Girlfriend's having too much fun with male friends.

Originally posted by jaden101

I went for a night out in my hometown and woke up in a house in another city 100 miles away with no idea how I got there or who's house it was.

Perfect opportunity to do a grab and dash.

Couldn't hang around after the whole rape thing. Didn't want to risk getting caught.

Originally posted by Robtard
Which district in SF do you live in?

SOMA. When my lease is up, I am moving back to Pacific Heights.

Originally posted by jaden101
The Pope?

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
SOMA. When my lease is up, I am moving back to Pacific Heights.

Have a friend that lives in that area, crack-heads a plenty, as you you.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dad.

Your dad's the Pope?

Originally posted by Robtard
Your dad's the Pope?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How'd you know?

Because you wear a funny hat.

I guess that's why they call it a way home.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I guess that's why they call it a way home.

"way homer"

Slam dunk.

Sounds like you girlfriend needs more cock.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dad.

So what did your dad the pope do?

Beat the piss outta me. Not an ass kicking, just grabbed me and escorted me home with a LOT of authority.

Originally posted by Robtard
Have a friend that lives in that area, crack-heads a plenty, as you you.

It happened again tonight. Some guy insisted that he came out of the neighboring apartment and left his keys inside and wanted us to let him in the gate. Crackheads-a-plenty.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Beat the piss outta me. Not an ass kicking, just grabbed me and escorted me home with a LOT of authority.

So what? He just said a few words to you?