Emperor Palpatine vs. Harry Potter

Started by Robtard13 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Harry will have his wand at the ready the moment he tells Palpy to **** off, man. It will be in blocking position beforehand.

Because Palpatine the complete idiot will allow this beforehand, just cuz. Harry goe to grab his little twig while Palpatine is talking, he's gets to ride the lightning or the wand is force-pulled away and snapped. Just stop, dude.

Also, you're guessing that Potter's wand will be able to block Force-lightning, which isn't a single stream of lightning, it's many and it jumps around everywhere. So it may block one bolt, the others come around and fry him. This is of course going with your scenario that Palpatine is a complete moron; even moron-Palp can beat Potter.

Originally posted by Robtard
Because Palpatine the complete idiot will allow this beforehand, just cuz. Harry goe to grab his stick, he's fried or the wand is pulled away and snapped. Just stop, dude.

Also, you're guessing that Potter's wand will be able to block Force-lightning, which isn't a single stream of lightning, it's many and it jumps around everywhere. So may block one bolt, the others come around and fry him.

Harry will surely have his wand in hand, it's Palpy, man, he knows Palpy will kill him as soon as he says no to joining the dark side. You make it sound like Harry is gonna be sitting cross legged reading the Quibbler instead of preparing for combat. And if the wand is pulled away, Harry simply accios it, pulls it back and blocks. Palpy cannot force pull AND force lightning at the same time, you know.

Obi Wan's blade easily blocked Dooku's force lightning and it isnt much wider than Harrys wand. There's your proof.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Harry will surely have his wand in hand, it's Palpy, man, he knows Palpy will kill him as soon as he says no to joining the dark side. You make it sound like Harry is gonna be sitting cross legged reading the Quibbler instead of preparing for combat. And if the wand is pulled away, Harry simply accios it, pulls it back and blocks. Palpy cannot force pull AND force lightning at the same time, you know.

Obi Wan's blade easily blocked Dooku's force lightning and it isnt much wider than Harrys wand. There's your proof.

Again, Potter having weapon in hand and Palpatine just allowing it relies on Palpatine being a moron; as seen in the films, he's extremely smart and always 2 steps ahead. So no, you can't decide he's a moron now.

Again, Potter would babble out "Acc..." and then the lightning would hit him. Lightning comes faster than babbling out spells.

Obi wan is also a Jedi with a mastery of The Force, the same shit Force-lightning is made from. Potter isn't, doesn't, no amount of Harry Potter fanboyism will change this.

obi-wan also used the force to focus it into the lightsaber as did mace. the aotc novel confirms this.

Originally posted by Robtard
Again, Potter having weapon in hand and Palpatine just allowing it relies on Palpatine being a moron; as seen in the films, he's extremely smart and always 2 steps ahead. So no.

Again, Potter would babble out "Acc..." and then the lightning would hit him. Lightning comes faster than babbling spells.

Obi wan is also a Jedi with a mastery of The Force, the same shit force-lightning is made from. Potter isn't, doesn't.

"They fight" implies they are both ready to go, Harry with wand drawn and Palpy ready to use the force. See, I am a fan of SW and HP both, SW moreso, so I am more likely to be objective here. You, on the other hand, have admitted to me before how you hate HP with a passion, so naturally you want Harry to lose here. FS you think Palpy can beat Voldemort 🙄

If Palpy force pulls away the wand, Harry accios it back, Palpy will have to stop force pulling and then force lightning. He cant do both, Harry's wand will be back in his hand in time to block. When he accio'd the goblet in GOF, it was almost instantly in his hand.

Yeah, Obi Wan was so powerful that Dooku beat him in seconds. Nice one, you almost made me laugh, *****. Like it or not, Harry is one of the more uber wizards, powerful as hell, far more powerful with magic than Obi Wan was with the force.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
obi-wan also used the force to focus it into the lightsaber as did mace. the aotc novel confirms this.
Too bad this is the MVF, not the NVF.

too bad that doesnt have anything to do with what i said. you cant prove that obi-wan didnt use the force to do it but i have a canon source that says he did and logic also agrees with me. what have you got? youre real good at putting down other peoples evidence when it suits you but you cant put up a single thing to defend your own logic.

so feel free to prove to me how obi-wan was able to somehow attract a string of lightning that archs and somehow have all the arcs zero in on his lightsaber which is only two inches thick, even though the arcs go in different directions.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
"They fight" implies they are both ready to go, Harry with wand drawn and Palpy ready to use the force. See, I am a fan of SW and HP both, SW moreso, so I am more likely to be objective here. You, on the other hand, have admitted to me before how you hate HP with a passion, so naturally you want Harry to lose here. FS you think Palpy can beat Voldemort 🙄

If Palpy force pulls away the wand, Harry accios it back, Palpy will have to stop force pulling and then force lightning. He cant do both, Harry's wand will be back in his hand in time to block. When he accio'd the goblet in GOF, it was almost instantly in his hand.

