trinket you can think of, this is on top of you dictating that Palpatine is complete imbecile and is limited to abilities he's used in only one film, while Potter gets all his powers form all he films. Nice.

Ride that gimped-horse at full trot, boy, ride it.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
RJ, You tried to pull "The 1st death star couldnt possibly have had a throneroom" logic, trying to gimp Palpatine as an overall character, by claiming that Palps couldnt do anything that he didnt do in ROTJ.
Which of course.....is bullshit.

This is of course not picking a movie-specific Potter/spell-set and just going with a 'Potter can do anything/everything and has anything/everything he's had a all the films' angle. -1 for Palpatine while deftly adding a +1 to Potter.

The gimping is strong in this one, yes.

(Seasonal gimpmask as little Susan Peepants is almost certain to be wearing as he trots along.)

He'll likely be teasing Donder and Blitzen by puckering and flexing his turd-cutter as the push along that sleigh.

I bet he would.

Here he waits for them at the stable:

Witness his majestic fence scaling abilities!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Harry will surely have his wand at the ready, to either cast a spell or block Palpys attack. How fair is it to have Harry scratching his ass when the fight begins?

Who said anything about fair...?

Its a Sithlord we're talking about. Not Ghandi.

simply put, Harry "rides the lightning" to his doom

Harry would be able to deflect or dodge any of the lightning plus his Invisibility Cloak would absorb the attacks and keep him hidden cause it came from Death itself
im not sure what Palpatine can do besides shoot lightning and do.... Star Wars stuff.... but my choice is Harry

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Force lightning is manipulated energy. The force is manipulated energy. Magic is manipulated energy. A wand is an extension of a wizard, it is magically enchanted, therefore it is essentially an energy weapon, same as a lightsaber.

See the connection? A wand will attract and absorb force lightning as easily as a lightsaber.

Check it out:

YouTube video

At :35, Dooku shoots force lightning at Obi Wan, he simply raises his lightsaber and the energy blade absorbs it, just like a wand would.

Screen feats: we see nothing like the coordination and speed that sidious has from harry. He gets toasted.