The Scenario
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Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Machamp won't even be near Ultimecia. He'll be killed by one of her spells.
Too bad it doesn't work on just Machamp. As I said, No Guard works on everyone in the battle. Every attack Machamp launches will hit. Every attack Ultimecia launched will hit. Every attack launched by anyone will hit whatever they aim it at. Accuracy ceases to be a factor in this battle, as all attacks automatically hit. Except OHKO attacks, which fail outright.
Bullet Punch hitting first is a game mechanic. Bullet Punch is a punch that goes as fast as a bullet. No different from him doing 1000 punches in two seconds. Vacuum Wave is also a game mechanic because in the anime, it's not that faster than what Team FF could dodge. Aqua Jet same thing. Team Pokemon isn't speed-blitzing shit.
That doesn't change the fact that they are speedblitz moves. Regardless of the game, these are moves that the user speeds up to use. I'm using the game, you're using the anime. Once again, game is on a higher canon level.
Magic Coat is useless against the Buster Sword, Revolver, bullets, or Zell's fists.
Which is why it won't be used against them. What it will be used against is Stop, so the FF cast Stops themselves.
Too bad Machamp is too slow to even catch anybody with those arms.
Bullet Punch and Vacuum Wave. Charizard uses Tailwind and doubles Team PKMNs speed.
How?
Side effect of the ability. It prevents OHKOs from always hitting, so it simply makes them always fail.
It's not gonna work on Ultimecia. Also Chaos Vincent will hit Alakazaam so hard that his brain will exit through the back of his head.
Nah, they're getting raped.
Right, because sandstorms are really dangerous to Team FF 🙄
It'll kill them if they aren't careful.
Recover is useless because anyone in Team FF can kill Alakazaam in one hit.
Good thing he can put up Reflects, Light Screens, and Barriers, eh? He's too fast for them, anyway.
Charizard has to land and rest for that to work. He leaves himself vulnerable.
And you think a grounded Charizard is vulnerable?
Dispel says Hi.
Taunt says hi.