No, you're not reading the OP, yet again. Says:

-Palpatine wants to turn Harry to the Dark Side.

-Harry refuses.

That's when the fight starts, after Potter refuses. So Potter wouldn't have wand in hand at the ready while Palpatine was talking and before Potter refused.

No, he'd be fried long before that, see above. Just stop, you have nothing except rampant Harry Potter fanboyism here and that doesn't win a debate, only makes you look like an ass, as you're not doing it in a humorous manner.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
too bad that doesnt have anything to do with what i said. you cant prove that obi-wan didnt use the force to do it but i have a canon source that says he did and logic also agrees with me. what have you got? youre real good at putting down other peoples evidence when it suits you but you cant put up a single thing to defend your own logic.

so feel free to prove to me how obi-wan was able to somehow attract a string of lightning that archs and somehow have all the arcs zero in on his lightsaber which is only two inches thick, even though the arcs go in different directions.

You telling me Obi Wan manipulated the force lightning? 😂

The saber attracted the arcs because it is an energy weapon, just as a wand is. Magic is, after all, manipulated energy. :

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Maybe he is, but Voldemort is a racist idiot while Palpatine is a master manipulator and Satan incarnate. He could just talk to and mindscrew Voldemort the way he did Anakin.

Voldemort isn't an idiot...

It took Sidious years to corrupt Anakin. That wouldn't happen in a fight against Voldemort.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You telling me Obi Wan manipulated the force lightning? 😂

The saber attracted the arcs because it is an energy weapon, just as a wand is. Magic is, after all, manipulated energy. :

prove energy weapons attract the force in the star wars universe. as i said the novel itself confirms this. youre basically creating a different explaination then the one thata actually exists, ergo youre going against canon.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, you're not reading the OP, yet again. Says:

-Palpatine wants to turn Harry to the Dark Side.

-Harry refuses.

That's when the fight starts, after Potter refuses. So Potter wouldn't have wand in hand at the ready while Palpatine was talking and before Potter refused.

No, he'd be fried long before that, see above. Just stop, you have nothing except rampant Harry Potter fanboyism here and that doesn't win a debate, only makes you look like an ass, as you're not doing it in a humorous manner.

And Harry, knowing what Palpy can do, will surely know Palpy will kill him when he refuses. Wand will be at the ready, force lightning will be cast, it will be blocked.

See, you would rather have Harry NOT be ready for combat, and for Palpy to be totally prepared. You think Harry will be like "OK, gonna tell this guy to bugger, then hey, he'll buy me an ice cream!!!"

No. He'll be fully prepared, as Palpy will be. After all, that's an even playing field. Even playing field means they are BOTH ready, not just Palpy.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
prove energy weapons attract the force in the star wars universe. as i said the novel itself confirms this. youre basically creating a different explaination then the one thata actually exists, ergo youre going against canon.
Prove that Obi and Mace manipulated the arcs with the force? With something from ONSCREEN?

The mere mention of a novel is going against Canon, sister.

Originally posted by Placidity
Voldemort isn't an idiot...

It took Sidious years to corrupt Anakin. That wouldn't happen in a fight against Voldemort.

Plus the fact that Voldemort is a master of occlumency.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Prove that Obi and Mace manipulated the arcs with the force? With something from ONSCREEN?

The mere mention of a novel is going against Canon, sister.

lol. is that youre way of saying you cant do it? to say "no u first?!!?" you made the claim that obi-wan didnt use the force to attract the lightning. burden of proof is on you.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
lol. is that youre way of saying you cant do it? to say "no u first?!!?"
My explaination is logical. You ever see energy arcing from two points merging together? There ya go.

Your turn.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My explaination is logical. You ever see energy arcing from two points merging together? There ya go.

Your turn.

thats not an explanation. thats an observation.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
you made the claim that obi-wan didnt use the force to attract the lightning. burden of proof is on you.
Because Yoda, a master ****in Jedi, could have manipulated the lightning when it was fired at him in Palpys office, but he didnt. He had just as much if not more of a warning and time that Obi Wan did.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
thats not an explanation. thats an observation.
No, thats a scientific fact. You dont get out much, do you?

thats not a scientific fact at all.