Girlfriend's having too much fun with male friends.

Almost?

Originally posted by jaden101
Almost?

You needed to shit your shorts too, for the epic win.

Originally posted by Robtard
You needed to shit your shorts too, for the epic win.

No, the epic win would have been if he shit your shorts.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, the epic win would have been if he shit your shorts.

...without Robtard noticing.

Originally posted by Bardock42
...without Robtard noticing.

Ninja shits? I've never heard of that. Ghost turds, yes...

Be a man.

Show her you're the only man she needs, and make sure she knows that if she does anything, she'll lose you, the only man she needs.

IE, find the clitoris.

Originally posted by jaden101
Almost?

Not that night I didn't.

I woke up in a bush about 4 miles further from home than the party I left...Also had a slug on my face.

I woke up after a night out once, so far from home that it took me 2 days to walk home (I was only 16 at the time...No mobile phone...No money...had to walk)

I went for a night out in my hometown and woke up in a house in another city 100 miles away with no idea how I got there or who's house it was.

Originally posted by jaden101
Not that night I didn't.

I woke up in a bush about 4 miles further from home than the party I left...Also had a slug on my face.

I woke up after a night out once, so far from home that it took me 2 days to walk home (I was only 16 at the time...No mobile phone...No money...had to walk)

I went for a night out in my hometown and woke up in a house in another city 100 miles away with no idea how I got there or who's house it was.

Whoa haermm

I woke up one time in a strange house. Alone. Turns out it was a demo home. I got drunk, pulled into the driveway, kicked in the door and fell asleep on the bed.

Another time I woke up in my closet in a pool of my own vomit.

Originally posted by jaden101
Not that night I didn't.

I woke up in a bush about 4 miles further from home than the party I left...Also had a slug on my face.

I woke up after a night out once, so far from home that it took me 2 days to walk home (I was only 16 at the time...No mobile phone...No money...had to walk)

I went for a night out in my hometown and woke up in a house in another city 100 miles away with no idea how I got there or who's house it was.

North Philadelphia is now on my 'places to get drunk and sleep in a ditch' list. No sarcasm.

i once woke up in a strange desert lake between Cali and Nevada.... there was a bonfire ppl singing and it was like 2 in the morning dark as all hell could only see the moon. the 1st thing i saw was fishing poles over my head while cramped inside a car.

one of my friends even got chased by a mountain lion while connecting wood, ppl laughing then turning around and chasing it into a tree...

finally some of us got stuck in some weird quick sand sediment lake floor.. had to hold each others belt loops and walk out in a line and pull each other whenever some one sank.

Originally posted by meep-meep
North Philadelphia is now on my 'places to get drunk and sleep in a ditch' list. No sarcasm.

Here we call it getting Sarah Payne'd. In the US it'll be getting Megan Kanka'd.

Aka...****ed and found in a ditch.

And yes...I'm not from North Philly. Fat Albert is.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Another time I woke up in my closet in a pool of my own vomit.

There's an "RJ finally coming out the closet" joke in there somewhere.

Although to be fair, I've done that a few times myself. I've woken up in the middle of the night after getting smashed and my head has felt sober but my body has decided otherwise and I've fell sideways into my clothes cupboard and fell asleep on a big pile of clothes.

Originally posted by jaden101
There's an "RJ finally coming out the closet" joke in there somewhere.

Although to be fair, I've done that a few times myself. I've woken up in the middle of the night after getting smashed and my head has felt sober but my body has decided otherwise and I've fell sideways into my clothes cupboard and fell asleep on a big pile of clothes.

Once I was getting blitzed with my buddy across the street. I was 18 and he stole a bottle of jack from his dad. We sat in his backyard and got drunk as sin.

I was pissed at my dad for some reason that night. I went around the corner of his house to piss, and I could see my house. For some reason, I said "**** you, Dad!!!" as I pissed.

Well, you can guess who just happened to be standing behind me as I said this.......

The Pope?

A meth addict passed out on the street in front of my apartment building, and the next morning, was convinced that he had stayed the night in the building and left his things inside.

Bet you had sex with him for money didn't you?

Originally posted by Marvelknight
Me and my girlfriend live together and have been in a relationship for three years now. But she does certain things that cause a lot of stress for me. What I want to know from all of you, is how far would you let your boy/girlfriend go with certain things they do with a friend of the opposite sex, before you start to feel jealous, and what do you feel is inappropriate behavior in a relationship?

I trust my partners.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Whoa haermm

I woke up one time in a strange house. Alone. Turns out it was a demo home. I got drunk, pulled into the driveway, kicked in the door and fell asleep on the bed.

Another time I woke up in my closet in a pool of my own vomit.

You kicked in the door?

Do you pay for damages?

And, why not? You were putting it to good use! 😆

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
A meth addict passed out on the street in front of my apartment building, and the next morning, was convinced that he had stayed the night in the building and left his things inside.

Which district in SF do you live in?